Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun
1: Garet
Traek: T_T (Checking watch) He's late.
30 minutes later
Traek: *sigh* Well that was a gold mine of quality time...not. That's our show! Thanks for watching!
Garet runs in
Garet: *pant* I hope I'm not too late! I ran into a mongoose that stole my script that you guys sent me so I don't ruin your show...
Traek: (whispering) shut up...no no no...don't tell em'
Garet: ...but I think I remember my lines.
Traek: (sweating, and trying to sound convincing) Well, what are you talking about?
Garet: (reminding Traek) The script...remember?
Traek: Well, you're late, anyway.
Garet: I know! Can we still do the show? Plllllleeeeeeezzzzzzz????
Traek: -_-, Okay.
Garet: Great! Hey! If you switch the letters around in 'great' it will spell 'Garet'!
Traek: (sounding interested) Yeah...okay...let's get started.
Garet: ^_^ Okay!
Traek: So...Garet, what adept are you?
Garet: I'm sorry, but I forget what I'm supposed to say after you ask that, since I lost the script.
Traek: _ FORGET THE SCRIPT!!!!
Garet: So you want me to make up my own answers?
Traek: (calming down) Yes...
Garet: (repeating question) So, what adept am I...Pudding!!!
Traek: How could you get an interview question wrong?
Garet: _ Are you gonna fail me?
Traek: Fail you in what?
Garet: I don't remember that interview question in the script.
Traek: _ SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID SCRIPT!!!!
Garet: Oh yeah...
Traek: (holding in anger, but talking slowly) You...are...a...fire...adept.
Garet: (evil grin) I can do dastardly things with fire. Hee hee hee...
Traek: Next question! What does this word mean to you: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Garet: O_O Anti-what?
Traek: -_- Anti-dis-es-tab-lish-ment-arian-ism...
Garet: O_O I don't understand???
Traek: It is spelled... take out a notebook (Garet takes out a notebook)...It is spelled: A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.
Garet: Got it.
Traek: So what does it mean to you?
Garet: What does what mean to me?
Traek: _ %^$@#$%$^&@^&^&%^(*&&&$^@^!%&$%&$$&$*&(^*&%^&@...
Garet: O_O Wow! What did those words mean?
Traek: ...@$#%&(&$%^!$!#$^#&%&%#*@%@!^@!@$%^(...
Garet: Let me try! Dolphin sound...honk...weehooweehoo...awoooooga...squak...
Traek: What?
Garet: ...squish...honk...dingdong...
Traek: We'll be back after these few messages.
Off air
Traek: Garet, you are a terrible person!
Garet: ^_^ You like me that much?
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
Garet turns away for a second.
Traek: I need a stunt double!
They bring in stunt double. Garet turns back around.
Garet: Hey you're not Traek.
SD: Yes I am.
Garet: No. Your a girl.
SD: No I'm not.
Garet: ...a pretty girl.
SD: Yuk.
Garet: Bring back Traek!
SD: Okay...Traek!! Garet wants you to host!!!
Traek: O_O NNOOOOOO!!!!
SD: He thought I was a girl.
Traek: o_o That's nasty!
SD: C'mon. Traek, he wants you to host!
Traek: Fine!
SD: You have three seconds before we go back on air.
Traek comes out pouting.
Traek: I don't- ^_^Welcome back folks. We were in the middle of the discussion with Garet, a Golden Sun character.
Garet: Hi!
Traek: So Garet, what is your greatest fear?
Garet: MY SISTER!!!! (starting to cry)
Traek: Calm down now, Garet.
Garet: *tear* Once....she took my teddy and...and...replaced it's head with a....a......BABOON'S BACKSIDE. WAAAHAAAAHAAAAHH!
Traek: I see, and that makes you very upset?
Garet: Yeah *sob*....and another time...she...she push a pillar and a (so upset you can't understand him) wahda ehh how thu ru.
Traek: I see, and how did that make you feal?
