Hello all! Err yes new chapter . . . This chapter is going to be different
. . . . I think? Who knows! I'm just the authoress!
Yes and go to my site I have important news that I'm too lazy to write here! Darkshadow-23.cjb.net
School is dulling everyone's funniness (that's actually a word . . .)
So I'll be winging it again . . . I'm always winging it anyways!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea were at Yugi's living room playing go fish with Yugi's monopoly board (A/N: IT'S POSSIBLE!) when Mokuba somehow breaks in . . .
Mokuba: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!
Yugi + Joey + Tristan + Tea: -_-; *glares*
Tea: Didn't we lock that door . . .?
Tristan: He's stuck in something isn't he?
Mokuba: Heh . . . well . . . yeah . . .
Yugi: *Sigh* where is it this time?
Mokuba: In the middle of a freeway in L.A. (A/N: Don't own)
Tea: How'd he get there??
Mokuba: *shrugs*
Joey: Can we NOT save him this time? I'm starving!
Mokuba: Well . . . OKAY! ^__^
So . . . the gang decided to take a little break from saving Kaiba and makes spaghetti with old shoe laces, newspaper strips, and err well . . . worms *cringe* *twitch* (A/N: Tight budget . . .)
Joey: *Burps* that was the best meal I'd have since Yugi's Cardboard Taco Tuesdays (see chapter 6)!
Yugi: ^_^ I do try
Tea: What did you think Mokuba? Better than any of those fancy chiefs at your mansion makes eh?
Mokuba: *Stomach is making such painful and sickening sounds that it can't be described by writing and shouldn't be heard by children under the age of 16 and over* I think I'm going to die!
Tristan: LET'S WATCH *INSERT CURRENT CHILDREN UNDER 4'S FAVOURITE AFTERNOON PROGRAMMING HERE* *Turns on TV*
TV Announcer Dude: We interrupt *INSERT CURRENT CHILDREN UNDER 4'S FAVOURITE AFTERNOON PROGRAMMING HERE* for this important news cast (A/N: News cast? That's not right. . .)
TV Announcer Lady: Thank you TV Announcer Dude, this afternoon at 4:38pm (A/N: Made up time) we found the injured body of the CEO of Kaiba Corporations, Seto Kaiba, in the middle of the main freeway at Los Angeles, California U.S.A. Scientists have proven that his shoe was stuck in a wad of gum and he was unable to pull himself out in time for the oil truck to hit him
TV Announcer Dude: The officials have moved him back to the Domino Hospital for further treatment
Joey: . . . I wonder why he didn't just take his shoe off . . .
Yugi: Look on the bright side! He won't hurt you with his shoe any time soon! ^__^
Joey: YAY ^__^
Mokuba: *Starts to cry* NOOOOOO! BIG BROTHER!
Tea: Come on! It's just Kaiba! I have no siblings and I turned out fine! *Starts twitching and runs over to a doorknob and stuffs it into her mouth and starts sucking on it* HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *turns into a . . . sponge . . .*
Tristan + Mokuba + Yugi + Joey: O_O
Mokuba: . . . No I must get hurt too! So I can join my brother at the hospital! ^__^
Yugi: . . . Can't you just visit him or something?
Mokuba: NO! I've ran off to blow up the world with my big brother and if I have to hurt my self by *INSERT WAY TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL HERE* so I can join my brother, Seto Kaiba, my idol and soon-to-be supreme ruler of the world!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: RULERS ARE COOLIO! *Is wearing an armour made of school rulers*
Tea: In real life siblings don't get along anyways! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FRIGGIN' BROTHER! WE SAVED HIM TONS OF TIME BEFORE!!!!!!!! *Picks up Mokuba and starts to shake him* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!
Mokuba: But isn't it in my character script to worship me brother with all means necessary?!
Tristan: Well, the authoress is currently distracted by the commas in this chapter so you can act normal!
