A/N Hello all! I'm back! First off, I want to know who your favorite
character in the story is, if you're in the story you can't vote for
yourself. And second, if you want to be in the story or you know the on-
going pattern, please say so in your review. On with the show!
Chapter 3: The Girl Who Got Mad
"Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?"
"Someone needs to tell them to stop watching 'The Simpson's," said Sirius, referring to Fred and George, who had been saying 'Are we insane yet?' since the flight from 7-eleven.
"Will someone please tell them to kindly SHUT UP!?!?" yelled Dumbledore.
"Very unlike your nickname to scream like that you know," said Ginny.
"That's it!" said Dumbledore, as everyone stopped. "I don't want to be the old guy, 'again'! It's really annoying being the old guy, 'again'!"
"But we thought you liked it," said Remus.
"WHAT gave you THAT idea!" said Dumbledore. "I hate it! It's annoying! It's wrong! I believe some of you are OLDER THEN ME!" Her eye started to twitch violently.
Ron didn't seem to get that this was the time for everyone to stay silent. "Who are you talking to?"
Any self control Dumbledore had left was immediately lost. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!" she screamed. "I'M HERE!! IN THE FLESH!!!! I AM ALIVE AND WELL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! STOP PRETENDING I'M INVISIBLE!!! I'M NOT!!! AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I REALLY WILL LEAVE!!" Silence.
"I'm lost," said Malfoy.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione slowly walked away and into some bookstore.
"I think Dumbledore finally lost her marbles," said Hermione.
"Let's get away from the door before they see us," said Ron.
They ran towards the fantasy section of the book store (where Harry was having trouble picking which poster to stare at). There was someone looking at some Harry Potter books.
"Hello," said Hermione.
"Hi," the person said.
"Have you read the Harry Potter books before?"
". . .yes."
"Have you seen the movie yet?"
". . .no."
"I have found someone else to join us!" she said.
The poor kid looked really confused, and just looked at Hermione as if she was insane (which she is but at the moment we are not going into details).
"Hello!" said Harry and Ron. "We're going to see Harry Potter, want to come?"
"Sure!" the person said.
"You need a nickname," said Harry.
". . .is anyone Wormtail?"
"Well. . .no. . ." said Hermione.
"Then I'll be Wormtail!" The other three looked at each other, and then shrugged and the 4 walked out of the store, only to find that Dumbledore wasn't quite finished yelling yet.
"-YOU AND MICHELLE!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!! I HAVE NOT FLOWN TO HELP THE MINISTRY!! I HAVE NOT BEEN KICKED OUT!! I AM NOT BEING HELD CAPTIVE AT ISENGARD!! I HAVE NOT FALLEN IN TO AN ENDLESS PIT AT MORIA WITH A BALROG!!! I AM HERE!!! ALIVE AND WELL!!" she finished; looking like she had just run the mile.
". . .everyone! Meet Wormtail!" said Hermione. Wormtail smiled and waved.
Everyone started looking to each other, two shocks in 5 minutes.
". . .I'm outta here," said Dumbledore. As she walked off, no one knew what to do, or what was going to happen next.
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MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!!!!
A/N~ Should Dumbledore stay or go? You vote and decide! Also tell me who your favorite character is, and you can't vote for yourself if you're in here. See ya later!!
~Fawkes
Chapter 3: The Girl Who Got Mad
"Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?"
"Someone needs to tell them to stop watching 'The Simpson's," said Sirius, referring to Fred and George, who had been saying 'Are we insane yet?' since the flight from 7-eleven.
"Will someone please tell them to kindly SHUT UP!?!?" yelled Dumbledore.
"Very unlike your nickname to scream like that you know," said Ginny.
"That's it!" said Dumbledore, as everyone stopped. "I don't want to be the old guy, 'again'! It's really annoying being the old guy, 'again'!"
"But we thought you liked it," said Remus.
"WHAT gave you THAT idea!" said Dumbledore. "I hate it! It's annoying! It's wrong! I believe some of you are OLDER THEN ME!" Her eye started to twitch violently.
Ron didn't seem to get that this was the time for everyone to stay silent. "Who are you talking to?"
Any self control Dumbledore had left was immediately lost. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!" she screamed. "I'M HERE!! IN THE FLESH!!!! I AM ALIVE AND WELL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! STOP PRETENDING I'M INVISIBLE!!! I'M NOT!!! AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I REALLY WILL LEAVE!!" Silence.
"I'm lost," said Malfoy.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione slowly walked away and into some bookstore.
"I think Dumbledore finally lost her marbles," said Hermione.
"Let's get away from the door before they see us," said Ron.
They ran towards the fantasy section of the book store (where Harry was having trouble picking which poster to stare at). There was someone looking at some Harry Potter books.
"Hello," said Hermione.
"Hi," the person said.
"Have you read the Harry Potter books before?"
". . .yes."
"Have you seen the movie yet?"
". . .no."
"I have found someone else to join us!" she said.
The poor kid looked really confused, and just looked at Hermione as if she was insane (which she is but at the moment we are not going into details).
"Hello!" said Harry and Ron. "We're going to see Harry Potter, want to come?"
"Sure!" the person said.
"You need a nickname," said Harry.
". . .is anyone Wormtail?"
"Well. . .no. . ." said Hermione.
"Then I'll be Wormtail!" The other three looked at each other, and then shrugged and the 4 walked out of the store, only to find that Dumbledore wasn't quite finished yelling yet.
"-YOU AND MICHELLE!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!! I HAVE NOT FLOWN TO HELP THE MINISTRY!! I HAVE NOT BEEN KICKED OUT!! I AM NOT BEING HELD CAPTIVE AT ISENGARD!! I HAVE NOT FALLEN IN TO AN ENDLESS PIT AT MORIA WITH A BALROG!!! I AM HERE!!! ALIVE AND WELL!!" she finished; looking like she had just run the mile.
". . .everyone! Meet Wormtail!" said Hermione. Wormtail smiled and waved.
Everyone started looking to each other, two shocks in 5 minutes.
". . .I'm outta here," said Dumbledore. As she walked off, no one knew what to do, or what was going to happen next.
~*~*~
MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!!!!
A/N~ Should Dumbledore stay or go? You vote and decide! Also tell me who your favorite character is, and you can't vote for yourself if you're in here. See ya later!!
~Fawkes