Kaira-chan: I'm finally updating.

Yami Kaira: About time

Kaira-chan: I just couldn't get into the mood.

Yami Kaira: ...And the "1 Year anniversary Special" Manga of Yu-Gi-Oh really got you into the mood... *Sarcastic*

Kaira-chan: Yep ^-^

Yami Kaira: =.=

Kyla: Kywa-chan no own Yu-Gi-Oh

Pharaoh Yami: Warning, there is some...yaoi I guess you would call it. It's the funny stupid kind though. Can it even be considered Yaoi *Turns to Kaira-chan*

Kaira-chan: Who knows, on with the fic!

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"Officer! I'm so glad you came! This woman killed all these people, and was going to kill us too!" Yami exclaimed, thinking quickly.

"How are you still alive, let alone contious!" The woman growled.

"You heard that! That was a threat! Right! You heard it!" Bakura said, going along with Yami's plan.

Suddenly the woman began to lunge at them. "I'll kill you!" She cried, "I'll bloody kill you!"

The officers held her back. Bakura and Yami looked at Marik, who had his hand behind his back. They grinned, knowing this was his doing.

"But, a woman called us," Said one of the officers, holding back the woman.

Suddenly Yami's eyes went blank. "You see, I'm a cross-dresser, and I can make my voice sound very feminine, and you see officer, I find that cops come faster when they think, it's a damsel in distress," Yami said seductively, moving towards one of the officers.

Suddenly he got back in control, and whirled around, glaring at Marik. He growled and lunged towards him.

At the last minute, just as Yami lunged at Marik, Bakura grabbed the rod. The officers all stared, wondering what was the matter, and Bakura knew that if he didn't do something quick, their cover would be blown. He pointed the rod at Marik and Yami, and, instead of attacking Marik, he ended up hugging him.

Bakura grinned madly, now he was in control. Yami and Marik began to passionately make-out as the officers stared in horror.

"You see, their gay together, and their just so thrilled that they were saved, I'm sorry if its disturbing," Explained Bakura, grinning madly.

"OK, very well. We'll take this girl in to the office. Wait here, we'll come back for questioning," One of the officers said.

"What? I didn't do anything. You can't do this," The woman screamed, tears running down her face as she was lead out of the bar.

As the last officer left the building, both Marik and Yami's eyes regained their life, their lips still pressed against eachother, their arms still wrapped tightly around each other.

They stared at eachother blankly for a minute, then pulled apart quickly, gagging and spitting and holding there throats. Yami clawed at his tongue, as if to get the taste away, and Marik stuck his finger down the back of his throat, to puke out the horrible feeling.

At the same time they looked up at Bakura.

"Eh heh, hey guys. It was the weirdest thing," Bakura laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head.

At the same time, Marik and Yami lunged at Bakura.

One of the officers walked in at that moment. "Oh yeah, when you get to the station, your going to have to take a Breathalyzer..." He looked at them all.

Marik and Yami were sitting on Bakura, sort of straddling him. Bakura was laying on his back on the ground.

Remembering Yami and Marik earlier, the officer blushed madly, mumbled "Sorry for intruding," And backed away.

Marik, Yami and Bakura all looked at him leave, blankly. Then they looked at eachother, and quickly jumped to their feet.

"Bakura, give me my rod," Marik said.

"I - erm...don't have your rod," Said Bakura, hiding the Millennium rod behind his back.

The officer who had just backed out, put his ear to the door.

"Bakura, I can see you stroking Marik's rod. Give it back to him so he can put it away," Yami said.

The officer sweatdropped.

"I don't have it!" Shouted Bakura.

"Yes you do! Bakura, don't you dare put it in your pocket, or I'll be forced to reach in there, and pull it out!" Marik said.

The officer listened more. "These guys are...sick," He whispered.

"Ew! Yami, he licked it!" Marik cried.

Bakura laughed evilly. "What do you want me to do about it?" Yami cried.

"Grab it a stroke it clean! That's sick man! Sick!" Marik cried.

"Fine, Bakura, hand me Marik's rod," Yami commanded.

"Make me!" Bakura cried. "I want the rod! Get another one!"

"I can't! That's mine! You know that, it's one of a kind!" Marik.

"Bakura, don't make me whack you!" Yami.

"I'd like to see you try!" Bakura.

"Fine then! I will!" Yami.

"Don't bother Pharaoh. He'll probably enjoy it. You know how he is." Marik.

"Bakura! Just give it back to him! Listen to me! I'm your Pharaoh!" Yami.

"You may be Marik's Pharaoh, but you sure as hell aren't mine. I listen to no man!" Bakura.

"Hey, George, lets go," Said a cop, from behind the officer who was listening to them, tapping him on the shoulder.

"Gladly!" Said George, getting up and running to the cop car.

Yami reached over and plucked the Millennium rod out from Bakura's hands, then stroked off some slobber with his arm.

"Geez Marik. You're so immature, it was just alittle bit of spit," He said, handing it back to him. He turned to Bakura. "And what kind of 5000 year old thief licks the stuff he steals?"

"Hey, how do you think the stuff I stole was never taken back?" Bakura shot back.

Yami sweatdropped. "Lets go out and steal a car and some weed guys."

"Ok!" Bakura and Marik said in unison. And together, the three skipped out of the bar, and into the street.

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Kaira-chan: OK, OK, I know the chapter was horrible, it sounded better when I was going over it in my head.

Yami Kaira: -.-; Pathetic.

Kaira-chan: Please, no flames, because I know it sucks enough without someone telling me.

Yami Kaira: Haha!

Kaira-chan: But PLEASE, constructive critisim, so I can figure out where I went wrong.

Yami Kaira: And give her ideas, because she's fresh out.

Pharaoh Yami: ....um...I have nothing to say, except please review.


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S.A Bonasi:

Lol, sounds like my life =P I'm glad you like it tho ^-^


I could have sworn there was another review from AutumBreeze, where she gave the guys foam mallets, but oh well, its not under my reviews, and I have too many e-mails to look through my E-mail so oh well, thank you for reviewing if you did ^-^ I'll be sure to use the foam mallets.