HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE! I'M STILL ALIVE!!! I'm only writing this because fanfic is down at the moment -_-; YES! YOU ALL KNOW MY DARK SECRET!!!! INSTEAD OF WRITING I SHAME AWAY TO THE SITE AND READ STORIES WHILE TWITCHING IN AN ABNORMAL FASHION!

. . . For those who read my other story, 'No Sanity Allowed' they know my Yami and Chibi has abandoned me forever since I conveniently forgot about them . . . yes . . . they are replaced by Dude, Guy, Person and Man . . .

SillyJilly and Anime*Angel: Yes it was actually Joey who flicked Yugi's nose but it was switched to Tristan, it was originally supposed to be Tristan but the part where Joey says something was cut off so it looked like Tristan said it! STUPID FANFIC! I'LL KILL YOU GOOD!!!

*Starts twitching* Yes I ended 'Love is Evil' I'm evil! And love is evil so I'm love?? That makes no sense! Anyways I'm going to make this like 'No Sanity Allowed' and whenever you reviewers as questions I'll answer them . . . so . . . yes . . .

Also October 6th is the day I joined fanfiction.net! ^__^ a one year anniversary for me! Yay . . .

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea are having their annual twitching contest *twitches* when Mokuba runs in.

Mokuba: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!

Tristan: Shouldn't Kaiba be in the hospital?!?!? He can't be stuck in anything!

Mokuba: Well duh! He's stuck in the hospital! ^__^

Yugi: But he needs to be in the hospital in order to live!

Joey: . . . what's you point?

Yugi: . . . I . . . Like . . . Cheese??

Mokuba: You guys are right . . .

Tea: So . . . it might be a boring day for us then eh?

Mokuba: I'M HUNGRY!

Joey: OOOHH! I WANT CARDBOARD TACOS!!

Mokuba: After that spaghetti?! (A/N: See chapter 8) NO WAY!

Yugi: *Sniff* are you saying my cooking is bad?? *sniff*

Mokuba: YOU CAN LIVE OFF IT!!!

Yugi: WWWAAAHHHH!

Joey: HOW DARE YOU DISS YUGI'S FAMOUS SPAGHETTI!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Mokuba: EEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!

Yugi: : ) GET HIM JOEY!!!!

Joey + Tea + Tristan + Mokuba: O_____o;

Yugi: Err I mean . . . don't . . . hurt him . . . yes . . . heheheheehheehehehhe! STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

*Suddenly the oven timer thingy goes off*

Tea: . . . What was that . . .?

Yugi: Eh . . . nothing! I didn't hear the oven timer go off! Did you? No? Of course not! Nothing's in the oven! Nah! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! STOP SATRING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

Mokuba: Maybe we should check your oven just in case . . .

Yugi: NO!!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING IN THE OVEN DAMMIT!!!!!

Tea: You know . . . I haven't seen your grandpa lately . . .

Yugi: Oh . . . um . . . well you see . . . he had to go . . . on a trip! Yea! A dig in Egypt! Yes . . . HEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHE! LALALALLALALALALALA! NOTHING IN THE OOOOVVVVEEEENNNN! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Joey: Is there something you're not telling us Yugi?

Yugi: NOTHING IS WRONG! EVERYTHING IS FINE! LET'S ALL SING A SONG DEDICATED TO HOW NORMAL AND NOT WRONG EVERYTING IS!!!! LALLALALALALALALA! HEHEHEHHEHEHEE!

Tristan: Err . . . Yugi . . .

Yugi: YOU ALL KNOW TOO MUCH!!!! *Shoves himself out the window which is not actually a window, but holes on the walls that resembles windows because they are too poor to buy glass ^_^*

Everyone else: O_____o;

~Meanwhile . . . ~

Kaiba: *In the hospital um . . . yes . . .*

Yugi: *Climbs through the window and enters Kaiba's hospital room*

Kaiba: Hey Yugi, how nice of you to . . .

Yugi: *Is twitching holding a knife on his hand* Hello *twitch* Kaiba *twitch* HEHEHEHEHHEE!

Kaiba: What . . . are you going to do?

