HIYA ALL! I'm writing this a long while from when it is updated (about a week and a couple of days =P) . . . I wanted to out this up on Seto Kaiba's birthday! Which is on October 25th!!! Since this story is all about him! So it's going to be an extra long chapter!! Because every time I get the chance during this week I'm going to write a little! THIS CHAPTER BETTER BE LONG!!!

Yah I'm going to answer some reviews! (Not them all only the one with questions and one that interests me! I'm picky!!)

BlueEyesWhiteCheesecake: HOLY CRAP! I SHOULD DO THAT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! I HATE YOU FOR YOUR GOOD IDEAS!! I'M GOING TO BE MADE FOR 7 WHOLE SECONDS!!! . . . . . . . Okay! Not mad anymore! I'M GOING TO USE THAT IDEA!!!! I think . . . unless I forget -_-; I'M NOT THAT FORGETFUL! I PASSED MY ENGLISH POETRY TEST DIDN'T I!!! I REMEMBERED HOW TO SPELL ONOMOTOPOEIA!!!!!!!!

Also thanks to everyone else that suggested to Kaiba being stuck in his shoe, unfortunately I'm too lazy to check back on all the reviews -_-;

SillyJilly: REALLY?!??! I thought it had gone wrong ever since Yugi used frog's pee and geese poop as a substitute for gel!!

Goddess Of Anime: OOH! THAT TURKEY THING IS FROM MY OTHER STORY 'What Yugi Does On A Saturday' CHAPTER 4!! DIDJA READ IT?!?!?!? I think you did *forgets* I'm too lazy to check reviews!! I'll do it . . . next year! YAY!!!! (This is your review from chapter 8)

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Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea are *INSERT HUMOROUS ACTIVITY HERE BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO RUN OUT OF STUFF FOR THEM TO DO AND WHAT'S MORE FUNNY THAN YOUR OWN IDEAS?!??!!??!?!!* When a man comes running in.

Man: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!

Tristan: WHO THE *INSERT CURRENT VERY VOILENT SWEAR HERE* ARE YOU?!?!

Man: Uh . . .

Yugi: Where's Mokuba?!

Man: Um . . .

Tea: WHERE IS MY KEEERRROOOPPPPPEERLLLAAATIIIAAA?!?!?!?!

Man: TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joey: SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!! *Slaps Man with a paper spoon he found on the ground about 3 and a half years ago and have been his favourite eating utensil since then*

Man: Paper spoon . . . *drools*

Joey: NOO! MY PAPER SPOON! DIE YOU FOOL!!! *Attempts to kill Man but doesn't for God-Knows-Why* Okay Spoonie . . . you are too young to see this violence . . .

Narrator: - WHERE IS THE LOVE?!?!? WHY CAN'T WE JUST LIVE TOGETHER IN PEACE?!?!?! WHY??!?! WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!! *Starts sobbing* -

Joey: THE VOICE HAS RETURNED!! HIDE SPOONIE!!! *Hides behind Yugi but unfortunately . . . Yugi lacks stature* (A/N: Remember the Duel against Odion in Battle Blimp? He hears this little voice in his head?? HE HEARS VOICES!!! Doesn't anyone else find that disturbing?!)

Tea: . . . Anyways . . . Who are you???

Man: I'm filling in for Mokuba!! ^__^

Tea: WHY?!!

Man: The budget on the show has been cut! I'm not little (Mokuba Fans: AND CUTE!) so I'm less paid!!!

Yugi: I REMEMBER YOU!!!! YOU'RE PROFESSOR UTONIUM!! (A/N: DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?!?!?!?)

Man: HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!?!?!?

Yugi: ^_____^! PROFESSOR!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??!?!?!

Man that turns out to be Professor Utonium: No! YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT MY TRUE IDENITY! NOW YOU ALL MUST DIE!!!

Yugi: YAY!!! ^__^

Everyone else including Professor Utonium except Yugi: -_______-;;;

Yugi: OHMYGOSH!! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU AND SAMURAI JACK ARE ONE AND THE SAME?!?!?!?! (A/N: Don't own both Power Puff Girls or Samurai Jack and I don't watch them either but I know they are made by the same producers! AND COMMERCIALS PROVE THAT THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLES!!!)

