This will probably be my last update before I go on vacation.

Yami Kaira: Here is where you all cheer.

Kaira-chan: Yesh, cheer because I'm doing this for you all ^-^

Yami Kaira: ...That's one thing they can cheer about...

Kaira-chan: ...whadda ya mean?

Yami Kaira: See, I'd personally cheer because they wouldn't have to put up with your crap for 2 weeks...

Kaira-chan: You're so cruel T-T

Pharaoh Yami: I'm cheering because you can't torture me for two week.

Kaira-chan: T-T You're both so mean!

Kyla: Well...if it make you feew any betta, me cheering because you are so nice to give us this one last chapter...

Kaira-chan: THANK YOU!! *Glomps*

Kyla: ^-^ Kywa-chan no own Yu-Gi-Oh ^-^

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Yami walked up to the other two Yami's. "Hey guys, look what I got!" He said enthusiastically.

They looked at him. "What are those?" Bakura asked, rubbing a bruise on his cheek.

Yami looked at them. "I think their foam mallets..." He said. Sure enough, in his hand he held 3 foam mallets.

"What the hell are we suppose to do with theses?" Marik growled, as he and Bakura each snatched a foam mallet from Yami's grasp.

"I don't know. Some girl just ran up to me and gave them to me," Yami said, whacking Marik over the head with his.

Marik growled. He whacked Yami back. Then In turn, Yami whacked Bakura, Bakura whacked Marik, Marik whacked Yami, and it was a never ending cycle.

Well, it did end. After about an hour.

"Hey! These things rock! Let's go paint the down red...like blood!" Bakura exclaimed.

"Red? Why the hell would we paint the town red? Black is a much better color," Marik sneered, whacking Bakura over the head. Bakura whacked him back.

"I personally would think blue would be a good color. A nice, dark, navy blue," Yami said. Bakura and Marik looked at him, and at the same time hit him over the head with their mallets.

They argued for another 15 minutes, when suddenly Marik said, "Gentelmen, gentlemen." Bakura and Yami looked at him, both thinking the same thing. Since when are we gentle.

"Why must we fight?" He continued.

"Because Kazuki Takahashi makes us?" Yami said stupidly. Marik politly ignored him.

"Aren't we not men, who fight for the same cause?" Both Bakura and Yami shook their head. "Why must men fight? Are we not, social creatures. We enjoy the company of other men."

"Actually, I don't. I'm just hanging out with you two because Yami here's buying the drinks," Bakura blurted. One again Marik ignored him.

"For, from blood comes only more blood," Bakura licked his lips hungrily. "And from hate births more hate. Let us not hate," Said Marik.

"What the hell is he saying?" Yami whispered loudly to Bakura. Bakura giggled.

"WHAT I'M SAYING IS WE CAN PAINT THE TOWN RED WHITE AND BLUE!!! I mean....red, black and blue," Marik screamed. "NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND STEAL SOME SPRAY PAINT!!!"

Yami and Bakura nodded, and they broke into a paint store which was conveninetly right beside them.

Yami grabed 10 bottles of Navy blue paint, and some Baby blue paint because they ran out of Navy Blue Paint. Bakura grabbed many bottles of crimson paint, and stuffed them wherever he could, and Marik grabbed 5 bottles of Jumbo Black paint.

Then they ran out of the store, and saw Ryou driving his new convertable down the deserted street.

Suddenly Ryou pulled to a stop. "Yami? What are you doing down here? I've been looking all over for you," he said.

Yami blinked. "Why were you looking for me?"

Bakura hit him over the back of the head with his foam mallet. "He was talking to me nimrod," He growled. Then he turned to Ryou. "I'm just hanging out with my friends..." He said, innocently.

Ryou stared at him. "Since when are Yami Yugi and Yami Malik your friends?"

Bakura stared at him. "SINCE NOW!!" He took out a bottle of spray paint, and pressed the button. Unfortunatly, it was facing the wrong way, and sprayed himself in the face, instead of Ryou.

Ryou looked at him. Bakura rubbed the paint from his eyes. "Just stay there for a minute, OK hikari?" He said, rubbing ferociously at his eyes.

"Ok!" Ryou said happily. Yami and Marik stared at him blankly.

"Is it just me, or is Ryou kinda stupid for a hikari?" Asked Yami.

"I don't know. Yugi did play tug-of-war with you with a rifle," Anwsered Marik.

Bakura studied the spray can alittle, then laughed triumphantly.

"Like I was saying, SINCE NOW!" He shouted, spraying Ryou in the face with the red spray paint.

"Ah!" Ryou cried out, holding his eyes. Bakura and Marik threw him out of the car, and Yami hopped in the drivers seat.

Yami turned the keys, and revved the car loudly.

"See you in hell, sucker!" Bakura screamed, as Yami took his foot off the break. The car shot forward.

Marik took out a sheet of paper, and made two check marks.

"What's that Marik," Bakura said, looking over Marik's shoulder. Marik was sitting in the frount passanger seat, while Bakura was in the back.

"It's a Too Do List," Answered Marik. He showed Bakura the Check list.

MARIK'S TO DO LIST

Go out drinking (Check)

Get the Pharaoh Drunk (Check)

Get revenge on the Pharaoh

Get Drunk as celebration

Get Drunk for the Helluve it (Check)

Make the Pharaoh a killer again (Check)

Kill random people (Check)

Steal a Car (Check)

Torture our Hikari's (Half check)

Kill More Random People

Go to an all you can eat buffet

Go Get High


Bakura blinked. "Next on the list is kill more random people. Think you can get us there Yami?" He shouted over the wind going through his hair.

"Can do! It's Canada Day today! Their's bound to be lots of people at the fire works!" He called back.

"Um...Pharaoh. How do you know how to drive?" Marik asked suddenly.

"Why do you ask?" Yami replied.

"Well, I'm sure that there weren't any cars back in Ancient Egypt, and I'm sure as hell Yugi never let you get a licence," Marik anwsered.

"Hmm, good point. I guess getting drunk improves your driving skills," Yami anwsered joyfully. "Look at mah Mad Skillz!!!" Yami cried. He stepped on the gas, and put the car in cruise control, the he jumped up in his seat. "Look Ma! No hands!" He cried out gleefully.

Unfortuanatly, it was a convertable. The wind swept him off his feet. And he went flying out the back of the convertable.

Bakura and Marik whipped around to watch him hit the ground hard. Marik jumped into the next seat and slammed on the breaks, just as they were about to go over a bridge. Both of them stared at the still form of the Pharaoh.

"Um...do you think he's OK?" Marik asked.

"Who cares? That kicked ass! And it was funny as hell!" Bakura exclaimed, still looking at the Pharaoh.

The both watched on, as Yami didn't move from the middle of the highway.

A semi ran over him, and they waited to see what was gonna happen to their new friend...at least until the affects of the alcohol wore off.


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Haha, cliffy . Don't you love it when I do that? And now you have to wait 2 weeks to find out what happens!!

Pharaoh Yami: O_o Ouch...that had to hurt...

Yami Kaira: Yami is so stupid when he's drunk...and so easy to take advantage of too *Grins mischievously*

Kaira-chan: O_o

Kyla: Pwease Weed...

Pharaoh Yami: *Hits her over the back of the head* Please read and review!


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