Matt
Yawn. Oh my right side, it feels as if I've fallen on it. It could be from the fumble Jules, Josh and I had. Yeah, that's what it was. Where was I? I looked around. The room was ancient looking, as if I'd stepped back in time or something. What the hell? This couldn't be. Josh was laying in the bed next to me, still asleep or unconscious or something.
I guess this means I'm not going to Courtney's tonight. Where the fuck am I? Wasn't Juliet with us? Maybe this is her house or something. Payback maybe? I need to find out. I mean I'm still in my goddamn soccer gear. This will be good for my boots.
I got up and shook Josh, "Wake up you lazy bastard," I said. He stirred but his eyes remained shut. Just then a dude wearing like these weird pants that looked like they were my great-great-great-grandfathers or something, burst into the room.
"Ah Master Cias, you have awoken at last," when I looked puzzled at him he thought I couldn't understand the language. "Do you not speak English? Kypri does. How strange."
"I do speak English, my name is not Cias it is - "
"Your name IS Cias," he said rather forcefully. I decided for now I'd just agree. "Has Master Luka not awoken?"
"Who Josh? Nah he's still asleep. I'll fix that," I said grabbing a pitcher of water and pouring it onto his face. He quickly woke up then. "Josh welcome to the real world, if this is what you can call real."
"Master Cias, don't be.." Pause "Oh what was that word she used, oh yes, don't be daft! Oh and welcome to Cowoperill. Kypri has already spoken to Dom and so she has explained your situation. Wocky is still unconscious."
"Who is Kypri and who is Wocky? And where the hell is Cowoperill?" asked Josh angrily. I'd already whispered for him to agree to being called Luka. There was no point arguing.
"Kypri, the sun goddess, is the blonde female dressed the same as you with the studded boots from that game you call soccerrrr," he said rolling the r's on soccer. "Wocky is the other one, her name means inadequate dressing. Your name, Cias, means Lord of the sun and you, Luka means Lord of fantasy."
"Oh well that's fabulous. Just fucking great! How do we get home?"
"Your leader, Kypri will be with you presently to clear up any misunderstandings." He said and left, shutting the door behind him. Josh continued to swear like a troopie. This was going to be an interesting day. I should go find Wocky, umm I mean Court. I wanted to know who was behind this. Surely it couldn't be real.
The door opened slowly and in came Jules, looking more like a goddess than anyone I'd ever seen. She looked so beautiful. It was amazing. Even Josh was speechless. He blonde hair had been washed and curled, a few strands dangling in her face. She wore a white silk dress, which only emphasized the vibrant tan of her skin, showing complete health and dripping with sensuality.
"Hi Josh, Matt," she said and smiled, her white teeth glowing. She looked so beautiful that I forgot where I was for a moment.
"You look so beautiful," breathed Josh. She just smiled and lowered her eyes. Then she turned that riveting gaze on me.
"Where are we and what on earth are we doing here?" I asked slightly agitated. She didn't get offended or angry.
"We are on an island called Cowoperill which is later known as something else, I can't quite remember what. I have no idea how we got here but we are here. I at first thought this was a prank but it seems not. This place is in one of the books I read, though nothing like this ever occurred in that book. Please just stay calm and agree with names and such that they give you. There is no point in arguing."
"Yes well that's all well and good," I replied shakily, "But what are we supposed to do? And how do we get home? How did you become our leader?" Josh remained staring in awe; I could tell he liked her.
"We should just relax and learn what we can from here. Teach them all we can. I don't know how to get home," she replied and her eyes teared over. I got up and wrapped my arms around her.
"I'm sorry I'm being so mean to you, but I don't know what to do." I whispered in her ear. She nodded and smiled again.
"It's okay. Don't worry I had the same emotions as you. I only adjusted more quickly. Come, get changed and bathe, try not to upset the locals and act as if everything is natural. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me or any of the guards or chaperones. Eat drink and be merry." I figured that this explanation would have to suffice for I could tell Jules wasn't lying.
"Where's .."
"Courtney? She's in another room. She still hasn't woken. Tobe, one the senseis in this country will call me when she wakes. Do not worry." She walked outside down a corridor into a courtyard.
Don't worry, she says? Easy for her to say. She's our 'Leader'. I still think she'd be a good lay. I'd learn lots from these people and I'd get her attention. The men here were nothing to what I could be. Suddenly I heard her yell, "Nawat! Get down!" Nawat? What or who was a Nawat? I looked out my window and there twenty feet in a tree was a man. Well a dude about my age I assumed. How he managed to get up there I had no idea, unless of course he flew.
She laughed at something he said, obviously captivated by him as she was with me not so long ago. He was rather good looking but I'd show him. I'd show them all. I'd learn their skills and trades and I'd earn my keep for as long as it took to get her to love me.
Oh my fucking god, what is happening to me? I never talk about love. Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought. I'd still learn their things. I think this was a time when they had jousting and sword fights. Speaking of which, Jules carried a sword.
Rather peculiar. Jules came rushing back and she handed me a towel, blushing ever so slightly as her thigh touched mine when she passed. I couldn't be sure but I was almost certain she had been in the bed with josh and I just a moment ago and she blushes about touching. Maybe she was frigid after all.
