Kaira-chan: And now, for another segment of IAMDHF!!
Yami Kaira: Yay... *Half heartily twirls finger*
Yami: Why must you torment me so?
Kaira-chan: Because I love you! *Glomps*
Pharaoh Yami: =.= Could've fooled me...
Kaira-chan; Aww! You two are so silly.
Yami: Kaira-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Pharaoh Yami: Nor does she own the lyrics to "I like traffic lights" by Monty Python.
Yami: WARNINGS: Much blood...and...um... yeah ^-^ Alittle bit of swearing (As usual).
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As the plane began to descend, all three of the spirits noticed, for Marik fell on top of Bakura, who fell on top of Yami, who was then face planted into the floor.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Yami screamed pushing Bakura and Marik off of him and standing up. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"
Bakura and Marik also got up, screaming frantically. The three of them ran in the isle flapping their arms like chickens with their heads cut off, screaming "We're all going to die! We're all going to die!" over and over.
A child began to cry, and that's when the panic started. People began to undo their seatbelts sloppily.
The stewards and stewardess' tried to calm everyone, but couldn't get to them, due to the three spirits who were still running back and forth.
The people at the emergency exits were struggling to unlock the doors, but were failing horribly.
"AHHH!! I CAN'T OPEN IT!!" One of them screamed, causing another bout of screaming.
Yami jumped over everyone, stepping on the majority of their heads, before landing at the door. He opened it (somehow) and threw it out the plane.
"...You were suppose to bring it in," The man whose lap he was now sitting on said. Yami shrugged, and looking on in enjoyment as the door hit someone on the ground, blood splattering everywhere.
"EVERYONE OUT OF THE PLANE!!" He screamed over the other peoples screams, gesturing to the now open door.
He grabbed onto the chair in front of him, as a tidal wave of people jumped out the door. When the last person was out, the three spirits looked out the door, and smiled deviously at the blood that painted the ground, since not one of the passengers had parachutes, and the plane was still going quite fast. . The three of them walked calmly past the wide-mouthed stewards and stewardesses into first class, and sat down, each in their own seat.
"Wow," Marik said, looking around. "It really is more roomier up here."
Of course, when they landed, there was an entire S.W.A.T team waiting for them. The three of them plowed through the S.W.A.T team, like football players, somehow not getting hit with any of the bullets being shot at them.
Actually, the bullets seemed to hit everyone in the airport but the three intended targets.
"I'd be more worried if they weren't aiming for us," Bakura whispered to his two comrades, both of whom nodded and ran faster. You never know, the S.W.A.T team could figure that out.
When they got outside, many police cars were waiting. The three of them took off running once more, the cars following them.
Bakura pulled out a brick, and threw it at the lead cop car. It crashed through the windshield, hitting the cop who was driving in the head. Blood coated the windshield, as the car spun out of control, stopping diagonally in the road.
All the other cars ran into it, and the cars behind them running into it, none of them having the common sense to stop.
Yami, Bakura and Marik turned the corner, just as an explosion shattered the near silence.
The three of them looked to see all the cop cars in a ball of smoke.
Yami turned to Bakura, and punched him in the face. "You bastard!" He hissed.
Bakura and Marik looked at him. "I'm the one who causes all the explosions!" Yami whined, tears welling up in his beautiful crimson eyes, that you can't pull your gaze from, even if you're not a mad fan girl. Come on! I dare you to stare into his eyes, and then just TRY to pull your eyes away. Oh...right. The story... heheh, oops....**Nervous laugh**
Yami and Bakura and Marik wandered around the streets of Vancouver, wondering where to go. Every time they tried to ask directions, everyone either ran away screaming (Marik waving his dagger-rod angrily at them), or stared at them blankly before continuing on (due to the fact that they couldn't speak Japanese).
So, the three of them sat down town, Yami weighing his foam mallet and four foot long ax in each of his hands.
Bakura was throwing bricks at passing cars, and Marik was swinging his ax borededly (spl?).
Yami looked up at the sky, just in time to roll out of the way of a crossbow that was thrown from the top of a building. Yami poked at it suspiciously, and when it didn't attack him, he picked it up, and rested it on his shoulder, aiming at random things.
