Macabeak: Hello there! We have another chap' here! YATTA!!!!! XD And thank you so much for your review, kaze! I enjoyed the website!
Hiei: *interrupts* I will NOT be called a thingie again!
Anochi Leora: *glomping Hiei and yelling a bunch of sentences all containing the words "thingy", "glomp", and "bishounen"*
Hiei: T_T HEEELP MEEEE!!!!!
Macabeak: *looks at Hiei and Anochi* Uh, no can do. Sorry! ^^;;
Anochi: You want a turn Macabeak-chan?
Macabeak: XD OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!! *glomps Hiei*
Hiei: LET GO OF ME, YOU- YOU-
Macabeak: ^^
Anochi: I'll go find another thingy! ^_^ Review, or we glomp Hiei forever!
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Hiei: You two are getting along as well as ever. *walks up to them and stops, looking at Mina* Who are you?
Keiko: *startled, lets go of Yusuke's ears.
Mina: *glares at evil male* I was gonna ask you the same thing, boy. *spits out the last word*
Hiei: *glares at Mina* You will refrain in calling me a boy.
Yusuke: Another mission for me?
Hiei: *scoffs* Don't be ridiculous. *points at Keiko* I've come here to give you a message from the Spirit World.
Mina: *is caught between looking at Yusuke and Keiko in confuzzlation and glaring at Hiei, finally decides on the latter*
Keiko: *looks surprised* What's the message?
Hiei: *finally lowers hand and glances at Mina briefly* Your cousin has been caught traveling illegally through the Spirit Realm and pays no heed to us when we ask him to leave. Koenma wants you over there to talk to your cousin. *smiles* Oh, I almost forgot. Your cousin calls himself Rei. Ring a bell?
Yusuke: Hey, what's all this crap about Keiko's cousin?
Hiei: I'm simply telling Keiko what needed to be told.
Keiko: Y-yeah. Okay. But he was just fine last I saw him. How did he die?
Hiei: He didn't. That's what makes it illegal.
Keiko: Oh. *look on face the entire time indicates more than apprehensiveness*
Mina: *hasn't shifted her gaze from Hiei the entire time, as if worried that he's going to attack her*
Hiei: *shifts his gaze to Mina* I am not going to attack you, if that's what you seem to be thinking.
Mina: Never said you were. Just don't like boys.
Hiei: I'll have you know that I'm not a boy.
Mina: Then you're a very weird-looking girl.
Yusuke: *blink blink* A girl? You think Hiei here is a GIRL?! *laughs* Whoo, that's a new one! *keeps on laughing loudly*
Hiei: *looks at Yusuke who's still laughing* I don't see what's so funny about the situation, Urameshi. *looks at Mina again* Now as for you, I'll have you know that I am not a girl.
Mina: *had meant that sarcastically in the first place* I knew that.
Hiei: *looks at Yusuke* Tell me again who this idiot is.
Mina: *loses temper BIG TIME* DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ultimately evilish angry face*
Hiei: *looks mildly at Mina's angry face* Feh. If you're trying to scare me into apologizing, using that face won't work.
Mina: I DON'T TRY TO SCARE!!!!!!!!
Hiei: *closes eyes, doing a little 'hn' chuckle*
Mina: {Stupid, arrogant boy!} *attempts to whack*
Hiei: *flickers out of sight and appears instantly in the spot next to where he had been* Was that a petty attempt to hit me?
Mina: *glares and attempts again at whacking*
Hiei: *eyes are still closed while he neatly flickers again and appears on the other side, dodging further attempts*
Mina: *evil glare after about five more attempts* Evil...
Yusuke: Can you two quit it already? Keiko's cousin is about to become demon food if we don't hurry up!
Keiko: Y-yeah, let's go!
Mina: *reluctantly turns away from Hiei, but is obviously planning on trying again later* Kay. Guess I'll see you later.
Hiei: *walks after them but stops by Yusuke* You might want to go along with us, Detective.
Yusuke: *blinks* Huh? *registers what Hiei said* Wait, I have to go with you guys?? *shouted loud enough for the others to hear*
Hiei: *walks off after the others*
Yusuke: *groans, shoves hands in pockets and walks up next to Keiko, glaring at the ground*
Mina: WAIT!!!!!!! *dashes after them* I'M COMING TOO, ONII-sama!!!!!!!
Yusuke & Hiei: *turn and look at Mina* WHAT??? *one of the few times Hiei's pupils shrink from surprise*
Hiei: Don't tell me you're going to tag along!
Mina: *catches up and gives him superiority glare* Didn't I just say I was?
Hiei: That is not what I meant, fool.
Mina: *glare* Well, I'm coming too.
