Okay, this is a bit different from what I normally do, but I decided to take a crack at it anyway... These are marked as parodies because of the songs. These are commonly heard songs and therefore take no credit for the music and original lyrics to them. Now with that out of the way, here's the first "parody." (Note: There's a guess the song title thing involved so Good Luck!)
New title: Times Long Gone
Should old players be forgotten,
And never brought to mind?
Should old players be forgotten,
For friendships of long ago !
Chorus:
For friends long ago, my dear
For friends long ago,
We will take a party of kindness yet
For friends long ago.
We too have installed the game
And downloaded the updates fine,
But we have waited many a weary hours
For FFXI to come along.
We two have fought along with parties
From noon until sundown,
But the enemies between us broad have roared
Since FFXI came along.
And there is a hand, my trusty friend,
And give us a hand of yours,
And we will take a party of players of gold
Since FFXI came along!
And surely we will die in fights
And surely we will win more!
And we will take a party of players of gold
For FFXI has taken hold!
Original Title: Auld Lang Syne