Bakura looked up also, wondering where it had come from, and raises his hand as he saw something fall from the sky. He looked at the label of it. "Taser...(spl?)" he said.
Marik looked up hopefully, and was hit in the head with another fortune cookie. "Dammit! I wish I knew what to do with these things!" He exclaimed. He blinked... "DAMMIT!" He screamed, his cry echoing off the walls of the buildings.
Then a pair of key's landed in his mane of hair. He picked them out.
"Key to 123 Box Street. Contents are for what Marik-sama to do what he wishes."
"To 123 Box Street!" Marik said dramatically, ignoring Bakura zapping Yami with the taser and Yami firing his crossbow in reply.
Marik began to walk off, and Bakura and Yami followed quickly, Bakura pulling out the arrows from his shoulder, and Yami walking funny, his hair frizzed.
Soon they walked in front of said building, a big warehouse.
Marik unlocked the door, to be greeted with hundreds of people staring back at him. Marik grinned wolfishly, and began to run around stabbing people with his rod, and chopping their heads off with the axe.
Yami and Bakura sat by the door.
ZAP! Bakura shocked Yami.
TWANG! Yami shot an arrow at Bakura.
ZAP! Bakura shocked Yami.
TWANG! Yami shot an arrow at Bakura.
This continued, both their faces emotionless until they were shocked or shot, when they're eyes would widen.
Soon, Marik was finished and the three of them roamed Vancouver once again.
Yami started to sing flatly. "I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. No matter where they've been."
A fortune cookie hit Bakura in the head. He looked up, to see someone disappear on top of the roof of the sky scrapper that they were under.
"I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. But only when they're green," Yami Yuugi continued.
Bakura looked at the fortune cookie, and smiled. He knew what this meant.
"He likes traffic lights, he likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. No matter where they've been."
"I wish that!" Bakura started out dramatically.
"He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. But only when they're green."
"Yami! Shut up!" Bakura exclaimed.
Yami's lips kept moving, though no sound came out. He clutched his throat.
Bakura looked at the cookie. "NO!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!" Bakura exclaimed, screaming at the cookie. Passer-by's crossed the street and eyed them suspiciously, from the opposite side of the road. Bakura screaming at the cookie, Yami trying to speak but no sound came out, and Marik swinging his now bloodied ax at them all threateningly.
A fortune cookie fell on Yami, and he closed his eyes, and opened it. "I can speak again!" He exclaimed, drawing more odd stares. Then he realized what he had done, once again. "Dammit!" He cursed, kicking at a pebble.
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Kaira-chan: Well, that's done ^_^ Hurrah!
Yami Kaira: And once again, thanks to Sleeping Koneko. You have inspired Kaira-chan greatly.
Yami: ...I was tasered? (Spl?)
Pharaoh Yami: Obviously.
Yami; Well...please read a review!
~~~~~~REVIEW REPLIES~~~~~~
Sleeping Koneko:
Thank you ^_________^ I enjoyed your presents, and the url ^-^ Thankies again! YAMI RELATED ITEMS!!! *Glomp them and fight over them with YK*
Yami Bakura's Wife:
No worries Bakura. More drinking to come!
Mistress-of-eternal-darkness: **To review on ch. 1**
Only while their drunk my friend =P And I'll be sure to read it, if I haven't already.
Mistress-of-eternal-darkness:
Soon enough?
Mandi-chan:
Thank you ^-^ I'm glad you liked it!
Peggi: **To review to ch. 5**
Lol ^-^ Could it be that you're laughing at the computer? ^-^ Naw, I'm j/p. Thank you!
Misura: **To review on ch. 7**
Lol ^-^ I'm glad you thought so. Yes, OOCness that I use in this story is purely meant for odd funniness ^-^ I'm glad you think so. And yes, I thought it seemed rather logical too ^-^
Misura:
**Lightning bolt misses by a foot** Naw ^_^ I wouldn't do that! I did mean for Yami to be rather stupid in this fic... heheh ^_^;;; Lol ^_^ All hail comic relief Yami ^___^ Lol. Yes, wittyness is good ^_____^
Yami: What does witty mean?
Kaira: O_o...I ...don't...know... Lol, j/p I do ^_^ And thank you for the links!! ^____^