A/N Yes, I am back! No, I am NOT DEAD! Right now I am pretending to write
science notes, but I can't see the bored and she never collects them
anyway. So here I am, in the back of the classroom, bored beyond all
reason. Anyway! On with the chapter! Btw! If anyone knows my on-going
pattern, or wants to be in my fic, say so in your review.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, I own myself, my friends own themselves, and those really crazy mean people own the 7-Eleven store.
Chapter 2: Through the 7-Eleven Door
Luckily, this time no one led them through a 'short-cut', so the group got there fairly quickly.
"There it is," said Harry, "7-Eleven."
Everyone stared at the double-doors with their pictures plastered on 'Do Not Sell to These People' posters. (a/n If you want to know what happened, read the Chapter 'Short-Cut to Candy' in my story 'Journey to the Two Towers.')
"What are you staring at?" asked someone from behind.
"Ah! It's the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter!" screamed Ron.
"Why am I the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter?" asked the- random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter.
"Because you haven't a name the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next- chapter," said Dumbledore.
"Yes, but why am I the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter?" asked the-random-aw! Forget it! His name's going to be Draco Malfoy!
"Well, now you're Draco Malfoy because you hate Harry Potter," said Hermione. Gasp! Dun, dun, dun!
Draco Malfoy shrugged, "Whatever. So, why are you all staring at the 7- Eleven?"
"Apparently they're still mad at us for starting a riot in their store," said Ron.
"It's their fault," said Sirius, "if they hadn't put the caramel isle there, there wouldn't have been a problem."
"Yeah," said Remus, "no caramel, no Pippin problems." At that point Harry tried to look innocent, notice tried. Everyone else nodded.
"But now we need to find a new place to get candy," said Neville.
"No," said Harry, "we need to go through the 7-Eleven doors, today."
"Uh-oh," muttered Dobby.
Fred and George smiled.
"Do I have to go with you?" asked Malfoy.
"Uh, duh!" said Ginny as if she was stating the obvious.
"Too bad Dumbledore isn't here to help us," said Ron.
Dumbledore groaned, "Not again!"
"Lets go already and get this over with!" said Malfoy.
Everyone, except Malfoy, slowly made their way inside.
"Ok," said Harry, "I've-"
"Gone from being the idiot to the hero?" asked George.
"No!" Harry whispered. "I have a plan."
"And what," asked Remus, "is your 'oh so brilliant' plan?"
"Get your candy them make Malfoy buy it," she said.
"Wait a minute, I have to pay for your candy?!" Malfoy asked.
"But how do we get to the candy?" asked Sirius.
"Make a distraction," said Hermione.
"I'll re-wire the extremely boring music and put on extremely loud music," said Dumbledore, "that should get their attention."
Harry gave Dumbledore her Avril Lavigne CD and told her to put it on number 3, extremely loudly, the whole time Malfoy kept saying, 'I have to pay!?' and Ron kept saying, 'Who are you talking to?'
Quietly, Dumbledore snuck past the evil 7-Eleven people (formally known as Orcs, now known as Deatheaters) and turned on 'Sk8er Boi' really, really loud, which distracted everyone in the store, but the people who we know by name. Dumbledore came running down and everyone grabbed what they wanted and handed it to Malfoy to pay for, only to discover they'd be stuck in the store for a little bit because when the Deatheaters came down, they were in the way back of the store, next to the frozen food (and far away from the caramel isle).
Malfoy dumped the candy onto the counter. "How much?" The Deatheater looked at him oddly. "Is this all yours?"
". . .yes."
". . .okay then." Malfoy paid for the food and then waited outside for the other 11 to come out.
The other 11 were trying desperately to get out as soon, and as unnoticed, as possible, but fate had other plans for them.
"It's the crazy people who attacked our store a month ago!" cried some- random-person.
"RUN!" said Remus.
Utter chaos then ensured.
"Come back here!" someone yelled to Harry and Hermione.
"Retreat! Retreat!" screamed Sirius. Everyone decided this was the best time to listen to her and ran as fast as they possibly could out of the store.
"What took you so long?" asked Malfoy who was sitting on the chair next to the store. The other 11 glared at him, still panting, then remembered they should probably get away from the store A.S.A.P. So they grabbed Malfoy and ran for the nearest building.
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A/N Like it? Hate it? Well then, say so in your review! In answer to Magic Girl, no, this never happened, but we've been planning and we think we might do this when we see RotK (Return of the King in case you didn't know.), but we'd be following my other story, Journey to the Two Towers. Well, see yas later! Bye!