Oh! Shiny commas . . . shiny . . . *starts twitching*
Mokuba: YES! I CAN FINALLY BE MYSELF! *Starts drinking red whiskey* (A/N: My English teacher and my class had a weird conversation about the colour of whiskey today! O.o;)
Yugi: I CAN BE NORMAL TOO! I'M NOT REALLY INNOCENT! LOOKIE ME!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaving his . . . armchair . . .*
Joey: AND I'M ACTAULY SMART! I'm the guy that discovered that 4 + 4 = 8!! I'M FAMOUS DAMMIT! I ALSO CREATED THE WORD 'DAMMIT'!
Tristan: AND I'M ACTUALLY HILARY DUFF'S EVIL TWIN! (A/N: . . . I dunno why I picked her for that)
Tea: I'M A PHONE! Wait . . . Didn't I just turn into a sponge?? The authoress is too lazy to check . . .
~Meanwhile~
Shiny . . . quotation marks . . . or was it commas? Periods? Damn I forgot . . . what the heck?! Who cares! All punctuation marks are coolio! Or was it shiny? Crap! What have I been eating?! I FORGOT WHAT'S GOING ON!
~Anyways~
Tea: I HAVE THE POWER OF MEDAMORPHOSIS! *Turns into a clock*
Tristan: *Chucks Tea out the window to check if time really does fly*
Mokuba: SEVEN UP! PEE IN A CUP! Wait . . . I like 7up! SCREW YOU ALL! *Turns into a turkey*
Tristan: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think . . . is this the right story? And who was Mokuba? My hamster right? Or was it a gerbil? SOMEONE GET THE FRIGGIN' AUTHORESS BACK!
Yugi: YOU CAN PUT LEAD IN MECHANICAL PENCILS BUT OU CAN'T PUT IT IN PENS!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
Joey: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU FOOL!!!!!! I WILL NO LONGER TAKE THIS INMATURE VERBAL ABUSE!!!!! *Flicks Yugi's nose*
Yugi's Nose: WHHAAAAAAAHH! Yugi! Tristan flicked me! ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM?!?!?!?
Yugi: NO! OF COURSE NOT! (A/N: Oh yeah, and I don't own 7up or Hilary Duff) *Starts picking up 7up balloons which are actually like water balloons except filled with 7up instead of water hence the name '7up balloons' and starts chucking it at Tristan*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT BURNS!!!! IT BUUUUURRRRNNNSSSSS!!!!!!! *7up is burning his skin O.o;*
Yugi: CRAP! I BURNED ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!!
Yugi's Nose: MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION IS NEARLY COMPLETE! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! SEE YOU IN SANTA'S MAGICAL VILLAGE YOU FOOLS!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *Turns into a cloud and blows up*
Tea: The statement you have just made has nothing to do with spaghetti; therefore I shall not forward this into a conversation of the subject previously stated *turns into a plate of spaghetti*
Joey: SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS! ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE! I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL! THAT SPOKE JAPANESE!!!!!
Tristan: *Is still burning and in pain* didn't the authoress use that already a long time ago??
Mokuba: Who knows?! She's still distracted by . . . grammar stuff!
~Meanwhile~
WHY MUST I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH GRAMMAR!!!! I HAVE TO DO A STUPID ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT ABOUT A STUPID POEM ABOUT A GUY AND A GIRL THAT'S IN A COTTAGE EATING COTTAGE CHEESE OR SOMETHING AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE IN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND THE GIRL GOES TO SLEEP FOR GOD-KNOWS-WHY AND THE DUDE STANGLES HER AND THEN HE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEKS AND SHE BLUSHES BUT SHE'S FRIGGIN DEAD SO HOW CAN SHE FRIGGIN' BLUSH?! AND THEN HE GOES OUT INTO THE RAIN WITH HER FRIGGIN' DEAD BODY AND THEY FALL ASLEEP OR SOMETHING?! AND EVERYTHING'S QUIET?! HOW CAN IT BE QUIET IF IT'S RAINING?! DOES HE CONTROL SOUND OR SOEMTHING?! IS HE SO OBSESSED WITH SOUND AND THE GIRL TALKS A LOT SO HE KILLS HER?! WHAT THE BLOODY?! IS THE GUY DEAD TOO?! WHAT THE FRIGGIN' *INSERT SWEAR HERE* *Continues to rant about the STUPID BLOODY POEM THAT MAKES NO BLOODY SENSE BUT HAS TO WRITE A PARAGAPH ABOUT WHAT IT IS BLOODY ABOUT!!!!!!* God I hope my English teacher is not reading this right now . . .
