Tekken Freestylin' With Lee Chaolan
Lee's POV
Ladies and Gentlemen! Kumas and Combots! It's.... FREESTYLE NIGHT at CLUB HEIHACHI!!! I'm your host, Lee Chaolan, give it u... (BOO!)
(Get off the stage!)
(You're gay!) AHEM! As I was saying!! This is freestyle night, where we have a special group if iron fist fighters to show us what they're working with righter... get it? fighter, righter?...uh yeah, and the first contestant is... (looks at cue card) ...EDDY GORDO!!
Eddy's POV
Thank you, thank you!
I'm steppin to the mike Spittin lyrics to ya'll Always takin Christie shopping Every day at the mall. If you try to touch my woman Or try and make a pass, I'll take this capoeira And I will beat your ass! I went to jail for a crime That I didn't commit, But I didn't drop the soap, So I didn't take that shit! Peace Out!
(Applause)
(We love you Eddy!)
(That's my baby!)
Lee's POV
Ladies and Gentlemen! Kumas and Combots! It's.... FREESTYLE NIGHT at CLUB HEIHACHI!!! I'm your host, Lee Chaolan, give it u... (BOO!)
(Get off the stage!)
(You're gay!) AHEM! As I was saying!! This is freestyle night, where we have a special group if iron fist fighters to show us what they're working with righter... get it? fighter, righter?...uh yeah, and the first contestant is... (looks at cue card) ...EDDY GORDO!!
Eddy's POV
Thank you, thank you!
I'm steppin to the mike Spittin lyrics to ya'll Always takin Christie shopping Every day at the mall. If you try to touch my woman Or try and make a pass, I'll take this capoeira And I will beat your ass! I went to jail for a crime That I didn't commit, But I didn't drop the soap, So I didn't take that shit! Peace Out!
(Applause)
(We love you Eddy!)
(That's my baby!)