Professor Utonium: . . . THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!

Mokuba: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!!

Tristan: Major Déjà vu here . . .

Mokuba: EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIKKKKKK! SCREW MY BROTHER!! IT'S PROFESSOR UTONIUM!!!!!!!

Yugi: YYYYYEEEEEEAAAHHHH! ^__^

Professor Utonium: CRAP! I'M NOT AN ANIME CHARACTER! I'M A CARTOON!!!!!

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~Meanwhile . . . ~

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Kaiba: *Wrists are tied up and is hanging over a pool of deadly sea creatures* darnnit . . . where's Mokuba?!

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~Back at . . . where ever the heck they are~

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Yugi + Mokuba: *are stroking the stuffed head of Professor Utonium*

Tea + Tristan + Joey: O__O;

Joey: That was the most terrifying thing that I have ever witnessed!! GOOD THING MY SPOONIE DIDN'T SEE IT!!!

Tea: What has happened to Mokuba and Yugi?!?

Tristan: They REAAAAAAAAAALLY like that show . . .

Tea: Erm, Mokuba? Aren't we supposed to be saving your brother's life or something??

Mokuba: EH?!?!?!? OH YEAH! My brother's is stuck in . . . *Dramatic pause* . . . HIS SHOE!!!!

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DUM!! DUM!! DUM!!

What will happen to Seto? Will the gang save him before it's too late? Didn't we see Kaiba earlier hanging above a pool filled with water and deadly sea creatures?? How did he get from there to being trapped in his own shoe? Why don't I know? I'M THE ONE WRITING THIS STORY!! WHY AM ASKING SO MANY CRAPPY QUESTIONS?!?!??!

The next chapter of 'Seto's in Troubles' will continue . . . RIGHT NOW!!!

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The last few seconds ago on 'Seto's in Trouble!'

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Mokuba: Guys! It's awful! Please, help me!

Tristan: What happened Mokuba?!

Yugi: Did Kaiba get stuck in some hospital again?!

Mokuba: No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a tree!

Tea: Gadzoo- wait a minute . . . didn't he already get stuck in a tree?

Mokuba: Did he? ?_?

Joey: Yeah he did! A long time ago!

Mokuba: Well, he's been stuck in so many things I'm starting to forget!

Joey: Who cares! WHERE IS HE FREAKING STUCK IN?!

Mokuba: *Flips through script because the authoress is sadly trying to attempt to make the story pretend have a plot so she can be proud of herself* A SHOE!!! Hehe! I KNEW THAT!!

Tea: GADZOOKS! WE MUST SAVE HIM!!!

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Now, back to the next few seconds of 'Seto's in Trouble!'

Narrator: - I LIKE CHEESE!! BUT I DON'T LIKE CHEESECAKES!!! LALALALALLALALAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOPPPPPPPPDDDDDDIIIIIIIDDDDDDOOOOOOOO! ^__^ -

Joey: O.o;

Tea: Egad! Kaiba is stuck in his shoe!

Yugi: Kaiba are you alright?!

Tristan: *Starts humming* HUMPTY DUMPY SAT ON THE WALL! HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL!!!!

Joey: YOU FOOLISH FOOL!! This has nothing to do with Humpty Dumpty! The old lady that lived in the show maybe but not Humpty Dumpty!!

Kaiba: ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO AN OLD LADY THAT LIVED IN A SHOE?!?!?! *Somehow throws his other shoe at him*

Joey: HEHEHEHEHHE! I WON'T GET HIT THIS TIME!! *Takes out a gun and starts shooting at Kaiba's Shoe*

Kaiba's Shoe: *Continues to hurtle through the air towards Joey*

Joey: *Gun somehow breaks so he is desperate so he takes the bullets and starts chucking them at Kaiba's Shoe*

Kaiba's Shoe: *Quickly runs to the store and buys a bullet-proof vest and returns to where ever they are and continues to tear through the air at Joey*

Joey: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Aw crap -_-; *Shoe hits his head rendering him unconscious*

Tristan: IN YOUR FACE YOU HUMTY DUMPTY HATER!!