Yawn. Oh my right side, it feels as if I've fallen on it. It could be from the fumble Jules, Josh and I had. Yeah, that's what it was. Where was I? I looked around. The room was ancient looking, as if I'd stepped back in time or something. What the hell? This couldn't be. Josh was laying in the bed next to me, still asleep or unconscious or something.
I guess this means I'm not going to Courtney's tonight. Where the fuck am I? Wasn't Juliet with us? Maybe this is her house or something. Payback maybe? I need to find out. I mean I'm still in my goddamn soccer gear. This will be good for my boots.
I got up and shook Josh, "Wake up you lazy bastard," I said. He stirred but his eyes remained shut. Just then a dude wearing like these weird pants that looked like they were my great-great-great-grandfathers or something, burst into the room.
"Ah Master Cias, you have awoken at last," when I looked puzzled at him he thought I couldn't understand the language. "Do you not speak English? Kypri does. How strange."
"I do speak English, my name is not Cias it is - "
"Your name IS Cias," he said rather forcefully. I decided for now I'd just agree. "Has Master Luka not awoken?"
"Who Josh? Nah he's still asleep. I'll fix that," I said grabbing a pitcher of water and pouring it onto his face. He quickly woke up then. "Josh welcome to the real world, if this is what you can call real."
"Master Cias, don't be.." Pause "Oh what was that word she used, oh yes, don't be daft! Oh and welcome to Cowoperill. Kypri has already spoken to Dom and so she has explained your situation. Wocky is still unconscious."
"Who is Kypri and who is Wocky? And where the hell is Cowoperill?" asked Josh angrily. I'd already whispered for him to agree to being called Luka. There was no point arguing.
"Kypri, the sun goddess, is the blonde female dressed the same as you with the studded boots from that game you call soccerrrr," he said rolling the r's on soccer. "Wocky is the other one, her name means inadequate dressing. Your name, Cias, means Lord of the sun and you, Luka means Lord of fantasy."
"Oh well that's fabulous. Just fucking great! How do we get home?"
"Your leader, Kypri will be with you presently to clear up any misunderstandings." He said and left, shutting the door behind him. Josh continued to swear like a troopie. This was going to be an interesting day. I should go find Wocky, umm I mean Court. I wanted to know who was behind this. Surely it couldn't be real.
The door opened slowly and in came Jules, looking more like a goddess than anyone I'd ever seen. She looked so beautiful. It was amazing. Even Josh was speechless. He blonde hair had been washed and curled, a few strands dangling in her face. She wore a white silk dress, which only emphasized the vibrant tan of her skin, showing complete health and dripping with sensuality.
"Hi Josh, Matt," she said and smiled, her white teeth glowing. She looked so beautiful that I forgot where I was for a moment.
"You look so beautiful," breathed Josh. She just smiled and lowered her eyes. Then she turned that riveting gaze on me.
"Where are we and what on earth are we doing here?" I asked slightly agitated. She didn't get offended or angry.
"We are on an island called Cowoperill which is later known as something else, I can't quite remember what. I have no idea how we got here but we are here. I at first thought this was a prank but it seems not. This place is in one of the books I read, though nothing like this ever occurred in that book. Please just stay calm and agree with names and such that they give you. There is no point in arguing."
"Yes well that's all well and good," I replied shakily, "But what are we supposed to do? And how do we get home? How did you become our leader?" Josh remained staring in awe; I could tell he liked her.
"We should just relax and learn what we can from here. Teach them all we can. I don't know how to get home," she replied and her eyes teared over. I got up and wrapped my arms around her.
"I'm sorry I'm being so mean to you, but I don't know what to do." I whispered in her ear. She nodded and smiled again.
"It's okay. Don't worry I had the same emotions as you. I only adjusted more quickly. Come, get changed and bathe, try not to upset the locals and act as if everything is natural. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me or any of the guards or chaperones. Eat drink and be merry." I figured that this explanation would have to suffice for I could tell Jules wasn't lying.
"Where's .."
"Courtney? She's in another room. She still hasn't woken. Tobe, one the senseis in this country will call me when she wakes. Do not worry." She walked outside down a corridor into a courtyard.
Don't worry, she says? Easy for her to say. She's our 'Leader'. I still think she'd be a good lay. I'd learn lots from these people and I'd get her attention. The men here were nothing to what I could be. Suddenly I heard her yell, "Nawat! Get down!" Nawat? What or who was a Nawat? I looked out my window and there twenty feet in a tree was a man. Well a dude about my age I assumed. How he managed to get up there I had no idea, unless of course he flew.
She laughed at something he said, obviously captivated by him as she was with me not so long ago. He was rather good looking but I'd show him. I'd show them all. I'd learn their skills and trades and I'd earn my keep for as long as it took to get her to love me.
Oh my fucking god, what is happening to me? I never talk about love. Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought. I'd still learn their things. I think this was a time when they had jousting and sword fights. Speaking of which, Jules carried a sword.
Rather peculiar. Jules came rushing back and she handed me a towel, blushing ever so slightly as her thigh touched mine when she passed. I couldn't be sure but I was almost certain she had been in the bed with josh and I just a moment ago and she blushes about touching. Maybe she was frigid after all.