It's almost been . . . a very long time . . . since I updated! Yeah . . .
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!! I got shot today!! By a needle not a gun . . . IT DOESN'T HURT! But I'm going to complain a lot anyways!
You must all thank me! I lost a whole capsule of blood on my right arm and I'm still typing out this story! I should be conserving my energy but I promised on my web journal that I'll update either this story or 'No Sanity Allowed' today! Hey wait . . . I could just delete that post! --; oh well.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! How did you know that Seto's going to get stuck in a picture in this chapter! STOP READING MY MIND!! Runs around in circles like an idiot
Egyptian Lobster Guy: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! Shoves self out the window and into a giant . . . frog . . . thing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea where at Yugi's house combing Yugi's pet emu (A/N: don't ask) when Mokuba runs into the room.
Mokuba yells, "Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!"
Tristan asks, "What happened Mokuba?"
"Did Kaiba not get stuck into some TV again?" Yugi asks.
Mokuba sweatdroppes and says, "-.-; One LITTLE mistake and you're scarred for life!"
Joey groans, "EHHHH! Get to the point kid!"
"Oh yeah! No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a photograph!" Mokuba cries. (A/N: It's the same as a picture!)
Tea screams, "GAD-FREAKING-ZOOKS! WE MUST FREAKING HELP HIM!"
"Eh?!" Mokuba says, confused.
Tristan shakes his head, "Must have been those cardboard tacos!"
Narrator: - I QUIT! The FREAKING blonde haired kid keeps getting hyper when I narrate! -
Joey iss running around in circles screaming, "EEP! EEP! EEP!" He starts running around in an equiangular shape. "EEP! EEP! EEP!"
Narrator: - [Sighs] So the gang goes out, follows Mokuba to the Kaiba Mansion, goes to another living room far from the TV and sees a photograph of Seto Kaiba on a desk -
Joey screams, "EEP! EEP! EEP!"
"Um . . . Joey's broken!" Yugi says.
Tristan hits Joey on the temple with a spoon.
Joey twitches and screams, "PEE! PEE! PEE!"
"The restroom's upstairs . . ." Mokuba says helpfully.
Joey continues to scream, "PEE! PEE! PEE!"
"Now he's even more broken!" Yugi groans.
Tea says, "I don't think he needs to go to the bathroom . . ."
Tristan Stabs Joey with a fork.
Joey twitches and screams, "EEP! PEE! EEP! PEE!"
Yugi and Mokuba and Tristan and Tea: -.-;
"EE-FREAKING-GAD!!! Kaiba IS stuck in a FREAKING picture! THAT IS SO FREAKING WEIRD!" Tea exclaims.
Kaiba's Picture says, "HELP! I'm stuck in a FREAKING picture!"
Tea thinks, "Hmmm the picture doesn't move when he talks! IT'S CURSED!"
"I CAN SAVE YOU KAIBA! POOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER PUUUUUUUUUUFF POOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEER!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi screams and then turns into a pen.
Tristan cries, "MMOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYY!"
Narrator: - See chapter 6 -
Joey twitches and yells, "HOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAP! A PEN! I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY A LENGEND!" Joey starts to Sing. "Oh yea and I can hear voices IN MY HEAD! In my head! Oh yea! I can hear voices IN! MY! HEAD!" (A/N: I made that song up . . . )
Tea giggles and starts drawing a moustache and devil horns on the picture. She says, "so we he comes out, he'll be a crazy devil guy! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHEEHHEHE!" Tea skips to Candy Land. (A/N: Don't own)
Kaiba's Picture screams, "HEY! Get me out of here already!"
"NEVER FEAR! TRISTAN'S HERE!" Tristan says and takes out a magical beach ball and floats to a giant plum.
"That helps -.-," Mokuba says sarcastically.
Joey twitches and yells, "EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP! PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM?!?!?!"
Mokuba screams, "UPSTAIRS!!"
"TOO LATE!" Joey says.
Everyone else that is left starts to scream in horror, "EEEPPPPP!!!"
Joey breathes and screams, "NOOOOOOO! This is so FREAKING embarrassing!"
Everyone except Joey: -.-;
Tea and Tristan appears to say, "It's snowing sharp knives!"
Everyone else screams, "YAY!" And goes outside to make Knife-Men.
Joey is laughing. "I'm being stabbed and losing a lot of blood and will die if I don't get any medical treatment in 3 seconds, but it's OKAY!!!!!!!! PPPFFFFTTTT!" Joey dies.
Yugi says, "JOEY'S BROKEN AGAIN!"
Tea screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! . . . What were we talking about again?"
Tristan giggles and says, "OOPA!"
"What . . . am . . . I . . . doing . . . here??" Mokuba says in confusion.
Tea giggles, "You live here silly! You poky . . . orange . . . what was . . . I . . . saying?"
"I think that we are losing so much blood that our memories are . . . eating . . . cups . . . of . . . OOPAAAAAAAA!" Tristan concludes.
Yugi screams, "PPPOOOOOOWWWEEEERRR PPPUUUFFFFFF PPOOWWWEEERRRRR! Lookie! A . . . dude . . . thing . . . water? No . . . . Yugi! It's a . . . . Thing! YUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGIIIII!"
Mokuba giggles, "Silly porcupine! You are YUUUUUUUUGGGGIIII! HEHEHEHEHE! Why is everything so . . . red . . . and . . . gum . . . like?"
"Sticky! Not gum like! Hey! Isn't that YUUUUUUUUGGGGGIIII? Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy! I'm . . . a person! Who am . . . you . . . purple?" Tea asks.
"Heeeeyyy! I'm still . . . not . . . dead . . . ! It stopped snowing . . . sharp . . . green?" Joey says, in a daze.
Yugi giggles some more, "My Knife-Man is so . . . cheese . . . tastes . . ."
Tristan asks, "OOPA?"
"Looooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" Yugi says.
"We . . . have to save . . . my brother . . . from . . . OOPA!" Mokuba says.
[Meanwhile]
Kaiba who is in the room right next to the room where the Gang was before they went outside to kill themselves is thinking, "Where are those idiots?? I was hiding in this room and pretending to be stuck in that picture!" He goes outside.
Yugi yells, "Where's YUUUUUUUGGGGIIIIIII?"
Tristan replies, "OOPA?"
"Why is . . . the . . . veeeeeerrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmm!" Tea says.
Kaiba laughs, "Yes! My plan is working! Now they will slowly die from blood-loss!" Kaiba Runs off to take over the world.
"BIIIIIIIGGGGGG! Person!!! Guy!!! That!!! I . . . like! And . . . hero! GUYYYYYYY!" Mokuba yells, and then Runs off to get medical help so he can run off to help take over the world.
Tristan says, "OOPA?"
EEP!!! Un-funny chapter! I have school! They are trying to un-funny me! Eeeeeehhhhhh!
No one reviews anymore anyways! Probably school! Or you all remembered how to read and discovered my stories were . . . not . . . purple . . . of . . . OOPA!
Yep this chapter has lots of blood lost . . . okay so I didn't lose a whole lot of blood from a little shot but I'm still complaining!!
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