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Sorry it took so long to update. I got a life but then decided I was happier with out one. This is the chapter where Seto loses a bet to Joey. Note: There is a twist. Oh yeah I'll probably be change the rating to R after this chapter so look for it in the R section if it isn't in PG-13 any more. Happy reading and remember Shit happens.
In Seto's manshion. "Hey Seto are you going to go to the movies tonight?" Asked Mokuba. "Why would I go to the movies Mokuba?" said Seto paying no attention to Mokuba who was currently using a crayon to write Yugi rules all over the walls in Seto's room. "Because you won some tickets to the movies at that company contest thing and there only good tonight." Said Mokuba as he began to snicker thinking about what Seto would do when he saw the walls. "What movie? Is it something stupid I bet." Said Seto. "Uh Girls Gone Wild 5. Sounds good can I come Seto I what to see crazy." Said Mokuba having no clue in the world that it didn't have to do anything to do with crazy girls but was actually a porno movie. "No Mokuba you can't go but I think I'll go to the movies as you suggested you can watch yourself have fun." Said Seto happily not being able to believe that his company had actually given away something good for once. "Ok!" said Mokuba just as happy knowing that this just meant that he would have more time to scribble all over the other walls in the house.
At the movies. "Yeah I can't beileve I was able to jack this tickets off that old lady over there. Just my luck and I got away with it to." snickered Joey to himself as he sat down in the seat right next to Seto. "Joey what are you doing here?" screamed Seto. "What are you doing here?" asked Joey. "Well if were both going to be at the same movie go find another seat as far away me as you can get! But if you tell anybody I was here I'll personally make your life a living hell more than now and then kill you." seethed Seto through his teeth. "I can't move Seto." said Joey. "And why not may I ask." Said Seto really pissed off now. "Because all the seats are filled.Looks like you'll just have deal with me." Said Joey a matter of factly. "Grrrr." said Seto.
**************** "Seto I bet that girl will take off her shirt." Said Joey. "Of course she's going to take off her shirt it's a porno movie everyone takes off there shirts." Said Seto. "Ha I win she did take off her shirt now you have to do whatever I say." said Joey happily. "What are you talking about I didn't accept that bet I don't have to do what you say. So shut up so I can at least try to pretend your not here." Said Seto. "Not until you do as I say. So until then I'm going to be as annoy as possible." Said Joey smartly as he starting singning the doom song at the top of his lungs in Seto's ear. "Joey one you don't have to do anything to be annoying just you your self is annoying enough. Two you're about to us kicked out if you don't shut up." said Seto as two ushers started coming toward them. "I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask you two to leave now your bothering the other people now we can do this the easy or the hard." Said usher one. "Well your going to have to do it the hard way because I paid for these tickets fair and square and I have rights too." said Joey crossly. "I'll happily remove myself from the movie I could enjoy it any way seating next to him any way." said Seto as he got out of his chair and walked down the ailse toward the door. "Well sir if you refuse to remove yourself were going to have to do it for you." said usher two as they picked Joey up by his arms and threw him ruffly out of the building. "Uff." Said Joey as his body made contact with the ground and started pushing off the hard cement. "Ha Ha I always knew you were hard headed just never that hard." Said Seto still laughing at Joey's misery. "Well you still lost that bet to me and I want you to wear this for punishment. Kind of ironic isn't it I mean all this time you've been calling me a dog and now your going to wear this dog collar with your name on it." said Joey. "Why do you have that? No wait don't answer that I don't want to know." Said Seto backing away from Joey very slowly. "Just put it on." said Joey "Your going to have to shove it on because I'm not putting it on." said Seto. Joey then jumped on top of Seto and forced the dog collar it was a perfect fit. Then Joey attached the leash and started dragging Seto toward his house.
"Hey Seto you have to get down on all fours dogs can't walk on just two." said Joey. "Haven't you ever seen the dogs at the circus they walk on there hind legs." said Seto thinking up all the way he could kill Joey. "Well your not on of those dogs are you your more like a yipping poddle." Aid Joey while kicking Seto on his back forcing him to fall on all fours. Just then a group of beautiful super models starting walking there way and Seto saw and planted his feet in the ground and refused to move. "Come on Seto this is all part of your punishment and maybe I can pick up one or two girls at the same time. This is the best day of my life." screamed Joey. Suddenly the super models started running toward them in slow motion(bay watch music comes on). "Oh my god he so hot." Said super model three. "Hey come home with us and we'll show you a good time." Said super model one. "Of course I will." Said Joey. "Not you ugly. Him." Said super model ten. While the other twenty super model ayed and drooled all over Seto who was taking good advantage of it too. Super model starting walking off with Seto toward there mansion and left Joey there standing looking like a complete idot. "But.. But. but I thought you were..." stuttered Joey.
Ten hours later Joey is still standing there looking like an idiot and Seto is still at the super models mansion and we all now what he was doing (Cough Cough "Well my day couldn't get much worse. At least I got away with stealing that ticket." Said Joey "Hey there's the guy who stole my ticket." Screamed the old lady. Then she jumped on top of Joey and started beating the crap out of Joey and then hit him over the head. "Get a life bum." Said the old lady.
End moral of the story: Even when Seto loses he wins and Joey always loses. Ok now go and review flames are welcome. And don't forget no matter how much you hate us you can never get rid of us. So Ha ha ha.
