Kaira-chan: And here's the next chapter ^_^

Yami Kaira: Make them wait for so long =.=

Kaira-chan: Sorry ^-^;; Heheh, neways, I hope I didn't make you all wait too long. I was grounded, then I had writers block, plus I have too many stories, and my account was frozen..

Yami: Psht. Stupid Kaira.

Kaira-chan: Yes, stupid me...

Pharaoh Yami: Kaira-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor does she own Air Canada, the plane place that they flew with in this chapter ^-^.

Kaira-chan: Oh yeah. There's a fanfiction contest (Or two). The url('s) are in my bio. Please don't enter if you a better author then me...that's pretty much everyone. Lol, naw, I'm j/p.

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Bakura and Marik stared at the semi kept rolling, not even noticing the unconscious spirit laying on the ground.

"...Do you think we should go see if he's OK? Or... like... alive?" Marik asked Bakura.

"I suppose it would be the right thing to do," Bakura sighed, and both he and Marik began to stand up, but Yami beat them to it.

"I'm ok!" He yelled out, standing perfectly straight and raising his arms above his head in victory signs.

Neither Bakura nor Marik decided to warn him against the Semi that was speeding towards him, and twisted smiles crossed their faces as he was hit once again. The semi driver didn't even slow.

Yami rolled up to a stop at the back tire of the car, and Bakura and Marik decided to drag him into the car.

He woke up. "Huh? What happened?" He asked, looking at them.

"You got hit by two semi's!" Marik grinned.

Yami looked at them, then grinned widely. "Ok! I'm driving again then!" He exclaimed.

Marik and Bakura didn't put up a fuss as Yami crawled back into the drivers seat, and started the car.

He sped off. "So, where's this Canada day thing?"

"Canada," Yami replied shortly.

Bakura blinked. "Yami... We're in Japan..." He said simply.

Yami stopped the car. "Oh! So now you tell me!" Yami yelled.

Bakura and Malik's eyes widened. "Um... I thought you would've known. I mean, I didn't think anyone was that stupid, even if their drunk," Marik stated.

"Marik... he just drank like, what, 5 shots of everclear, and a whole shitload of other alcohol, I think he's beyond drunk," Bakura pointed out.

Marik just nodded.

"What are you guys talking about?!" Yami yelled, driving the car faster. "I'm not least in the drunk," He grinned stupidly.

"Yami.... You're heading off a cliff," Bakura said. Sure enough the car was driving ever faster, right to a cliff.

"What are you talking about? That giant purple elephant will catch us," Yami grinned.

Bakura and Marik's eyes widened. At the last moment, Marik grabbed the wheel, and spun it sharply, making the car spin to a stop.

Yami pouted. "Now Bingo can't catch us," He whined.

Marik grabbed Yami and threw him into the back seat, while Bakura climbed up frount into the drivers seat.

He looked at the ignition. "How about we walk instead?" He smiled sheepishly.

Marik groaned. "If this was a motorcycle..." He sighed.

Bakura closed his eyes. //Ryou...Ryou... are you there?" He asked through the mindlink.

/AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!/ Ryou answered.

Bakura snickered. //I need you to tell me how to work the car Ryou...// He said.

/MAKE MY EYES STOP BURNING!!! OWWW!!! THE PAIN!!! THE HORROR! THE HOOOOORRR - Oh... Hi Yami./ Ryou said.

Bakura blinked. //OK..... Please tell me how to work your car.//

/Oh! Just turn the key, and step on the gas, and drive around. You know how to steer right? Just follow the street signs.... and the law/ He added as an after thought... /And you'll do fine./

Bakura turned the key, and the car started. He stepped on the gas, a little to hard, and ran into the side of a cliff.

He turned the wheel, and got away, scrapping of the complete outer coating of the drivers side of the car. After all, he didn't know how to back up.

"We'll go to the air port, and hijack a plane, so we can get to Canada, OK?" Bakura asked. Yami and Marik nodded.

By some miracle, Bakura pulled up to the airport. He stopped the car in a no parking zone, and the three of them walked in the airport.

"Anyone catching flight AC 1209384 to Vancouver B.C Canada, you may now board," The voice came over the intercom.

"NOOO!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!" Yami screamed in the middle of the airpot, falling to his knees.

Bakura poked him. "Yami...no ones in your head. I think it was the intercom, whatever that is..." Bakura said, helping Yami up.

Bakura turned his head slightly, and burst out screaming. He pointed to one of those creepy looking people in those scary outfits.