~Err anyways . . . ~
Tristan: . . . Okay . . . But if the authoress is over there . . . THEN WHO THE FRIGGIN IS WRITING THIS CHAPTER?!?!?
Narrator: - IT IS I! THE ALMIGHT NARRATOR! And while we are discussing grammar here is a grammar fact: When someone asking 'who is it' for some reason, 84% of the world says "it's me" and they are actually wrong! They are supposed to say "it is I" or else it is bad grammar!! -
Joey: NOOOOOOO!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE GETTING SMARTER AND TALKING ABOUT GRAMMAR! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Mokuba: *The red whiskey is making him twitch* BIIIIGGGG BBBRROOOOTTHEERRR IIII'LLLLL SAAAVVVVEEEEE YOOOOUUUUU FROM GETTING MEDICAL TREATMENT THAT CAN REALLY SAVE YOU AND ME TRYING TO HELP OUT WILL JUST MAKE YOU SUFFER MORE AND DIE SLOWLY!!!!
Guy from English Class that is obsessed with the fact that whiskey is greenish and NOT red but I forgot his name and when I make up names or forget names I make their names/titles real long because I'm real sorry for forgetting people's names and making people up because I'm a sad and lonely person: WHISKEY IS NOT RED DAMMIT! IT'S GREENISH! JUST BECAUSE IT TASTES RED DOESN'T MEAN ITS RED!!!!
Tristan: . . . wordy aren't we . . .?
Yugi: Aren't I supposed to be obsessed with Power Puff Girls?!
~Meanwhile~
*Is being chased by giant Power Puff Girls' heads with their giant eyes glowing*
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Well . . . this chapter stunk! I say that about mostly all my chapters . . . what the heck they all stink! *Starts giving all chapters she's ever written digital showers and baths* DAMN IT!!!!!
This chapter is one page longer . . . I think I'm turning into one of those authors/authoresses that don't update for a long time! That's why I'm trying to make the chapters longer for like . . . apologies and stuff!
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\/ Review please! Yeah . . .
Yes and go to my site I have important news that I'm too lazy to write here! Darkshadow-23.cjb.net
School is dulling everyone's funniness (that's actually a word . . .)
So I'll be winging it again . . . I'm always winging it anyways!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
-
Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea were at Yugi's living room playing go fish with Yugi's monopoly board (A/N: IT'S POSSIBLE!) when Mokuba somehow breaks in . . .
Mokuba: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!
Yugi + Joey + Tristan + Tea: -_-; *glares*
Tea: Didn't we lock that door . . .?
Tristan: He's stuck in something isn't he?
Mokuba: Heh . . . well . . . yeah . . .
Yugi: *Sigh* where is it this time?
Mokuba: In the middle of a freeway in L.A. (A/N: Don't own)
Tea: How'd he get there??
Mokuba: *shrugs*
Joey: Can we NOT save him this time? I'm starving!
Mokuba: Well . . . OKAY! ^__^
So . . . the gang decided to take a little break from saving Kaiba and makes spaghetti with old shoe laces, newspaper strips, and err well . . . worms *cringe* *twitch* (A/N: Tight budget . . .)
Joey: *Burps* that was the best meal I'd have since Yugi's Cardboard Taco Tuesdays (see chapter 6)!
Yugi: ^_^ I do try
Tea: What did you think Mokuba? Better than any of those fancy chiefs at your mansion makes eh?
Mokuba: *Stomach is making such painful and sickening sounds that it can't be described by writing and shouldn't be heard by children under the age of 16 and over* I think I'm going to die!
Tristan: LET'S WATCH *INSERT CURRENT CHILDREN UNDER 4'S FAVOURITE AFTERNOON PROGRAMMING HERE* *Turns on TV*
TV Announcer Dude: We interrupt *INSERT CURRENT CHILDREN UNDER 4'S FAVOURITE AFTERNOON PROGRAMMING HERE* for this important news cast (A/N: News cast? That's not right. . .)
