DisClAiMer: Harry Potter is not mine!! Don't sUe meeee!!

*~*~*A Miss~Hogwarts~Idol TwIsT!*~*~*

~he hehe hehehehe. lets see what my brain is gonna come up wit next..

~~~at a mysterious conference in australia~~~

mystery person: I have called you all here today to discuss an event of cataclysmic proportion --

Old Man: That seems a bit exaggerated, soooo Miss Crystalline, it seems you have called us all here because you had a proposition of some sort...

Crystalline: ALBUSSS!!! Oh dear god! I was trying to be mysterious and aloof and all, and u once again ruin the effect and surprise for everyone!!!

Woman: er. dearie it ees not verry 'ard to figure out...

Man: After all it is you...

Crystalline: How in bloody hell did you figure it out?!?! I planned this for weeks!!

Old Man: Welll.... , dear you're the only one who would ever call us all to meeting in the middle of Australia, and wear that ridiculous outfit, and would try to disguise your voice, even though you are very good at it, and--

Crystalline: OK, ok I get your point ... but did you have to interupt my speech it took forever to think up, and --

Woman: Dearie, even though 'ee would love to listen to your rambling, geet on wit' 'eet!

Crystalline: All right, all right, *mumbles* don't get your pantyhose in a knot ...

Woman: What was that dear?

Crystalline: Nothing! Ook, I called you all here because I had thought of a way to lift everyones spirits!!!

Man: *under breath* agaain?!?! ... Damn...

Crystalline: *glares* as I was saying, I thought that we should have a friendly competition between the schools to raise money for helpless ppl around the world, like old people, orphans, and the others, and to promote unity and such...

Crystalline: My friends were talking about this competition called American Idol and the Miss America/World/Universe competitions, and I thought that it would be the most wonderfull way to raise money...

Crystalline: buut, I'd thought why don't we add a little twist...

TBC...

**~~~** This is my first fic, er . sorta . any ways stay tuned and give my ideas plz! K and R&R!!!~lol~Airiya