Kaira-chan: 'Lo 'lo ^-^
Kyla: *Coping Kaira-chan: 'Lo 'lo ^-^
Yami Kaira: *Hits Kyla over the head - hard* That is really getting annoying. Why can't you ever be like me?
Kyla: Because I don't wanna be a meany bitch *Pulls down bottom eyelid and sticks out tongue*
Pharaoh Yami, Yami Kaira (Hell, let's just call her Kurai, shall we?) And Kaira-chan: O_O
Pharaoh Yami: Are you sure that a five year old should know words like that?
Kaira-chan: No O_o
Yami Kaira: *Huffs* bad influence...
Kyla: *No idea what she just said* Kaira-chan no own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Pharaoh Yami: OK, here are the WARNINGS!! Lots of killing. Very drunkenness... O_o wow, that's a word (Spell checker didn't catch it), um talk of drugs...and Yami...me...me in the future almost takes advantage of...some nameless person -.-; And swearing, but what else do you expect from Ancient Egyptian Drunk Murderous Shadow Lords?
Yami Kaira: Oh yeah, Everclear is a very powerful alcoholic drink. 5 oz. Of it will kill someone. Just thought you should know ^-^.
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"Pharaoh!" Marik and Bakura exclaimed, as they glomped Yami.
"GAH!" Yami cried as he fell over.
"Congratulations. You're now a man!!...again!" Marik grinned.
"Congratulations are in order! Let's go drinking!" Bakura giggled, then hiccuped.
"And then let's go kill people!" Marik grinned.
"And steal a car!" Bakura agreed.
"Then take over the world!" Yami joined.
"And then torture our hikari's!" Bakura
"And then kill more people!" Marik
"Then go to an All You Can Eat Buffet!" Yami.
The other two stared at him.
"What? We're bound to get hungry," Yami said, like it was ever so obvious.
"That's why you're the Pharaoh!" They exclaimed, lifting him onto their shoulders.
"Let's get high!" Yami grinned, his ego raising.
Bakura and Marik dropped him.
"No Yami! Bad Boy!" Bakura lectured.
"Drugs are wrong!" Marik continued.
Yami stared at them blankly. "And killing random people isn't?" Yami asked.
"That's a pastime. So is stealing. Drugs are just plain evil," Bakura's eyes narrowed.
"And you're not?" Yami asked flatly.
"We're misunderstood. That's all," Marik said, looking hurt.
Yami looked at them.
"Naw, we're just joking! Let's go get high and drunk!" Marik chuckled.
"Dude. You should've seen your face," Bakura grinned as they walked into a bar.
"Nine shot's of Everclear, please," Yami ordered.
Bakura and Marik looked at each other. 'Please'? They had a long way to go before Yami was fully one of them. Then they could all go back to hating each other.
"Uh, sir? That will kill you," The waiter said.
"I said give me nine damned shots of Everclear! No wait, 32. What comes after 11?"
"Sir, that's 12. And we're not permitted to give you that much alcohol." The waiter said.
Yami narrowed his eyes. "MIND CRUSH!" Yami bellowed. The waiter dropped dead.
"Anyone else dare defie me?" Yami hissed, looking around. Everyone shook their heads.
"Now, get us 12 shots of Everclear! And you there. Move this body from my holy feet," He said, pointing at a young female waitress.
She complied.
"Wow Pharaoh. I didn't know you still had it in you," Bakura said, his face filled with admiration.
"I could've done better," Marik pouted.
"Yeah? Let's see," Yami glowered.
"OK then," He pulled out his Millennium Rod, and pointed it at some random guy.
"You! Go kill those two people, then come here." The big guy complied, killing a young couple, then walking to Marik.
Marik unsheathed his dagger, and then stabbed the guy.
"That ain't so good," Bakura said, then summoned the Man-Eater Bug, and it, non the less, ate someone.
They spent the next few minutes showing off there killing skills, until their shots arrived. By then, them and the waitress were the only ones in the entire bar still alive.
She set down the shots, then looked around the bar fearfully. She started to run towards the counter, where the phone was.
Yami grabbed the back of her shirt, and pulled her onto his lap. He looked at her. Then he took a shot. Then he looked at her again. Then he took another shot. Then looked at her again. "Dammit! It's no use. You're too damned ugly," Yami said, throwing her off his lap.
Bakura and Marik laughed. "I thought barmaids were suppose to be hot," Yami mumbled, drinking his second last shot (They each got four), as Bakura and Marik choked down their first one.
"Should I kill her?" The Pharaoh asked.
"No, who will serve up shots?" Bakura said, looking at his half drank first shot. How could the Pharaoh down such strong alcohol like it was juice?
"But I wanna kill her," Yami whined.