Sorry it took so long to update. I got a life but then decided I was happier with out one. This is the chapter where Seto loses a bet to Joey. Note: There is a twist. Oh yeah I'll probably be change the rating to R after this chapter so look for it in the R section if it isn't in PG-13 any more. Happy reading and remember Shit happens.
In Seto's manshion. "Hey Seto are you going to go to the movies tonight?" Asked Mokuba. "Why would I go to the movies Mokuba?" said Seto paying no attention to Mokuba who was currently using a crayon to write Yugi rules all over the walls in Seto's room. "Because you won some tickets to the movies at that company contest thing and there only good tonight." Said Mokuba as he began to snicker thinking about what Seto would do when he saw the walls. "What movie? Is it something stupid I bet." Said Seto. "Uh Girls Gone Wild 5. Sounds good can I come Seto I what to see crazy." Said Mokuba having no clue in the world that it didn't have to do anything to do with crazy girls but was actually a porno movie. "No Mokuba you can't go but I think I'll go to the movies as you suggested you can watch yourself have fun." Said Seto happily not being able to believe that his company had actually given away something good for once. "Ok!" said Mokuba just as happy knowing that this just meant that he would have more time to scribble all over the other walls in the house.
At the movies. "Yeah I can't beileve I was able to jack this tickets off that old lady over there. Just my luck and I got away with it to." snickered Joey to himself as he sat down in the seat right next to Seto. "Joey what are you doing here?" screamed Seto. "What are you doing here?" asked Joey. "Well if were both going to be at the same movie go find another seat as far away me as you can get! But if you tell anybody I was here I'll personally make your life a living hell more than now and then kill you." seethed Seto through his teeth. "I can't move Seto." said Joey. "And why not may I ask." Said Seto really pissed off now. "Because all the seats are filled.Looks like you'll just have deal with me." Said Joey a matter of factly. "Grrrr." said Seto.
**************** "Seto I bet that girl will take off her shirt." Said Joey. "Of course she's going to take off her shirt it's a porno movie everyone takes off there shirts." Said Seto. "Ha I win she did take off her shirt now you have to do whatever I say." said Joey happily. "What are you talking about I didn't accept that bet I don't have to do what you say. So shut up so I can at least try to pretend your not here." Said Seto. "Not until you do as I say. So until then I'm going to be as annoy as possible." Said Joey smartly as he starting singning the doom song at the top of his lungs in Seto's ear. "Joey one you don't have to do anything to be annoying just you your self is annoying enough. Two you're about to us kicked out if you don't shut up." said Seto as two ushers started coming toward them. "I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask you two to leave now your bothering the other people now we can do this the easy or the hard." Said usher one. "Well your going to have to do it the hard way because I paid for these tickets fair and square and I have rights too." said Joey crossly. "I'll happily remove myself from the movie I could enjoy it any way seating next to him any way." said Seto as he got out of his chair and walked down the ailse toward the door. "Well sir if you refuse to remove yourself were going to have to do it for you." said usher two as they picked Joey up by his arms and threw him ruffly out of the building. "Uff." Said Joey as his body made contact with the ground and started pushing off the hard cement. "Ha Ha I always knew you were hard headed just never that hard." Said Seto still laughing at Joey's misery. "Well you still lost that bet to me and I want you to wear this for punishment. Kind of ironic isn't it I mean all this time you've been calling me a dog and now your going to wear this dog collar with your name on it." said Joey. "Why do you have that? No wait don't answer that I don't want to know." Said Seto backing away from Joey very slowly. "Just put it on." said Joey "Your going to have to shove it on because I'm not putting it on." said Seto. Joey then jumped on top of Seto and forced the dog collar it was a perfect fit. Then Joey attached the leash and started dragging Seto toward his house.
"Hey Seto you have to get down on all fours dogs can't walk on just two." said Joey. "Haven't you ever seen the dogs at the circus they walk on there hind legs." said Seto thinking up all the way he could kill Joey. "Well your not on of those dogs are you your more like a yipping poddle." Aid Joey while kicking Seto on his back forcing him to fall on all fours. Just then a group of beautiful super models starting walking there way and Seto saw and planted his feet in the ground and refused to move. "Come on Seto this is all part of your punishment and maybe I can pick up one or two girls at the same time. This is the best day of my life." screamed Joey. Suddenly the super models started running toward them in slow motion(bay watch music comes on). "Oh my god he so hot." Said super model three. "Hey come home with us and we'll show you a good time." Said super model one. "Of course I will." Said Joey. "Not you ugly. Him." Said super model ten. While the other twenty super model ayed and drooled all over Seto who was taking good advantage of it too. Super model starting walking off with Seto toward there mansion and left Joey there standing looking like a complete idot. "But.. But. but I thought you were..." stuttered Joey.
Ten hours later Joey is still standing there looking like an idiot and Seto is still at the super models mansion and we all now what he was doing (Cough Cough "Well my day couldn't get much worse. At least I got away with stealing that ticket." Said Joey "Hey there's the guy who stole my ticket." Screamed the old lady. Then she jumped on top of Joey and started beating the crap out of Joey and then hit him over the head. "Get a life bum." Said the old lady.
End moral of the story: Even when Seto loses he wins and Joey always loses. Ok now go and review flames are welcome. And don't forget no matter how much you hate us you can never get rid of us. So Ha ha ha.