Can't You Two Behave?
"YOU ARE SO WRONG!"
"NO YOU ARE WRONG!"
"WRONG!"
"WRONG!"
"BOOGER BRAIN!"
"OH THAT'S MATURE! MOLECULE MIND!"
"Now calm down you two," Wavedancer warned. "Don't make me separate you."
Lady Jaye and her husband Flint were squaring off at each other. Wavedancer and Toad were watching them. "So what set you two off this time?" Wavedancer asked.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" They both shouted at her.
Then they glared at each other. "DON'T YOU YELL AT HER!" They both shouted.
"Children…we need to discuss something," Lady Jaye tried to speak in a civil tone. "Please wait outside."
"Uh oh," Wavedancer remarked. "Come on Toad they're going to start throwing furniture at each other again."
"WE ARE NOT!" They both shouted as they closed the door.
"Man they're really going at it," Toad shook his head.
"Don't worry," Wavedancer waved. "They have these fights every now and then. Marissa and I used to watch the fun all the time. Once we even got them to do some jousting using motorcycles."
"Who's Marissa?" Toad asked as he heard the screaming continue.
"Their daughter," Wavedancer said. "She's about the same age as me."
"They have a kid?" Toad scratched his head. "How come I ain't seen her before?"
"Her folks sent her away to this rich private school when she was about twelve," Wavedancer explained. "During the summers she spends a lot of time with her grandmother in Ireland."
"Boy that's rough," Toad shook his head. He heard a lamp break inside. "On the other hand…"
"Nah she loves it there," Wavedancer said. "For starters she makes a fortune every time exams come around. And she has her own mini casino hidden away in the attic and she's in charge of the betting pools at the school. At this rate she'll make as much money as Bill Gates by the time she's a senior."
"No kiddin'?" Toad looked at her. "Ain't she worried about the teachers or something?"
"Are you kidding?" Wavedancer looked at him. "Marissa practically runs the joint! She's even got the head mistress on her payroll. Every Wednesday they go out for tea and to bet on the horses. They have a great time."
"You're kidding?" Toad blinked. "Do her folks know about this?"
"Of course her parents don't know!" Wavedancer rolled her eyes. "Duh! And don't you tell them either!"
"So how come you didn't go with her?" Toad asked as a male scream was heard and the crackle of electricity sounded.
"Do I look like prep school material to you?" Wavedancer looked at him.
"Well I did have this one dream…" Toad smirked.
"Get outta here!" Wavedancer playfully shoved him. Then she heard something crash. "That sounded like a desk that time."
"Are you sure they're going to be okay?"
"Fine they always miss each other," Wavedancer told him. "But just to be on the safe side…" She opened the door. The office was a wreck and both combatants were glaring at each other.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" They both screamed.
"ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP!" Wavedancer shouted. "I believe it's time to get out the jousting equipment and get on the motorcycles!"
"Are you crazy?" Lady Jaye asked.
"What are you chicken?" Flint asked. "I'm game if you are! Of course if you're willing to admit you're wrong I'll…"
"No way!" Lady Jaye snapped. "I'll meet you on the field!"
"You're on!" Flint snapped.
"All right!" Toad whooped. "Let's inform the betting pool!"
Next: What madness are Scarlet and the Scarlet Witch up to? I don't know. Seriously people I don't have a clue. This is where you come in! Send in those ideas!