"Too bad, I wanna kill her," Marik said.
"Who will serve us shots?"
"But I said it first."
"But I called it."
"What about our shots?"
"You did not!"
"I call killing the Barmaid!"
"Damn you Marik,"
"What about the shots?!"
"Bakura's right. We shouldn't kill her until we're nice and drunk ((Like they aren't already -.-;))."
"You're just mad because I called it," Marik pouted.
Bakura finished his first shot with Marik, then Yami finished his last one.
"Guys, can I have one of your shots? I finished mine..." Yami whined.
"Order another one, Baka," Marik said, wrapping a protective arm around his three remaining shot glasses.
"HEY!! YOU CALLED ME A BAKA!" Bakura stood up, glaring at Yami ((See Ch. 2)).
Yami and Marik burst out laughing.
"Fuck you're slow!" Marik chuckled.
Bakura glowered, then tackled Yami. The table fell on top of them, the shot glasses shattering around them.
Marik jumped back, hoping to avoid the fray. Not that he didn't like fighting. He just didn't want to stain his new shirt with Yami's blood. Mmmm...blood. He ended up tripping over one of the woman whom Yami had killed.
Suddenly sirens were heard.
Yami and Bakura stopped fighting, in time to see a SWAT team run into the bar.
The barmaid ran into the arms of one of them.
"Glad you called us Miss. It seems we made it just in time," He said, his eyes narrowing at the three Shadow Lords.
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Kaira-chan: See, much longer.
Pharaoh Yami: Almost three pages of me being drunk -.-; Erm, I mean Yami, no, um, the future me?
Kurai: Neways, please read and review, and we'll get back to you.
Kyla: WEVIEW WEPLIES!!!
AutumBreeze: Yay ^-^ I made someone laugh, I'm so proud.
Kurai: You make me laugh every time I look in the mirror -.-;
Kaira-chan: My I suggest **Not** giving the characters in the fic whatever they want...tho I will take all this anime/manga crap.
Yami, Marik and Bakura: *Walk it* Whatever we want? Excellent *Go all Mr. Burns like*
Kurai and Kaira-chan: O_O *Knock them out*
Kaira-chan: Though...I do think that I'll let you give Yugi those painkillers he's been crying for for the past five days...
Yugi: Thank....you *Eats painkillers*
S.A: I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks ^-^
Not a lot of Reviews huh? I'm hoping this chapter will give me more...
Kyla: *Coping Kaira-chan: 'Lo 'lo ^-^
Yami Kaira: *Hits Kyla over the head - hard* That is really getting annoying. Why can't you ever be like me?
Kyla: Because I don't wanna be a meany bitch *Pulls down bottom eyelid and sticks out tongue*
Pharaoh Yami, Yami Kaira (Hell, let's just call her Kurai, shall we?) And Kaira-chan: O_O
Pharaoh Yami: Are you sure that a five year old should know words like that?
Kaira-chan: No O_o
Yami Kaira: *Huffs* bad influence...
Kyla: *No idea what she just said* Kaira-chan no own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Pharaoh Yami: OK, here are the WARNINGS!! Lots of killing. Very drunkenness... O_o wow, that's a word (Spell checker didn't catch it), um talk of drugs...and Yami...me...me in the future almost takes advantage of...some nameless person -.-; And swearing, but what else do you expect from Ancient Egyptian Drunk Murderous Shadow Lords?
Yami Kaira: Oh yeah, Everclear is a very powerful alcoholic drink. 5 oz. Of it will kill someone. Just thought you should know ^-^.
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"Pharaoh!" Marik and Bakura exclaimed, as they glomped Yami.
"GAH!" Yami cried as he fell over.
"Congratulations. You're now a man!!...again!" Marik grinned.
"Congratulations are in order! Let's go drinking!" Bakura giggled, then hiccuped.
"And then let's go kill people!" Marik grinned.
"And steal a car!" Bakura agreed.
"Then take over the world!" Yami joined.
"And then torture our hikari's!" Bakura
"And then kill more people!" Marik
"Then go to an All You Can Eat Buffet!" Yami.
The other two stared at him.
"What? We're bound to get hungry," Yami said, like it was ever so obvious.
"That's why you're the Pharaoh!" They exclaimed, lifting him onto their shoulders.
"Let's get high!" Yami grinned, his ego raising.
Bakura and Marik dropped him.
"No Yami! Bad Boy!" Bakura lectured.
"Drugs are wrong!" Marik continued.
Yami stared at them blankly. "And killing random people isn't?" Yami asked.
"That's a pastime. So is stealing. Drugs are just plain evil," Bakura's eyes narrowed.
"And you're not?" Yami asked flatly.
"We're misunderstood. That's all," Marik said, looking hurt.
