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the cheese family goes to the zoo.
eddy cheese and his lovely fragrent wife, carren, woke up to another lovely sunny morning in lactose land.
"it's such a lovely day today. let's go to the zoo!" exclaimed a vaugely aroused carren
"why,that's a fantastic idea!" ejaculated eddy "i shall awaken our baby children, belle and bill!"
belle and bill were already up and behaving like little shits as usual.
"my beautiful childern!get ready! for we are off to the zoo!" shrieked eddy
"woo and yay!" cried belle and bill "we do so love the zoo!"
so off they set,since eddy had only had a few drinks that morning his driving was pretty good.
well, it was ok.
finally, after a long journey the cheese family arrived at the zoo. how excited the children were.
"please be on your best behavior today, belle and bill" pleaded carren
"my little angels always behave!" declared eddy, who was now blind drunk
inside they saw the deadly brazilian jacobs, a fearsome cocktail orange from nepal, the funny grapes from darkest france.
"mummy, what are those two grapes doing?" queried belle
"FUCKING!" bellowed eddy before she could answer
while their parents went into the aquarium, belle and bill decided to sneak off and cause chaos.
inside, eddy had a nasty shock.
"YOU!" he cried in a manner suggesting shock.
it was steve
"son, let's sort this out" said grandpa steve.
but eddy was still in shock
outside, things were getting out of control.
inside, eddy was still in shock.
"i hope you can forgive me for cheating at dominos" said steve once eddy had calmed down
"Ok" blubbled eddy, hugging steve.
suddenly, out of nowhere, a cracker jumped on grandpa steve!
"bloody hell! that stings!"declared steve "let's get out of here before--"
"too late!" cried a voice from nowhere
"!!" said eddy
unfortuanately Brian Blessed got told off for playing with his food at this point. so that was the end of that.
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please review...it may not be good but be nice! i'm new at this!
the cheese family goes to the zoo.
eddy cheese and his lovely fragrent wife, carren, woke up to another lovely sunny morning in lactose land.
"it's such a lovely day today. let's go to the zoo!" exclaimed a vaugely aroused carren
"why,that's a fantastic idea!" ejaculated eddy "i shall awaken our baby children, belle and bill!"
belle and bill were already up and behaving like little shits as usual.
"my beautiful childern!get ready! for we are off to the zoo!" shrieked eddy
"woo and yay!" cried belle and bill "we do so love the zoo!"
so off they set,since eddy had only had a few drinks that morning his driving was pretty good.
well, it was ok.
finally, after a long journey the cheese family arrived at the zoo. how excited the children were.
"please be on your best behavior today, belle and bill" pleaded carren
"my little angels always behave!" declared eddy, who was now blind drunk
inside they saw the deadly brazilian jacobs, a fearsome cocktail orange from nepal, the funny grapes from darkest france.
"mummy, what are those two grapes doing?" queried belle
"FUCKING!" bellowed eddy before she could answer
while their parents went into the aquarium, belle and bill decided to sneak off and cause chaos.
inside, eddy had a nasty shock.
"YOU!" he cried in a manner suggesting shock.
it was steve
"son, let's sort this out" said grandpa steve.
but eddy was still in shock
outside, things were getting out of control.
inside, eddy was still in shock.
"i hope you can forgive me for cheating at dominos" said steve once eddy had calmed down
"Ok" blubbled eddy, hugging steve.
suddenly, out of nowhere, a cracker jumped on grandpa steve!
"bloody hell! that stings!"declared steve "let's get out of here before--"
"too late!" cried a voice from nowhere
"!!" said eddy
unfortuanately Brian Blessed got told off for playing with his food at this point. so that was the end of that.
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please review...it may not be good but be nice! i'm new at this!