One day Kikyo was running to see her favorite band in Concert. (It was her
favorite because Inuyasha was the lead singer, and we all know that Kikyo
wants him to be her love-slave.) The band was called Brainstew with Miroku
as the bassist, kagome for keyboards, Sango for acoustic guitar, Shippo as
the drummer, Inuyasha as vocals and lead guitarist. They were playing
Kikyo's favorite song that they wrote called Eyelash Curler- Oh the Pain.
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Eyelash Curler-Oh the pain-br
You burn my face like a monkey's fartbr You stole the key to my brother's heart.br I hate you because you have a huge toe,br I think that you should get that thing it's own show!br I'd like to keep this secret to myself,br But you as a sis-in-law would be a living elf.br p Your like an eyelash curlerbr You have some benefitsbr But you as my own sisbr Is worst than having pissbr In my EYE!br In my Eye!br In my Eye!br Inside of my own eye!br p Get a new face poop head!p
"Thank you Cleveland!" yelled Shippo. (someone yells,"we're in California retard"!)
pJust then the band became angry and threw some rabid bacon into the audience, but they were only attracted to Kikyo. They wrapped around her body so tight that she couldn't breathe and no one cared to call an ambulance because she is a big huge retard. So she died and everyone was happy. Just then some monkeys flew in and threw flaming turds at her. And they all lived happily ever after.
Eyelash Curler-Oh the pain-br
You burn my face like a monkey's fartbr You stole the key to my brother's heart.br I hate you because you have a huge toe,br I think that you should get that thing it's own show!br I'd like to keep this secret to myself,br But you as a sis-in-law would be a living elf.br p Your like an eyelash curlerbr You have some benefitsbr But you as my own sisbr Is worst than having pissbr In my EYE!br In my Eye!br In my Eye!br Inside of my own eye!br p Get a new face poop head!p
"Thank you Cleveland!" yelled Shippo. (someone yells,"we're in California retard"!)
pJust then the band became angry and threw some rabid bacon into the audience, but they were only attracted to Kikyo. They wrapped around her body so tight that she couldn't breathe and no one cared to call an ambulance because she is a big huge retard. So she died and everyone was happy. Just then some monkeys flew in and threw flaming turds at her. And they all lived happily ever after.