Tea: DOOD! Humpty Dumpty is like, in da past man!

Tristan: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!! *Starts crying*

Mokuba + Tristan: HUMPTY DUMPTY IS MY HERO!!! *GASP* YOU LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY TOO?!?! I DO TOO! *Hugs each other*

Mokuba: YAY! If my brother doesn't get out alive I can have a new brother!!

Tristan: WHAT EVER YOU SAY SNIPPY!!!

Mokuba: -_-; Oh well! It's a start! ^__^

Kaiba: *Sniff* WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Yugi: *Crackles evilly* don't worry Kaiba you can join me and my gang of Rare Hunt- er I mean . . . friends? (A/N: You see what I did with that?! Hunt- er?? Hunter? HEHEHEHHE! SOMETIMES I'M SO SMART I SCARE MYSELF!!!)

Kaiba: O_O

Yugi: Yes . . . the Power Puff Palace!!! (A/N: I made it up . . . but I'm not surprised if it's already been made!)

Kaiba: NNNNNNOOOOO! I WON'T GO BACK! I QUIT A LONG TIME AGO!!

Mokuba: NO! Don't go back to it Seto! IT'S SECOND-HAND POWERPUFF POWER!!!!

Tea + Tristan: O_O?

Yugi: *Swirly eyes* Come to me Kaiba! RETURN TO THE POWERPUFF PALACE AND RULE AS THE HIGH PRIEST AS I RULE AS PHAROAH!! FOREVER!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Kaiba: ._. Yes . . . master . . .

Mokuba: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!! Wait . . . how can you mind control my brother with your eyes while he's in a shoe and can't see anything??

Yugi + Kaiba: . . .

Yugi: It's a fanfic! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!! Yes, even the dangers of war and darkness that has spread throughout our mother earth for the past centuries we must all work together and make sure true peace and happiness is restored in out world once again.

Kaiba + Mokuba + Tea + Tristan: O_O

Yugi: . . . What?!

Tea: Yugi! You were so . . . so . . . *twitch* MATURE!!! *Cringe*

Yugi: IMPOSSIBLE!!! I AM IN NO WAY MATURE AS YOU HAVE SAID! MY IMMATURITY IS BEYOND THE ONE OF A CHILD'S!

Tristan + Mokuba + Tea + Kaiba: O_O

Tristan: *Cough* MATURE! *Cough*

Yugi: SILENCE!! I'M NOT MATURE YOU FOOLS!!!

Joey: *Pops back to life* I've never seen this side of Yugi before!

Some Random Guy: *Sniff* our little Yugi is growing up *sniff*

Tea: Yo man! Who da heck are you?

Some Random Guy: *Shrugs* I'm not even sure if I really exist! *Turns into a grain of sand*

Joey: OH MY GOD!! SOME RANDOM GUY THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT TURNED INTO A GRAIN OF SAND!!!

Tea: That is so stupidly smart!!

Kaiba: That's an oxymoron

Tea: *Sniff* no! You're a moron! *starts to cry*

Kaiba: -_-; that's not what I meant -_-;

Yugi: I'm not mature! I'll prove it! *Attempts to twitch but fails* POPPYCOCK!

Ryou: *Appears* *GASP!!!* A British curse! THAT IS SO MATURE!! *Disappears*

Yugi: NOOOOO! Da - da - dammmmmmm - daaaa - maaa - aaaa - aaammm! *Attempts to swear but fails* POPPYCOCK!!! *Covers mouth* POPPYCOCK! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! *Holds his head*

Tristan: Mommy's mad! I'M GOING TO BAKE SOME CHEESECAKE FOR HER!!!

Narrator: - NO! ANYTHING BUT CHEESECAKE! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO! *Attempts to kill himself by throwing himself at Joey's bullets that are on the ground but fails* POPPYCOCK! -

Joey: IT WAS THE VOICE!! IT MADE YUGI MATURE!!

Yugi: YOU FOOL! I AM NOT IN ANY FORM OF MATTER, MATURE!!! *Pulls out a pie and line graph showing the increase dropping rate of his maturity and lectures the others about it* SEE?!