Yugi: *Twitches* Me? Oh nothing! HEHEHHEHEHE! But the Power Puff Heads (A/N: Don't own Power Puff Girls) is telling me things Kaiba . . . yes . . . *twitches*

Kaiba: What are you talking about?!?

Yugi: *Twitches* you've been a bad, bad boy this year . . . HEHEHEHEHHEEHE! Every time I'm watching my Power Puff Girls show YOU get in trouble and I have to go save you . . . this has to stop sooner or later!

Kaiba: NOOO! I'M TOO BLUE EYED TO DIE!

Yugi: *Twitches* Die? What are you . . . oh you mean the knife? Heh! I just like holding it! It isn't even real see! *Pulls a hidden switch and realistic looking blood appears* See, every Halloween Joey pretends to be a normal guy handing out candy then I appear in a dark coat and 'stabs' him with my knife and he pretends to die and the kids run screaming and we steal all the candy they dropped!

Kaiba: Oh . . . so what are you going to do?

Yugi: *Starts twitching . . . you'll see . . .*

*Later . . . *

Joey: Y'know Yugi's been gone a long time! Think something happened to him??

Tristan: He must've found out we opened the oven and discovered . . . *dramatic pause* THAT HE WAS OVENING (A/N: uh . . . not a real word . . .) A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI!!!!

Tea: THAT'S WHY IT TASTES SO GOOD!!!

Mokuba: Well anyways, I'm going to the hospital to visit my brother! ^__^

*Later . . . *

Mokuba: WHAT THE BLOODY - I mean what are you guys doing here?

Joey: HOSPITAL FOOD!!!

Tristan: YAH!

Joey + Tristan: *Starts running around the hospital and stealing food from patients*

Tea + Mokuba: -_-;

Mokuba: What are you doing here Tea?

Tea: I'M A NURSE NOW! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE! *Mugs a nurse and starts running around the hospital* FRIENDSHIP SAVES YOUR LIVES! SO BE MY FREAKING FRIENDS OR I'LL CHOP YOU UP PUT YOUR GUTS IN THE BLENDER AND FEED IT TO MY NEW FRIENDS AND THEY'LL BE LIKE 'What's in this?' AND I'LL BE LIKE 'MY ENEMIES'!!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Mokuba: . . . O_O; *Opens the door to Kaiba's room* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

Kaiba: *Has Kaiba's body but Blossom's head from 'Power Puff Girls'* (A/N: Because . . . she's smart! It's either her or Bubbles because they both have blue eyes!)

Mokuba: HOLY CRAP!

Yugi: *Has Yugi's body but Bubble's head because . . . they're both . . . blonde?*

Mokuba: HHHHHHOOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYYY CCCCCCRRRRAAAAAAPPPP!

Kaiba: *Holds up a Buttercup's head* come, Mokuba . . . join the program . . . . *Laughs evilly*

Mokuba: ._. Yes master . . . *Puts on Buttercup's head . . . because they are both black haired . . .*

Tea + Tristan + Joey: *Goes into Kaiba's room*

Kaiba + Mokuba + Yugi: *slowly turn their heads towards them while creepy violin music is in the background*

Joey + Tea + Tristan: HHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY CCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP!

Yugi + Kaiba + Mokuba: *Holds up "INSERT VILLIANS FROM POWER PUFF GIRLS HERE BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY WATCH THAT SHOW SO I DON'T KNOW ALL THE VILLIANS HERE"'s heads* hello guys . . . come and . . . join the program . . . . *Laughs sinisterly*

Tristan + Joey + Tea: ._. Yes masters . . . *creepy violin music fills that background*

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Yup . . . short and crappy chapter . . . next chapter will probably resume to normal . . . so WHAT SHOULD SETO KAIBA BE STUCK IN NEXT?! THIS CHAPTER IS CRAP! GIMME IDEAS OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll look at past reviews too . . . so yeah! If I pick one of your ideas I'll put your penname up . . .

4 pages . . . it's longer than usual right? If I make the font size 24 . . . them how many pages would that take up . . . NO! MUSTN'T DO THAT!

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