Man I haven't updated in a while huh? I have writer's block!! So horrible . . . I don't know where this chapters going to go . . . its pretty random this story is . . .

Well let's make this chapter longer by answering some reviews from chapter 4 shall we?

Goddess Of Anime: I never drank 10 soda cans in a row and I rarely go swimming . . . so . . . good for me right?!?!?!? I'll probably use your idea later on . . .

KittKat: Both good ideas! I can see it now . . . Keep the ideas coming!!

Game and Watch Forever: Yum! Cheese! I haven't eaten cheese for a while . . . Bet Kaiba hasn't either!

Life's Light/animeangel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your name got changed! Mine didn't because I already have numbers after my name . . . --;

Darkdiva and her Yami Seth: Yes . . . His shoe is wonderful . . . yah . . .

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Yugi, Tristan, Joey and Tea are all walking home from school talking about rabid towels that has taken over Chicago (A/N: Don't ask --; I don't live in or own Chicago . . . ) when Mokuba gallops towards them on his leprechaun (A/N: Again . . . don't ask . . . I don't own no leprechauns!).]

"Guy's! It's awful! Please, help me!" Mokuca pleas.

"HEY! It's coconut head again!" Tristan says happliy.

"Coconut head?!?" Mokuba exclaims.

"Don't mind him, he's drunk!" Joey says.

"Isn't he under aged??" Mokuba asks.

"Um . . . haven't you heard? The new drinking age in Domino is 13!" Tea says. (A/N: As I said before, Domino City has a messed up mayor)

"Oh . . . I wish I knew how old I was . . ." Mokuba says sadly. (A/N: I researched Mokuba's age and I THINK he's between 11 and 13 . . .)

"Err anyways let's go back to the fanfic . . ." Yugi says.

"What happened Mokuba?!" Tristan exclaims.

"Did Kaiba get stuck in some garbage can again?!" Yugi asks.

Mokuba replies, "No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a refrigerator box!"

"Gadzooks! We must help him!" Tea exclaims.

Narrator: - So the group goes out, follows Mokuba, and as suspected, Seto's stuck in a refrigerator box -

Joey screams, "AAAHHHHHH! WHY WON'T THE VOICES GO AWAY?!?!?" (A/N: For some reason I think I heard this somewhere before . . .)

Narrator: - You can hear me?? -

"Yes! Of course! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE?!?!?" Joey says.

Narrator: - The Authoress hired me to . . . um . . . narrate . . . No one else can hear me . . . -

"THE VOICES! THE VOICES!" Joey yells and runs around in circles like a moron.

Yugi and Tristan and Tea and Mokuba goes O.O;; and slowly backs away from the talking-to- himself insane Joey.

"Egad! Mokuba's right! Kaiba IS stuck in a refrigerator box!" Tea exclaims.

"Doors are shiny!" Tristan states.

Yugi and Joey and Tea and Mokuba and (Kaiba in the box): O.O;;

"Kaiba! Are you alright??" Yugi asks.

Kaiba answers, "Of course! I am fine! What's wrong with suffocating in a refrigerator box??"

. . .

. . .

"Eh, this is the part where the Authoress gets writers block and have no idea what to do next in the story!" Joey says.

"She needs a muse!" Kaiba suggests.

"Moo!" A moose cries.

Kaiba says, "OO;;; Um firstly not that kind of muse!! It's M-U-S-E!!! And secondly moose don't 'moo!'!!"

"Hey! If one 'goose' is called a 'goose' and more than one 'goose' is called 'geese' then shouldn't more then one 'moose' be called 'meese'?" Tristan exclaims.

Kaiba and Yugi and Mokuba and Joey and Tea: OO;;;;;;

"It can be plural . . . like mosses!" Tea adds.

"Maybe more than one 'moose' is simply called 'moose' like with 'deer' . . . one 'deer' is called a 'deer' and many 'deer' are called simply 'deer'," Joey says.

"Why are we discussing grammar??" Yugi asks.

