As I have said before: I don't own anything. Not even the general idea.
From: Harry
To: Ron
Subject: badge
Where did you put it?
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From: Dumbledore
To: Minerva, Argus, Rubius, Sibyl
Subject: OWLS
Do not forget, the BOBS are coming up! Prepare your students for the difficult tasks ahead! Minerva, pay special attention to Mr. Malfoy. I believe that I saw him eyeing Mr. Potter's paper on your last exam.
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From: Parvati
To: Neville, Harry, Ron, Seamus
Subject: My Sis
Hey, guys. My sister is feeling kinda down, and I was wondering if one of you could like try and make her feel better or something. She just broke up with her boyfriend of 5 hours, (one of the longest relationships she's ever had) and I think that some male attention would help her a lot. Thanks!
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From: Ron
To: Harry
Subject: re:badge
Wait a minute... when you took it, you gave it to me to put away. I said that I didn't trust myself with it, so I gave it back to you. We need to find it! Hermione is going to kill us!
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From: Dumbledore
To: All Students
Subject: Prefect Badge Theft
Attention all students:
A Prefect's badge was stolen early last week from the Gyffindor Common Room. If you have it, please return it to me, or any other teacher or prefect on duty. In case you are a little shy to confess, we had provided a badge box in the Great Hall. Please put it in there. Thank you, and good luck on your BOBS.
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From: Harry
To: Ron, Hermione, Cho, Seamus, Neville, Parvarti, Padma, Lavender, Luna, Ginny
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Harry James Potter
Age: 15
Birthdate: 31.7
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Best feature: Um, I dunno. My eyes?
Most noticed feature: My scar
Favorite season: Winter
Least Favorite Season: Summer
Favorite time of day: Er... Morning?
Least favorite time of day: Whenever Potions is.
Favorite Teacher: Hagrid
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Owl or Phoenix
Least Favorite Animal: Anything that tries to kill me
Love Status: Taken ;)
When did you have your first kiss?: 15
Who was it?: I'm not telling
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From: EZ Diet
To: All Hogwarts Students
Subject: You could loose 10 pounds in 15 minutes!
Hello! This is a promotional email generated by EZ Diet! We now have a new product out! 10 in 15
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From: Ron
To: Harry
Subject: You Idiot!
What did you do with the badge? You never gave it to me! Bugger this, I'll just tell her.
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From: Ron
To: Harry, Hermione, Parvarti, Padma, Luna, Cho, Seamus, Neville, Ginny
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Ron Weasley
Age: 15
Birthdate: 1.3
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: My... er... wait, nevermind. Not appropriate. ;)
Most noticed feature: My hair
Favorite season: Summer
Least Favorite Season: Winter. It's so cold!
Favorite time of day: The night
Least favorite time of day: Whenever Potions is.
Favorite Teacher: Hagrid
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Rat. And not possessed ones.
Least Favorite Animal: Er, I really don't know.
Love Status: Available
When did you have your first kiss?: N/A
Who was it?: N/A
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From: Harry
To: Ron
Subject: NO!
Wait! DON'T TELL HER! I'LL FIND IT!
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From: Padma
To: Parvarti, Blaise, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Seamus, Neville, Hannah, Dean
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Padma Patil
Age: 15
Birthdate: Not Important
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: My Eyes
Most noticed feature: My Eyes
Favorite season: Winter
Least Favorite Season: Summer
Favorite time of day: Morning
Least favorite time of day: Night
Favorite Teacher: Trealawny
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Phoenix
Least Favorite Animal: Hippogriff
Love Status: Taken! I just got together with Dean!
When did you have your first kiss?: 14
Who was it?: You don't need to know
From: Harry
To: Ron
Subject: badge
Where did you put it?
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From: Dumbledore
To: Minerva, Argus, Rubius, Sibyl
Subject: OWLS
Do not forget, the BOBS are coming up! Prepare your students for the difficult tasks ahead! Minerva, pay special attention to Mr. Malfoy. I believe that I saw him eyeing Mr. Potter's paper on your last exam.
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From: Parvati
To: Neville, Harry, Ron, Seamus
Subject: My Sis
Hey, guys. My sister is feeling kinda down, and I was wondering if one of you could like try and make her feel better or something. She just broke up with her boyfriend of 5 hours, (one of the longest relationships she's ever had) and I think that some male attention would help her a lot. Thanks!
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From: Ron
To: Harry
Subject: re:badge
Wait a minute... when you took it, you gave it to me to put away. I said that I didn't trust myself with it, so I gave it back to you. We need to find it! Hermione is going to kill us!
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From: Dumbledore
To: All Students
Subject: Prefect Badge Theft
Attention all students:
A Prefect's badge was stolen early last week from the Gyffindor Common Room. If you have it, please return it to me, or any other teacher or prefect on duty. In case you are a little shy to confess, we had provided a badge box in the Great Hall. Please put it in there. Thank you, and good luck on your BOBS.
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From: Harry
To: Ron, Hermione, Cho, Seamus, Neville, Parvarti, Padma, Lavender, Luna, Ginny
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Harry James Potter
Age: 15
Birthdate: 31.7
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Best feature: Um, I dunno. My eyes?
Most noticed feature: My scar
Favorite season: Winter
Least Favorite Season: Summer
Favorite time of day: Er... Morning?
Least favorite time of day: Whenever Potions is.
Favorite Teacher: Hagrid
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Owl or Phoenix
Least Favorite Animal: Anything that tries to kill me
Love Status: Taken ;)
When did you have your first kiss?: 15
Who was it?: I'm not telling
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From: EZ Diet
To: All Hogwarts Students
Subject: You could loose 10 pounds in 15 minutes!
Hello! This is a promotional email generated by EZ Diet! We now have a new product out! 10 in 15
allows you to loose 10 pounds in only 15 minutes! It's amazing! Click for more information!
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From: Ron
To: Harry
Subject: You Idiot!
What did you do with the badge? You never gave it to me! Bugger this, I'll just tell her.
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From: Ron
To: Harry, Hermione, Parvarti, Padma, Luna, Cho, Seamus, Neville, Ginny
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Ron Weasley
Age: 15
Birthdate: 1.3
Hair: Red
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: My... er... wait, nevermind. Not appropriate. ;)
Most noticed feature: My hair
Favorite season: Summer
Least Favorite Season: Winter. It's so cold!
Favorite time of day: The night
Least favorite time of day: Whenever Potions is.
Favorite Teacher: Hagrid
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Rat. And not possessed ones.
Least Favorite Animal: Er, I really don't know.
Love Status: Available
When did you have your first kiss?: N/A
Who was it?: N/A
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From: Harry
To: Ron
Subject: NO!
Wait! DON'T TELL HER! I'LL FIND IT!
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From: Padma
To: Parvarti, Blaise, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Seamus, Neville, Hannah, Dean
Subject: FWD: fwd: About You
Name: Padma Patil
Age: 15
Birthdate: Not Important
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: My Eyes
Most noticed feature: My Eyes
Favorite season: Winter
Least Favorite Season: Summer
Favorite time of day: Morning
Least favorite time of day: Night
Favorite Teacher: Trealawny
Least Favorite Teacher: Snape
Favorite Animal: Phoenix
Least Favorite Animal: Hippogriff
Love Status: Taken! I just got together with Dean!
When did you have your first kiss?: 14
Who was it?: You don't need to know