TV Announcer Lady: Thank you TV Announcer Dude, this afternoon at 4:38pm (A/N: Made up time) we found the injured body of the CEO of Kaiba Corporations, Seto Kaiba, in the middle of the main freeway at Los Angeles, California U.S.A. Scientists have proven that his shoe was stuck in a wad of gum and he was unable to pull himself out in time for the oil truck to hit him
TV Announcer Dude: The officials have moved him back to the Domino Hospital for further treatment
Joey: . . . I wonder why he didn't just take his shoe off . . .
Yugi: Look on the bright side! He won't hurt you with his shoe any time soon! ^__^
Joey: YAY ^__^
Mokuba: *Starts to cry* NOOOOOO! BIG BROTHER!
Tea: Come on! It's just Kaiba! I have no siblings and I turned out fine! *Starts twitching and runs over to a doorknob and stuffs it into her mouth and starts sucking on it* HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *turns into a . . . sponge . . .*
Tristan + Mokuba + Yugi + Joey: O_O
Mokuba: . . . No I must get hurt too! So I can join my brother at the hospital! ^__^
Yugi: . . . Can't you just visit him or something?
Mokuba: NO! I've ran off to blow up the world with my big brother and if I have to hurt my self by *INSERT WAY TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL HERE* so I can join my brother, Seto Kaiba, my idol and soon-to-be supreme ruler of the world!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: RULERS ARE COOLIO! *Is wearing an armour made of school rulers*
Tea: In real life siblings don't get along anyways! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FRIGGIN' BROTHER! WE SAVED HIM TONS OF TIME BEFORE!!!!!!!! *Picks up Mokuba and starts to shake him* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!
Mokuba: But isn't it in my character script to worship me brother with all means necessary?!
Tristan: Well, the authoress is currently distracted by the commas in this chapter so you can act normal!
Oh! Shiny commas . . . shiny . . . *starts twitching*
Mokuba: YES! I CAN FINALLY BE MYSELF! *Starts drinking red whiskey* (A/N: My English teacher and my class had a weird conversation about the colour of whiskey today! O.o;)
Yugi: I CAN BE NORMAL TOO! I'M NOT REALLY INNOCENT! LOOKIE ME!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaving his . . . armchair . . .*
Joey: AND I'M ACTAULY SMART! I'm the guy that discovered that 4 + 4 = 8!! I'M FAMOUS DAMMIT! I ALSO CREATED THE WORD 'DAMMIT'!
Tristan: AND I'M ACTUALLY HILARY DUFF'S EVIL TWIN! (A/N: . . . I dunno why I picked her for that)
Tea: I'M A PHONE! Wait . . . Didn't I just turn into a sponge?? The authoress is too lazy to check . . .
~Meanwhile~
Shiny . . . quotation marks . . . or was it commas? Periods? Damn I forgot . . . what the heck?! Who cares! All punctuation marks are coolio! Or was it shiny? Crap! What have I been eating?! I FORGOT WHAT'S GOING ON!
~Anyways~
Tea: I HAVE THE POWER OF MEDAMORPHOSIS! *Turns into a clock*
Tristan: *Chucks Tea out the window to check if time really does fly*
Mokuba: SEVEN UP! PEE IN A CUP! Wait . . . I like 7up! SCREW YOU ALL! *Turns into a turkey*
Tristan: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think . . . is this the right story? And who was Mokuba? My hamster right? Or was it a gerbil? SOMEONE GET THE FRIGGIN' AUTHORESS BACK!
Yugi: YOU CAN PUT LEAD IN MECHANICAL PENCILS BUT OU CAN'T PUT IT IN PENS!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
Joey: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU FOOL!!!!!! I WILL NO LONGER TAKE THIS INMATURE VERBAL ABUSE!!!!! *Flicks Yugi's nose*
Yugi's Nose: WHHAAAAAAAHH! Yugi! Tristan flicked me! ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM?!?!?!?
Yugi: NO! OF COURSE NOT! (A/N: Oh yeah, and I don't own 7up or Hilary Duff) *Starts picking up 7up balloons which are actually like water balloons except filled with 7up instead of water hence the name '7up balloons' and starts chucking it at Tristan*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT BURNS!!!! IT BUUUUURRRRNNNSSSSS!!!!!!! *7up is burning his skin O.o;*
Yugi: CRAP! I BURNED ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!!
