Attention! I Own Nothing But That Which Is Mine!

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Walk Me Home - Songfic by Arista

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Duo is watching the television in the safehouse just after midnight. Heero wanders through the room, unable to sleep. After a moment of frustration with the zombie pilot, Duo coaxes him to have a seat and enjoy some late night viewing. As Heero makes himself comfortable, their current broadcast is interrupted by a familiar face.

On the screen is a close-up of Relena. She has a slight smile, her eyes flirting with the camera. The camera backs a bit, showing more of her and her atmosphere.

Relena: Walk me home, I don't wanna go all the way alone. Baby would you walk with me home? Baby would you take my hand? Come with me now to a special land. Baby would you walk with me home?

The two pilots gape at the set, unable to fully understand what is happening. Relena smiles and saunters through the set, the camera at a constant distance to show her body. As she lip syncs, Relena gestures towards the camera.

Relena: Three AM, You're on my mind once again. I musta been dreaming, though I felt your heartbeat just then. -she gestures to her chest- And I wondered how it would be, if I was your lady, and you were my friend. -She smiles, in the background we see Dorothy, Hilde, and Sally, all dressed in matching dresses- I would pour my heart in your hands, and it would never end . . .

The scene zooms out, and Relena stands in front of Sally, Dorothy, and Hilde as she sings.

Relena: Baby would you walk me home? I don't wanna go all the way alone. Baby would you walk with me home? Baby would you take my hand? -reaches her hand towards the camera- Come with me now to a special land. Baby would you walk with me home?

Duo and Heero turn and look at each other, neither willing to believe what they are seeing.

Relena: Whooooooaaaaaaa, hooooooooo-ooooooome.La la la la la la

Duo holds back laughter at this point, while his entranced friend stares sans blinking at the set.

Relena: I hold your picture, next to my heart, all the time. -opens her sweater, a portrait of 01 ironed on to her white silk blouse- You're my dream come true, so glad you're mine.

Sally, Hilde, and Dorothy all walk behind Relena, softly singing with her.

All: And I wonder how it would be, if I was your lady, and you were my friend. I would pour my heart in your hands, and it would never end . . .

Relena: Baby would you walk me home? I don't wanna go all the way alone. Baby would you walk with me home? Baby would you take my hand? Come with me now to a special land. Baby would you walk with me home?

Wufei yawns as he enters the room, pausing and staring with wide eyes at the screen as Relena continues.

Relena: Every day and night I wanna hold you. Understand that I am gonna love you in my own special way . . .

Relena holds her hands together over her heart

Relena: Whooooooaaaaaaa, hooooooooo-ooooooome.La la la la la la

As Relena's presentation continues, Heero turns off the set.

"But it wasn't over yet!" Duo complained, laughing.

"Yeah, Yuy. Didn't you want to see the rest of your girlfriend's little display of affection?" Wufei taunted.

"That had to have been a nightmare . . . That was HORRIBLE!!" Heero commented, shoving a pillow in his face.

"Well hey, I thought it was pretty romantic!" Duo laughed, relaxing back into the couch and putting his arms behind his head.