~*~Fawkes~*~
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, I own myself, my friends own themselves, and those really crazy mean people own the 7-Eleven store.
Chapter 2: Through the 7-Eleven Door
Luckily, this time no one led them through a 'short-cut', so the group got there fairly quickly.
"There it is," said Harry, "7-Eleven."
Everyone stared at the double-doors with their pictures plastered on 'Do Not Sell to These People' posters. (a/n If you want to know what happened, read the Chapter 'Short-Cut to Candy' in my story 'Journey to the Two Towers.')
"What are you staring at?" asked someone from behind.
"Ah! It's the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter!" screamed Ron.
"Why am I the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter?" asked the- random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter.
"Because you haven't a name the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next- chapter," said Dumbledore.
"Yes, but why am I the-random-person-who-shows-up-in-the-next-chapter?" asked the-random-aw! Forget it! His name's going to be Draco Malfoy!
"Well, now you're Draco Malfoy because you hate Harry Potter," said Hermione. Gasp! Dun, dun, dun!
Draco Malfoy shrugged, "Whatever. So, why are you all staring at the 7- Eleven?"
"Apparently they're still mad at us for starting a riot in their store," said Ron.
"It's their fault," said Sirius, "if they hadn't put the caramel isle there, there wouldn't have been a problem."
"Yeah," said Remus, "no caramel, no Pippin problems." At that point Harry tried to look innocent, notice tried. Everyone else nodded.
"But now we need to find a new place to get candy," said Neville.
"No," said Harry, "we need to go through the 7-Eleven doors, today."
"Uh-oh," muttered Dobby.
Fred and George smiled.
"Do I have to go with you?" asked Malfoy.
"Uh, duh!" said Ginny as if she was stating the obvious.
"Too bad Dumbledore isn't here to help us," said Ron.
Dumbledore groaned, "Not again!"
"Lets go already and get this over with!" said Malfoy.
Everyone, except Malfoy, slowly made their way inside.
"Ok," said Harry, "I've-"
"Gone from being the idiot to the hero?" asked George.
"No!" Harry whispered. "I have a plan."
"And what," asked Remus, "is your 'oh so brilliant' plan?"
"Get your candy them make Malfoy buy it," she said.
"Wait a minute, I have to pay for your candy?!" Malfoy asked.
"But how do we get to the candy?" asked Sirius.
"Make a distraction," said Hermione.
"I'll re-wire the extremely boring music and put on extremely loud music," said Dumbledore, "that should get their attention."
Harry gave Dumbledore her Avril Lavigne CD and told her to put it on number 3, extremely loudly, the whole time Malfoy kept saying, 'I have to pay!?' and Ron kept saying, 'Who are you talking to?'
Quietly, Dumbledore snuck past the evil 7-Eleven people (formally known as Orcs, now known as Deatheaters) and turned on 'Sk8er Boi' really, really loud, which distracted everyone in the store, but the people who we know by name. Dumbledore came running down and everyone grabbed what they wanted and handed it to Malfoy to pay for, only to discover they'd be stuck in the store for a little bit because when the Deatheaters came down, they were in the way back of the store, next to the frozen food (and far away from the caramel isle).
Malfoy dumped the candy onto the counter. "How much?" The Deatheater looked at him oddly. "Is this all yours?"
". . .yes."
". . .okay then." Malfoy paid for the food and then waited outside for the other 11 to come out.
The other 11 were trying desperately to get out as soon, and as unnoticed, as possible, but fate had other plans for them.
"It's the crazy people who attacked our store a month ago!" cried some- random-person.
"RUN!" said Remus.
Utter chaos then ensured.
"Come back here!" someone yelled to Harry and Hermione.
"Retreat! Retreat!" screamed Sirius. Everyone decided this was the best time to listen to her and ran as fast as they possibly could out of the store.
"What took you so long?" asked Malfoy who was sitting on the chair next to the store. The other 11 glared at him, still panting, then remembered they should probably get away from the store A.S.A.P. So they grabbed Malfoy and ran for the nearest building.
~*~*~
A/N Like it? Hate it? Well then, say so in your review! In answer to Magic Girl, no, this never happened, but we've been planning and we think we might do this when we see RotK (Return of the King in case you didn't know.), but we'd be following my other story, Journey to the Two Towers. Well, see yas later! Bye!
~*~Fawkes~*~