"Because the Authoress still has writers block!" Tea says helpfully.

"Oh . . ." Yugi says.

"Moo!" The moose says.

"That's so sad . . ." Mokuba says.

"Um . . . Moo?" The moose says.

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. . .

Narrator: - Eh, so anyways back to the story when Yugi asks if Kaiba is okay -

"NOOOOOO! IT IS THE VOICE AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOO! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!" Joey breathes so hard that he faints.

"What an idiot -.-;" Kaiba says.

"THAT IDIOT IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL REFRIGERATOR BOX!!!" Tristan yells.

". . . Look Tristan! A DOOR!" Kaiba says.

"REALLY?!??!?! WHERE????????? WHERE????????" Tristan Runs around in a rectangular shape yelling 'WHERE???????' every once in a while.

Tea and Mokuba and Kaiba and Yugi: O.O;;;

"So . . . Let's rescue my brother!" Mokuba suggests.

"I have the solution!" Tea Picks up Yugi.

Yugi sighs, "Oh brother!"

"Yeah!" Mokuba agrees.

"It's an expression!!!" Yugi says angerly.

". . . Saturn is made out of eggs!!" Mokuba supplies.

Yugi and Tea and Kaiba: -.-;;;

"Um . . . Is it just me or is everyone slowly going insane?" Tea asks.

"BLOSSOM! BUBBLES! BUTTERCUP!! All their names start with B! And in the middle of their names there are double letters! Like 'SS' for 'Blossom' and 'BB' for 'Bubbles' and 'TT' for Buttercup!! " Yugi says. (A/N: I don't own 'Power Puff Girls' and haven't watched them for a LONG time . . . plus I didn't notice the double letter thing until now! ;)

"-.-; I proved my point . . ." Tea Runs madly at he cardboard refrigerator box and cuts it with Yugi's sharp hair.

"OH NO! Look what you did Tea! Now my hair has a paper cut!!" Yugi cries.

Tea and Kaiba: --;

"Oh well . . . if you can't beat them, join them! I'm so sorry Yugi!" Tea takes out tape and cotton to make a band aid and then 'band aid' Yugi's hair that has been paper cut. "There Yugi! All better!" She says.

Yugi sniffs, "At least it's not bleeding . . ."

"INSANE ARE ALL YOU! Backwards talking I am why? NOOO! Insane-ness your into sucked been have I!" Kaiba Runs around backwards and is speaking backwards.

Mokuba and Tea and Yugi and Joey and Tristan: O.O;;;

"Shiny door . . ." Tristan says, drooling.

"POWER PUFF POWER! WHOOOOSSSSHHHH!" Yugi attempts to fly PPG style (A/N: You know . . . with the pink, blue and green lines following them?).

"BAND AIDS! I'M SORRY YUGI! I WILL SAVE YOUR HAIR!!!" Tea Makes more tape and cotton band aids (A/N: I suggest that you don't do that . . . it doesn't work . . . and don't put salt on a cut too it'll BURN!!! I learned my lesson when I was making dough . . . and no super glue either . . .).

"THE VOICE IS STILL HERE! I CAN SENSE IT!!!" Joey says before he Re-faints.

"Let's go to Saturn! I'm sure that Saturnians would love to share their egg secrets with us!" Mokuba Hops on to Yugi. "BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!" (A/N: I don't own that show that says that . . . since I never watched that show I have no idea what it's called . . . I don't own it by the way! I just read it in a book!)

"Backwards speaking stop me make! Saying am I what understand don't I even! Evil are you! EVIL!!" Kaiba cries.
Eh, well that's chapter 5! It was so completely random . . . I just winged it . . . except for the 'moose' part . . . I was thinking of what to do in this chapter last night and I came out with the 'moose' idea OO;

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V I have problems . . . Until next time! Press the pretty purple/violet/lavender button! (A/N: I'm so color dense in the summer --; And in case you were wondering, the plural of 'moose' is simply 'moose' -- ; )