Ok, My friend and I came up with this when I was on a sugar high so don't
sue me for the Suzaku bashings, actually don't sue me for any of the god
bashings.
Disclaimer-I don't own Fushigi Yuugi.
Just to let you know, I love all the gods except Genbu so don't sue me
Genbu: Hey!!!!
Oh yeah they're at a family reunion
Godly Wars: The Vanity Test
At the reunion Genbu spoke, "Why does Suzaku have more shrines and fan girls than me. I'm the oldest, the wisest and the best-looking."
Suzaku snorted and replied, "First of all, who are you comparing yourself to? The Hag? Second, my eyes are more seductive, my nose is nobler, my body is sexier, and the ladies just love the almost shirtless effect."
Byakko smirked and whispered to Seriyuu, "Now I know why he picked Hotohori as a senshi."
Seriyuu replied, "Now we know why Hotohori had to die, our little brother couldn't stand the competition."
Suzaku turned a shade of scarlet, "Shut up Seriyuu, I didn't kill.I mean let Hotohori die because I was jealous, how could he have compared his pathetic face with mine, I'm immortal and ageless, at least I don't have a freakin' demented senshi like Tomo."
Seriyuu turned redder and remarked, "Leave my senshi out of this, and what do you call Nuriko?"
Suzaku snapped, "Leave Nuriko out of this, he's not as demented as Nakago."
Byakko stepped in and said, "Shut up, you both have demented senshis, I'm the only one with normal ones."
Suzaku and Seriyuu both yelled back, "What do you call Tokaki?"
Byakko yells back, "Hey he's my best friend and he has very interesting topics to talk about."
Suzaku smirks and replies, "And what does that say about you Byakko?"
Byakko grinds his teeth and replies, "Shut up."
Genbu yells, "SHUT UP, all of you are demented, I'm the best, I'm the most perfect one of you, I'M THE TURTLE."
The other three just replied, "Turtle, turtle (Like in the Master of Disguise)"
Genbu remarked, "Shut up."
Byakko replied, Make me ya piece of rock."
Genbu turns red and replies, "I'M A TURTLE, NOT A ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suzaku smirks and flips his hair, "Now brothers stop arguing we all know that I'm the handsomest. You guys would not stand a chance in a beauty pageant against me. Look at me; I'm the fairest of all of you even if I was in my animal form. In fact I'm so beautiful that even I'm in love with myself."
Seriyuu, Genbu, and Byakko: ;
Ok, Suzaku passed the Vanity test with "flying" colors. Next chapter, we find out why Suzaku is red. Reviews Please
Disclaimer-I don't own Fushigi Yuugi.
Just to let you know, I love all the gods except Genbu so don't sue me
Genbu: Hey!!!!
Oh yeah they're at a family reunion
Godly Wars: The Vanity Test
At the reunion Genbu spoke, "Why does Suzaku have more shrines and fan girls than me. I'm the oldest, the wisest and the best-looking."
Suzaku snorted and replied, "First of all, who are you comparing yourself to? The Hag? Second, my eyes are more seductive, my nose is nobler, my body is sexier, and the ladies just love the almost shirtless effect."
Byakko smirked and whispered to Seriyuu, "Now I know why he picked Hotohori as a senshi."
Seriyuu replied, "Now we know why Hotohori had to die, our little brother couldn't stand the competition."
Suzaku turned a shade of scarlet, "Shut up Seriyuu, I didn't kill.I mean let Hotohori die because I was jealous, how could he have compared his pathetic face with mine, I'm immortal and ageless, at least I don't have a freakin' demented senshi like Tomo."
Seriyuu turned redder and remarked, "Leave my senshi out of this, and what do you call Nuriko?"
Suzaku snapped, "Leave Nuriko out of this, he's not as demented as Nakago."
Byakko stepped in and said, "Shut up, you both have demented senshis, I'm the only one with normal ones."
Suzaku and Seriyuu both yelled back, "What do you call Tokaki?"
Byakko yells back, "Hey he's my best friend and he has very interesting topics to talk about."
Suzaku smirks and replies, "And what does that say about you Byakko?"
Byakko grinds his teeth and replies, "Shut up."
Genbu yells, "SHUT UP, all of you are demented, I'm the best, I'm the most perfect one of you, I'M THE TURTLE."
The other three just replied, "Turtle, turtle (Like in the Master of Disguise)"
Genbu remarked, "Shut up."
Byakko replied, Make me ya piece of rock."
Genbu turns red and replies, "I'M A TURTLE, NOT A ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suzaku smirks and flips his hair, "Now brothers stop arguing we all know that I'm the handsomest. You guys would not stand a chance in a beauty pageant against me. Look at me; I'm the fairest of all of you even if I was in my animal form. In fact I'm so beautiful that even I'm in love with myself."
Seriyuu, Genbu, and Byakko: ;
Ok, Suzaku passed the Vanity test with "flying" colors. Next chapter, we find out why Suzaku is red. Reviews Please