Tea + Joey + Mokuba + Kaiba + Tristan: *Starts clapping* THAT WAS SO MATURE!!!

Yugi: POPPYCOCK!!!! *Pulls out a scientific model of his DNA and a chart containing the particles of immature matter and explaining how immature he is by twisting the laws of the kinetic molecular theory and explaining his experiments and observations of his immaturity within the last six months*

Tristan + Mokuba + Joey + Tea: ?_?

Kaiba: ^__^ I understood that

Yugi: *Starts to cry* I'm immature! Really I am!

Mokuba + Tristan: *Links arms* Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall! Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All the king's men and the king's horses can't put Humpty together again! (A/N: Is that how it goes?? *Forgets*)

Joey: Don't worry Spoonie the bad egg man won't hurt you anymore! *Laughs insanely and drinks a cup of paper*

Yugi: *Goes to a corner hugging his knees and starts sniffling* I'm immature! I KNOW!!! *Shoves self out the window*

Tea: Nah, you're just suicidal not immature

Yugi: FINE!!!! *Uses lightning as a twitching mechanism* HAH!!!

Tristan: Now you're just insane, but still mature!

All except Yugi: ^__^

Yugi: *Twitch* Must *cringe* be *shudder* IMMATURE!!!!

Kaiba: So . . . anyone planning to help me get out of my shoe?

Tristan: Yeah, so, how'd you get in there?

Kaiba: O.O

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~Flashback~

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Kaiba: BEWARE OF THE TADPOLES!!!!

Mokuba: *In slow motion* BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG BBBBBRRRRROOOOOTTTTTHHHHHEEERRRRR HHHEEEELLLLLPPPPP MMMMMMEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEPPPPPPPP!!! *Falls into a pit of deadly tadpoles*

Kaiba: *Not in slow motion* *falls to his knees* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKUUUUUUUBBBBBBAAAA!!!!!

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~End Flashback~

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Kaiba: *Sniff* I lost my best brother that day *sniff*

Mokuba: What? That never happened! I'M RIGHT HERE!!

Kaiba: *Sniff* sometimes I can still hear his voice . . .

Joey: *Sniff* that's so sad . . . wait a minute! What do you mean 'best'?

Kaiba: Err . . .

Mokuba: Huh? THERE WERE OTHER BROTHERS?!?!? HOW COULD YOU SETO!!! WWWAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs behind a conveniently placed tree and cries*

Kaiba: Forgive me Mokuba . . . where ever you are . . .

Mokuba: I'M RIGHT HERE!!!

Kaiba: *Sniff* I miss him so much . . .

Mokuba: WE WERE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER ONLY HALF AN HOUR AGO BEFORE YOU GOT STUCK IN A SHOE!!!!

Kaiba: Poor, poor Mokuba . . . *sniff*

Mokuba: AAARRRRGGGGHHH! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!

Kaiba: The memory is too hard to bear! *Starts sobbing*

Mokuba + Yugi + Tristan + Joey + Tea: -_-;

Kaiba: Let me loose from this unholy shoe and visit my brother's grave!

Mokuba: ?_? A GRAVE?!?!? EEEEPPPP!

Tea: I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!! *Picks up Yugi*

Yugi: NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE MY HAIR RUINED!!! I STILL HAVEN'T ACHIEVED MY GOAL IN BEING IMMATURE YET!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Tea: MUHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! *Somehow frees Kaiba from being stuck in his show without destroying his shoe with Yugi's hair*

Kaiba: FREEDOM!!! Now I must go to my brother's final resting place . . .

Mokuba: I'M RIGHT HERE!!!

Kaiba: MOKUBA?!?!?!?

Mokuba: DUH!!!

Kaiba: *GASP!!* *Runs up to Mokuba and hugs him* IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!

Mokuba: -_-; Works for me . . .

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THERE!! 8 pages! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I should be ending this story right now because it's Seto Kaiba's birthday!!

But I won't because I still got a bunch of stuff to write about this story! You know . . . those things you get sometimes . . . ideas! YEAH! I KNEW THAT!!!

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