Yugi's Nose: MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION IS NEARLY COMPLETE! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! SEE YOU IN SANTA'S MAGICAL VILLAGE YOU FOOLS!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *Turns into a cloud and blows up*
Tea: The statement you have just made has nothing to do with spaghetti; therefore I shall not forward this into a conversation of the subject previously stated *turns into a plate of spaghetti*
Joey: SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS! ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE! I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL! THAT SPOKE JAPANESE!!!!!
Tristan: *Is still burning and in pain* didn't the authoress use that already a long time ago??
Mokuba: Who knows?! She's still distracted by . . . grammar stuff!
~Meanwhile~
WHY MUST I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH GRAMMAR!!!! I HAVE TO DO A STUPID ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT ABOUT A STUPID POEM ABOUT A GUY AND A GIRL THAT'S IN A COTTAGE EATING COTTAGE CHEESE OR SOMETHING AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE IN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND THE GIRL GOES TO SLEEP FOR GOD-KNOWS-WHY AND THE DUDE STANGLES HER AND THEN HE KISSES HER ON THE CHEEKS AND SHE BLUSHES BUT SHE'S FRIGGIN DEAD SO HOW CAN SHE FRIGGIN' BLUSH?! AND THEN HE GOES OUT INTO THE RAIN WITH HER FRIGGIN' DEAD BODY AND THEY FALL ASLEEP OR SOMETHING?! AND EVERYTHING'S QUIET?! HOW CAN IT BE QUIET IF IT'S RAINING?! DOES HE CONTROL SOUND OR SOEMTHING?! IS HE SO OBSESSED WITH SOUND AND THE GIRL TALKS A LOT SO HE KILLS HER?! WHAT THE BLOODY?! IS THE GUY DEAD TOO?! WHAT THE FRIGGIN' *INSERT SWEAR HERE* *Continues to rant about the STUPID BLOODY POEM THAT MAKES NO BLOODY SENSE BUT HAS TO WRITE A PARAGAPH ABOUT WHAT IT IS BLOODY ABOUT!!!!!!* God I hope my English teacher is not reading this right now . . .
~Err anyways . . . ~
Tristan: . . . Okay . . . But if the authoress is over there . . . THEN WHO THE FRIGGIN IS WRITING THIS CHAPTER?!?!?
Narrator: - IT IS I! THE ALMIGHT NARRATOR! And while we are discussing grammar here is a grammar fact: When someone asking 'who is it' for some reason, 84% of the world says "it's me" and they are actually wrong! They are supposed to say "it is I" or else it is bad grammar!! -
Joey: NOOOOOOO!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE GETTING SMARTER AND TALKING ABOUT GRAMMAR! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Mokuba: *The red whiskey is making him twitch* BIIIIGGGG BBBRROOOOTTHEERRR IIII'LLLLL SAAAVVVVEEEEE YOOOOUUUUU FROM GETTING MEDICAL TREATMENT THAT CAN REALLY SAVE YOU AND ME TRYING TO HELP OUT WILL JUST MAKE YOU SUFFER MORE AND DIE SLOWLY!!!!
Guy from English Class that is obsessed with the fact that whiskey is greenish and NOT red but I forgot his name and when I make up names or forget names I make their names/titles real long because I'm real sorry for forgetting people's names and making people up because I'm a sad and lonely person: WHISKEY IS NOT RED DAMMIT! IT'S GREENISH! JUST BECAUSE IT TASTES RED DOESN'T MEAN ITS RED!!!!
Tristan: . . . wordy aren't we . . .?
Yugi: Aren't I supposed to be obsessed with Power Puff Girls?!
~Meanwhile~
*Is being chased by giant Power Puff Girls' heads with their giant eyes glowing*
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Well . . . this chapter stunk! I say that about mostly all my chapters . . . what the heck they all stink! *Starts giving all chapters she's ever written digital showers and baths* DAMN IT!!!!!
This chapter is one page longer . . . I think I'm turning into one of those authors/authoresses that don't update for a long time! That's why I'm trying to make the chapters longer for like . . . apologies and stuff!
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