Yami looked at them.
"Naw, we're just joking! Let's go get high and drunk!" Marik chuckled.
"Dude. You should've seen your face," Bakura grinned as they walked into a bar.
"Nine shot's of Everclear, please," Yami ordered.
Bakura and Marik looked at each other. 'Please'? They had a long way to go before Yami was fully one of them. Then they could all go back to hating each other.
"Uh, sir? That will kill you," The waiter said.
"I said give me nine damned shots of Everclear! No wait, 32. What comes after 11?"
"Sir, that's 12. And we're not permitted to give you that much alcohol." The waiter said.
Yami narrowed his eyes. "MIND CRUSH!" Yami bellowed. The waiter dropped dead.
"Anyone else dare defie me?" Yami hissed, looking around. Everyone shook their heads.
"Now, get us 12 shots of Everclear! And you there. Move this body from my holy feet," He said, pointing at a young female waitress.
She complied.
"Wow Pharaoh. I didn't know you still had it in you," Bakura said, his face filled with admiration.
"I could've done better," Marik pouted.
"Yeah? Let's see," Yami glowered.
"OK then," He pulled out his Millennium Rod, and pointed it at some random guy.
"You! Go kill those two people, then come here." The big guy complied, killing a young couple, then walking to Marik.
Marik unsheathed his dagger, and then stabbed the guy.
"That ain't so good," Bakura said, then summoned the Man-Eater Bug, and it, non the less, ate someone.
They spent the next few minutes showing off there killing skills, until their shots arrived. By then, them and the waitress were the only ones in the entire bar still alive.
She set down the shots, then looked around the bar fearfully. She started to run towards the counter, where the phone was.
Yami grabbed the back of her shirt, and pulled her onto his lap. He looked at her. Then he took a shot. Then he looked at her again. Then he took another shot. Then looked at her again. "Dammit! It's no use. You're too damned ugly," Yami said, throwing her off his lap.
Bakura and Marik laughed. "I thought barmaids were suppose to be hot," Yami mumbled, drinking his second last shot (They each got four), as Bakura and Marik choked down their first one.
"Should I kill her?" The Pharaoh asked.
"No, who will serve up shots?" Bakura said, looking at his half drank first shot. How could the Pharaoh down such strong alcohol like it was juice?
"But I wanna kill her," Yami whined.
"Too bad, I wanna kill her," Marik said.
"Who will serve us shots?"
"But I said it first."
"But I called it."
"What about our shots?"
"You did not!"
"I call killing the Barmaid!"
"Damn you Marik,"
"What about the shots?!"
"Bakura's right. We shouldn't kill her until we're nice and drunk ((Like they aren't already -.-;))."
"You're just mad because I called it," Marik pouted.
Bakura finished his first shot with Marik, then Yami finished his last one.
"Guys, can I have one of your shots? I finished mine..." Yami whined.
"Order another one, Baka," Marik said, wrapping a protective arm around his three remaining shot glasses.
"HEY!! YOU CALLED ME A BAKA!" Bakura stood up, glaring at Yami ((See Ch. 2)).
Yami and Marik burst out laughing.
"Fuck you're slow!" Marik chuckled.
Bakura glowered, then tackled Yami. The table fell on top of them, the shot glasses shattering around them.
Marik jumped back, hoping to avoid the fray. Not that he didn't like fighting. He just didn't want to stain his new shirt with Yami's blood. Mmmm...blood. He ended up tripping over one of the woman whom Yami had killed.
Suddenly sirens were heard.
Yami and Bakura stopped fighting, in time to see a SWAT team run into the bar.
The barmaid ran into the arms of one of them.
"Glad you called us Miss. It seems we made it just in time," He said, his eyes narrowing at the three Shadow Lords.
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Kaira-chan: See, much longer.
Pharaoh Yami: Almost three pages of me being drunk -.-; Erm, I mean Yami, no, um, the future me?
Kurai: Neways, please read and review, and we'll get back to you.
Kyla: WEVIEW WEPLIES!!!
AutumBreeze: Yay ^-^ I made someone laugh, I'm so proud.
Kurai: You make me laugh every time I look in the mirror -.-;
Kaira-chan: My I suggest **Not** giving the characters in the fic whatever they want...tho I will take all this anime/manga crap.
Yami, Marik and Bakura: *Walk it* Whatever we want? Excellent *Go all Mr. Burns like*
Kurai and Kaira-chan: O_O *Knock them out*
Kaira-chan: Though...I do think that I'll let you give Yugi those painkillers he's been crying for for the past five days...
Yugi: Thank....you *Eats painkillers*
S.A: I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks ^-^
Not a lot of Reviews huh? I'm hoping this chapter will give me more...