Yami and Marik burst out screaming too, and the three of them ran to the gate that they needed to board the plane. The didn't stop at the security thing, all three of them setting of the metal detector.

Yami with his puzzle, and buckles, and chains. ((All hail his buckles and chains ^___^)) Bakura with his ring, and his dagger. And Marik with his rod, and... I think that's all the metal he has =.=.

They outran the guards, Marik throwing ninja stars at them ((O_o...where did he get those?? ...hey! He did have more metal then the rod!! XD)). They ran past the ticket claim booth, and onto the plane, which was just closing the door thingy.

The looked around, and could see any seats, so while the plane was gathering speed, driving along the runway, the three of them sat in the middle of the aisle.

The plane took off, and Yami fell back into Bakura, who fell into Marik, who fell...into the floor.

They all burst out laughing...for no apparent reason, while people on the plane all stared at them.

A stewardess came up to them. "Excuse me sirs. Can you please return to your spots?" She asked.

"We are in our spots...toots," Marik said, eyeing her suspiciously.

"Sirs, may I please ask that..." She stopped, as Bakura, Marik and Yami all bared their teeth and hissed. "Ok, you can stay there," She said, her eyes widening.

"Good," Yami said, bopping her with the foam mallet he still had strapped to his back.

"Sirs...are you drunk?" A steward asked.

"What if we are?" Marik growled.

"You aren't allowed to be drunk on the plane..." The steward said.

All three of them stared at him blankly.

"Then why do you have a bar in the airport?" Yami asked.

"Well, uh..."

"And why do you serve alcohol on the plane?" Bakura asked also.

"Well, sir..."

"And why does my hair stick up like this?" Marik added.

"Yeah!" Yami and Bakura chanted.

The steward gave them all strange looks, and walked away.

All three of them howled with laugher, as he walked away.

Soon, a little boy came by. "Excuse me misters, I need to take a pee," He said, hopping up and down.

"Then take one..." Yami said flatly. Why was the little boy telling him this.

"The bathrooms are behind you, and I can't get through," He said, hopping back and forth.

"Then piss in your pants," Bakura snapped.

"Ppppppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeee let me through?" He whined.

Yami jolted forwards, and bit the kids neck. "WAHAHAHH!!! I am a vampyre!" He said, happily.

"AHHHH!!!" The boy screamed, peeing his pants.

Yami pulled away. "There, now you don't need the bathroom," Yami grinned.

The boy ran away crying, and the guys burst out laughing, again.

Suddenly a girl ran up to them. "And what do you want?" Bakura growled.

"Hey! She's the girl who had the foam mallets!" Yami said. He pulled out his foam mallet, and showed it to her.

She grinned madly, then pulled out three four foot long axes, and three boxes of bricks from her carry on bag.

"Oh! A four foot long ax!" Yami exclaimed taking one.

"Oh! A crate of bricks to throw at people!" Bakura exclaimed, grabbing a box of bricks.

"Oh!!! Someone to kill!" He said drawing his rod and pointing it at the girl.

"Marik! No! Take one of her gifts," Yami said. Marik grumbled, as he grabbed a four foot long ax.

The other ax, and two crates of bricks disappeared into her carry on bag.

Then she pulled out a vile of blood and gave it to Bakura. "Oh! Mine!" Bakura hissed, snatching it out of her hands and clutching it protectively.

Then she pulled out two fortune cookies and gave it to Marik and Yami. Marik stuffed his in his mouth, chocking on the piece of paper.

"Stupid paper!" He grumbled, swallowing it anyway. "I wish the person who put that there would drop dead!" He exclaimed. One of the men in front of him suddenly, for no reason at all, died.

Yami blinked, closed his eyes, and pulled apart the fortune cookie. Suddenly a pizza appeared. "Wow!! It worked!" He exclaimed.

"Why didn't you wish for world domination?" Bakura asked. Yami blinked.

"DAMMIT!!" He cried out, then he ate his pizza. The girl gave them each a hug, the jumped out of the plane, her parachute opening gracefully.

"We will be arriving in Canada in 2 minutes. Please buckle your seat belts, and enjoy your flight," The speaker thing said.


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Kaira-chan: Finally! I'm done ^____^ Sorry again for the long wait.

Yami Kaira: And thank you Sleeping Koneko (I see you changed your name again) for the gifts.

