I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack! Muahahahahahah! That's right…I have once again escaped the nefarious nefariousness of my "husband's" undermining with that DAMN PAIL OF KEROSENE! And I managed to scrape together a YYH fic. Yer. My school-buddies and I came up with a series of shorts we called "What if?". So I give most of the credit to my pals Shiei, Cameron, G-Chan and Jenele. On we GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Really, Really, Really Screwed up Yu Yu Hakusho
By: Dragon Lady9
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Setting: Gen-kai's Tournament
Scenario: What if Rando wasn't there?
Yusuke- Aw yea! Now we get to beat Rando's sorry ass!
Kuwabara- ~turns to wussy kid~ Awright RANDO! I'm gonna mop the floor with ya! Hiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Wuss- EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeek! ~tries to run away~
Ku- ~impales wussy kid's butt~
Wuss- My ASS!
Ku- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, you're not RANDO!
Wuss- Damn right, DUMASS!
Gen- He may not even be here.
Yu- so he's…not her…?
Ku- No! ^_^
Yu- -_-;
Ku- ^_^
Yu- Stop it.
Ku- T_T
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Scene: Risho vs. Kuwabara
Scenario: What if Risho got a little too…dirty?
Risho- AAAHA! Fool!
Koto- Wow! Risho has stepped out of the ring to collect a suit of armor made of dirt!
Risho- Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ~dirt flying around~
Koto- Neeeto!
Risho- ~tries to get in the ring~ Can't………Move……..Argh…..~falls down~
Kuwabara- XD Hahahahahahaha! How'd ya like that, DIRT BOY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Setting: Er….It never really happened.
Scenario: What if Karasu just wanted to LURVE Kurama?
Karasu- ~looks at Kurama~ You know I can't get off this thing for weeks! ~gestures to the egg he is sitting on~
Kurama- Why did you have to mate with me and lay an egg?
Karasu- Well, my name means 'crow'…
Kurama- So? ~Oblivious~
Karasu- Crows lay eggs, dear.
Kurama- Oh…Yea! ^^;
Karasu- Well, I have to pee. Sit on the egg while I'm gone?
Kurama- Sure, why not. -_-
Karasu- ~goes outside the nest to pee~
~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~
Karasu- Agggggggggggggggggh! I. BLEW. IT. OFF!
Kurama- O.o
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Setting: Dark Tournament Finals: Karasu vs. Kurama
Scenario: What if Karasu couldn't control his powers?
Karasu- ~Sees Kurama~
Kurama- ~whispers~ Hiei, he's looooooooooking at meeeeeeeeee!
Hiei- Deal with it.
Kurama- v_v;
Karasu- ~does the bang gesture~ Ban-
~~~~~~~*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~~~~~~
Karasu- X_X
Kurama- XD
Juri- ~faints~ agggggggg…..
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.Scene: Hiei uses Dragon of the Darkness Flame on Bui
Hiei- DRAGON…OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
Dragon- ~shoots out with a bright light~ I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON. WHAT IS YOUR WISH?
Hiei- You're in the wrong cartoon.
Dragon-YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T DBZ?
Hiei- No, this is Yu Yu Hakusho. DBZ is on later, I think.
Dragon- ALRIGHT, PEACE OUT. ~does peace sign~
Dragon Lady- AHHHHHHHH! DRAGON-SAMA! ~glomp~
Dragon- ~shakes off~
DL- ~sniff~
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Scene: Dark Tournament Finals: Toguro vs. Yusuke
Scenario: It's a surprise! n.n
~Fighters get in the ring~
Yu- Alright Toguro, now I'll avenge Genkai! ~runs up to Toguro and pops him in the face~
Toguro- _,
Yu- Did I… hurt him that bad…?
Toguro- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That hurt….I wasn't weady! ~sobbing uncontrollably~
~30.min later~
Koto- Seems Toguro has finally got his wussy ass together and is now ready to fight!
Crowd- ZzZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzz…..Huh…what?
Toguro- Yusuke, now you will see me at FULL POWER! ~begins the screaming and the muscles and the popping of the veins…-_-, you know the drill~ Ack…my left arm. Tingling…chest tight…. can't breathe…~begins to writhe in agony~
Yu- O-O ~watching in horror~
Toguro- Ack…arg…aug...epp….eeeeee…~dies~
Juri- The winner is Yusuke…by default. The winner of the Dark Tournament is…Team Yurameshi?
Crowd- ~shock and awe~
~cricket chirps~
The remainder of Team Toguro- -_-
Sakyo- Who wants a drink?
Team Toguro- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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