Hiei: No, you are not. The Spirit World is off-limits to tag alongs.
Mina: Yes I am. I'm coming.
Hiei: No, you are NOT!
Mina: Yes, I AM!!!!!!!
Hiei: *closes his eyes, which look like his rare anger/annoyance eyes* If you want to die, fine, but go and die somewhere else where you won't be a liability to us.
Mina: *glare* Don't underestimate me.
Hiei: The one who is doing the underestimating.... *opens his eyes and there is a glowing the shape of an eye from behind the band on his forehead, a very creepy effect* .... is you.
Mina: *blink blink* We'll see who's underestimating what.
Yusuke: *quickly* Calm down, Hiei, it's alright! She can take care of herself. Right Mina?
Mina: *nod nod*
Hiei: *glowing fades a little but the 'look' is still in his eyes* {I can't believe I lost temper to a fool like her.} We might as well bring a tag-along. She'll go first when we get to the place of the demons.
Mina: *glares and struggles not to lose her temper*
Keiko: Shouldn't we go now?
Yusuke: *marches forward in an attempt to keep Mina and Hiei from arguing* Come on! We're wasting time!
Hiei: Do you even know where the portal to the Spirit World is, fool?
Yusuke: *blink* Oh yeah! *laughs*
Hiei: It's in an alleyway. Botan should be waiting there to make sure we get through and no one else does. *throws a look at Mina*
Mina: *notices the look and says really slowly through teeth* Thanks for telling me. No, I didn't know where it was. I knew what it was, but as I don't trespass...
Hiei: *looks at her mildly*
Mina: *glares and waits for everyone else to get moving*
Yusuke: *thought he was already moving*
Hiei: *walks off and turns to an alleyway*
Mina & Keiko: *follow*
Hiei: *is looking down the alley* Botan should be here by now. *looks at Mina as if it were her fault*
Mina: *glares, and is narrowly keeping herself from trying to slap him again*
Yusuke: Well, what are we waiting for? *walks into the alley*
Botan: *appears from a corner of the alley and walks over* I was there the whole time, Hiei.
Yusuke: *stops abruptly in surprise, leg still up in the air* Where'd you come from?
Hiei: I would appreciate it if you weren't to hide like that.
Botan: *ignores Hiei* Hi, Keiko!
Keiko: Hi!
Botan: *addresses Mina* And who's this?
Mina: Mina. *as usual, does not give a last name*
Hiei: Enough introductions. I'll say once again that if we don't hurry her cousin is going to become demon food and the portal between the Spirit World and Living World will be wide open.
Yusuke: Whoa, hold on a sec! You never mentioned that last part!
Hiei: *closes eyes, head bowed again* I thought you already knew that.
Yusuke: Let's just go already.
Mina & Keiko: *nod nod*
Botan: It's over here. *leads them to the portal*
Yusuke: *looks down into the hole and gulps* Here we go again.
Hiei: You, human! *looks at Mina*
Yusuke: *is confused for a second and points at himself in question*
Hiei: Do you still want to tag along with us? We're going through there. *points at the portal*
Mina: *glare* Yeah, I'm still coming.
Hiei: *looks down into the hole* {She may be a fool, but she's got guts.}
Mina: *closes her eyes and goes in*
Keiko: *follows*
Yusuke: Okay, Spirit World, here I come. *jumps*
*chars continue to fall, green lights flashing all over*
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*Meanwhile with the two authors…..*
Macabeak: *counts bug bites* - 13 alone on left leg, all on lower half of the leg. 4 other bug bites after that. Grrrr.....
Anochi: Don't like bugs on skin.
Macabeak: Bug bites are worse. *looks at what's going on in the story* Lets torture the characters by making them fall and fall and fall and fall....
*chars still falling*
Anochi: ^_^ *meant that as that she likes bugs except for when they irritate the skin... or any other part of the body*
Macabeak: You know that 13 is an unlucky number? *checks on chars*
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Yusuke: *still falling* {This is longer than it was last time}
Mina: *kept her eyes closed the whole time*
Hiei: *decides to rest a bit and think up a plan for once they get there and is now in the position of sitting down*
Hiei: *opens an eye* We shouldn't be falling for this long. *settles back to rest*
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Macabeak: Will they ever stop falling?!? *dramatic music plays* We will make them continue to fall into eternity forever until somebody reviews!!!!!!! So, you know how!!! *continues to glomp Hiei* AND HIEI WILL BE GLOMPED TOO UNTIL SOMEBODY REVEIWS!!!
Hiei: HEEELP!! She really means it!!
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The Handy Dandy Glossary
Bishounen- cute boy; literally means 'pretty boy'
Onii-sama: For those of you who don't remember, it's 'older brother'