Yami: And here come the review replies (We didn't do them last chapter O_o)

Pharaoh Yami: PLEASE READ AND REVIEW...preferably with constructive critisim.

~~~~~~~~~QUESTIONS~~~~~~~~~

Please please answer this. I need it for a fan fic I'm writing for a contest. Does anyone know where I could find a list of the cards in Jonouchi (Joey's) deck? How about Anzu (Tea)? Perferable with the Japanese card names. It's ok if they don't though. Could you meebe e-mail me them, if you don't have to site?

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~~~~~~~~REVIEW REPLIES~~~~~~~~~

Yami-Yugi3: (To review on ch. 5)

I'm glad you think it's funny ^-^ You should change your name so theirs no little number thingy =P. Neways, I hope you keep reading this. Hope you thought this chapter was funny too u.u.


Souldreamer: (To review on ch. 6)

I hope I updated...again, soon enough for you ^-^ I hope you like this chapter too =P


Dawn: (To review on ch. 6)

I'm glad you like it. I hope its still creative, and all that other good stuff you said. And I hope you keep reading ^_^


Skyetrain: (To review on ch. 5)

I'm glad you like it so much ^-^ Sorry, no car chase u.u Maybe when they make it to Canada? I'm glad I made your day ^____^


Misura: (To review on ch. 2)

Lol, yes, they way there were speaking was hard to understand. And to write. That's why I made them speaking normally u.u I'm such a lazy authoress.


Misura: (To review on ch. 3)

Lol, Unpredictability is good. Yes, Yami likes Yugi, but he's a little drunk ^_^;; Heheh. Lol, yes, everything is disturbing that I write. Even if it isn't!! MWAHAHAH!! ...That made no sense at all, did it?


Misura: (To review on ch. 4)

Lol, I'm glad you likkle it ^____^


Misura: (To review on ch. 5)

Trust me, I didn't enjoy my vacation . Neways, you thought it was funny? Thank you! *Glomps* lol ^_^;;


S.A: (To review on ch. 5)

Lol, I'm glad you think so. ^-^ Yes, poor poor police officer ^-^;;; hehehe.


Sleeping Koneko: (To review on ch. 6)

I'm glad you think so ^____^ Heheh ^_^;; Yay! A flameproof fic sticker ^___^ **Keeps it proudly** I used your gifts...again... actually, if you keep giving them, I'll probably keep using them ^_^;;;


Knight of Darkness: **To review on ch. 2**

Lol, yes, yes they are, aren't they ^-^ lol ^-^ I'm sure they won't hurt you (Unless by some odd demented reason I start adding reviewers into the story O_o...)


Knight of Darkness: **To review on ch. 3**

Lol ^_^ yay! Another manga reader =P


Knight of Darkness: **To review on ch. 5**

Yep ^-^ I will. And I'm glad you think so ^_^


Violet Wolf: **To review on ch. 5**

Hylo Ishtar-chan ^-^ Howz youz? Lol, yes, you are both sick. Poor Hao. Is he still on vacation? Hehe ^_^;; I'm glad you likkled it.


Minaki01321:

I'm glad you think so, and I will ^_^


Violet Wolf:

Hylo Ishtar-chan, again ^_^. Lol, Kyla doesn't like any of my other muses. So I sent her for a time-out for a few chapters ^_^;; ...*wants to know how your writing this review* I won't ask u.u


Amy:

S'ok that you have no ideas ^_^;; I'm glad you like it.


Sleeping Koneko:

And once again, I used your gift ideas =P Heheh ^_^;;; I think they all enjoyed the presents. Though I do believe that Marik would rather kill you, but that's just him =P lol.


Yami Bakura's Wife: **To review on ch. 2**\

Lol, of course Bakura will never win against Yami ^_^ Yami does loose against anyone...except for the one guy who stole Yugi from him in eps. 158 ^-^;; Heheh...


Yami Bakura's Wife: **To review on ch. 3**

Lol, of course it was funny when Yami shot Yugi ^-^ Heheh ^-^;;;


Yami Bakura's Wife: **To review on ch. 4**

Lol, yes, you aren't invited, and you never shall be =P J/p ^_^


Yami Bakura's Wife: **To review on ch. 5**

Lol ^-^;; Heheheh... hope you and Bakura worked it out Jeshi-chan.


Yami Bakura's Wife: **To review on ch. 7**

Lol, don't you think Bakura's drank enough in this fic =P Lol, neways, I hope you enjoyed it ^___^ See ya later, Jeshi-chan.


BakaNeko-chan:

Sorry for making you wait ^_^;;; I'm glad you like it.


Cheyne H Keresoma:

Lol, if there's something wrong with you, then there's something wrong with everyone else who reviewed this fic ^-^;; I glad you like it. Sorry for making you wait.