"Tinkerbell vs. Wendy"---by StormKait

A/N: Thanks for everyone who reviewed. sorry it took so long to update but I had REAL papers to write this week! And for this story to work, just forget "The Homecoming" never happened, okay? Cuz it would totally screw the whole plot of the story over big time. Anyway. enjoy!! :)

Chapter Two: 8-Minute Abs

"Seth? Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to finally tell Summer that you don't need to be treated like this?" Anna was shooting daggers at me with her eyes as she spoke to Seth.

"Maybe you didn't hear me right, *Anna*. Seth has been in love with me since, like forever. And who could blame him? But you. you think just because you have stupid little hobbies in common that you're soulmates? Ha. Give me a break." I know I'm just digging my own grave here, but I can't help it. She really pisses me off. And I guess Cohen really is rubbing off on me: I have his adorable nervous-talking thing going on right now.

"Summer? Anna? Seth? There is a class in session. If you need to resolve your problem, I suggest you do it after class." God Mr. K. is such a dork!

Fortunately the bell rings. "Let's take this outside, bitch," Tinkerbell spits the words out, emphasizing the "bitch."

"Now, girls, is this really necessary? All over little ol' me?" Seth looked worried. I knew his pissy mood wouldn't last long. I mean, how can he stay mad at someone as hot as me?

"Don't sell yourself short, Seth. You definitely deserve better. Than her." And she reached up and pulls my just-straightened hair!

"Bitch!" I shrieked, and I pulled at her wannabe-bleached hair. "Shit! I just broke a nail!"

Tinkerbell punches me in the stomach, but thanks to my 8-Minute Abs workout I don't feel a thing!

Cohen is just standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face, not trying to break it up. It's a good thing, too, because he just might get the shit beat outta him too while I'm at it.

"Girls! Break it up!" Shit. It's Dr. Kim. "My office. Now."

A couple girls snicker as we are led to Dr. Kim's office. One even says, "That was over *Seth Cohen.* Can you believe that? What's gotten in to Summer?"

I'll tell you what's gotten in to me: The knowledge that I may have just messed up any last fighting chance with Seth.

A/N: I hope that was okay. not much of a cat fight but then again I've only seen one and have never been in one myself. plus at my school they get broken up fairly quickly. But whatever. reviews would be nice, but be kind if you can. Chapter 3 will be up as soon as it's humanly possible. Now I'm going to go find out "The Secret" as I'm sure most of you are as I'm writing this too. Have fun!