Garet: gow thgir fawwaw uuh uppa dee(crying)heeheeheeeheeeeee. WAAHHAAAAHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!
Traek: You must be very upset.
Garet: Gya Idwa furuu buttible.
Traek: I think you should try to calm down.
Garet: WAAAAHHAAAAAHHHAAAA!!
Traek: (Garet is still crying) Garet? Garet?! Calm down! C'mon Garet!! _ SUCK IT UP!!!! (Garet instantly stops crying)
Garet: -_- It was a very terrible time for me.
Traek: Next question! We know that you're from Vale, correct?
Garet: Yes.
Traek: Well, who in Vale do you most admire.
Garet: What's that mean.
Traek: Who do you look up to, or who do you have a crush on?
Garet: Well, my dad's pretty tall, and I usually don't crush people.
Traek: T_T
Garet: I think my mom's kinda tall too, but I don't do well in smashing her though.
Traek: T_T That's not what I meant.
Garet: What?
Traek: 0_0 (Lying) Oh! Look at the time! Shows over!
Garet: But I di-
Camera shuts off
Traek
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun
1: Garet
Traek: T_T (Checking watch) He's late.
30 minutes later
Traek: *sigh* Well that was a gold mine of quality time...not. That's our show! Thanks for watching!
Garet runs in
Garet: *pant* I hope I'm not too late! I ran into a mongoose that stole my script that you guys sent me so I don't ruin your show...
Traek: (whispering) shut up...no no no...don't tell em'
Garet: ...but I think I remember my lines.
Traek: (sweating, and trying to sound convincing) Well, what are you talking about?
Garet: (reminding Traek) The script...remember?
Traek: Well, you're late, anyway.
Garet: I know! Can we still do the show? Plllllleeeeeeezzzzzzz????
Traek: -_-, Okay.
Garet: Great! Hey! If you switch the letters around in 'great' it will spell 'Garet'!
Traek: (sounding interested) Yeah...okay...let's get started.
Garet: ^_^ Okay!
Traek: So...Garet, what adept are you?
Garet: I'm sorry, but I forget what I'm supposed to say after you ask that, since I lost the script.
Traek: _ FORGET THE SCRIPT!!!!
Garet: So you want me to make up my own answers?
Traek: (calming down) Yes...
Garet: (repeating question) So, what adept am I...Pudding!!!
Traek: How could you get an interview question wrong?
Garet: _ Are you gonna fail me?
Traek: Fail you in what?
Garet: I don't remember that interview question in the script.
Traek: _ SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID SCRIPT!!!!
Garet: Oh yeah...
Traek: (holding in anger, but talking slowly) You...are...a...fire...adept.
Garet: (evil grin) I can do dastardly things with fire. Hee hee hee...
Traek: Next question! What does this word mean to you: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Garet: O_O Anti-what?
Traek: -_- Anti-dis-es-tab-lish-ment-arian-ism...
Garet: O_O I don't understand???
Traek: It is spelled... take out a notebook (Garet takes out a notebook)...It is spelled: A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.
Garet: Got it.
Traek: So what does it mean to you?
Garet: What does what mean to me?
Traek: _ %^$@#$%$^&@^&^&%^(*&&&$^@^!%&$%&$$&$*&(^*&%^&@...
Garet: O_O Wow! What did those words mean?
Traek: ...@$#%&(&$%^!$!#$^#&%&%#*@%@!^@!@$%^(...
Garet: Let me try! Dolphin sound...honk...weehooweehoo...awoooooga...squak...
Traek: What?
Garet: ...squish...honk...dingdong...
Traek: We'll be back after these few messages.
Off air
Traek: Garet, you are a terrible person!
Garet: ^_^ You like me that much?
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
Garet turns away for a second.
Traek: I need a stunt double!
They bring in stunt double. Garet turns back around.
Garet: Hey you're not Traek.
SD: Yes I am.
Garet: No. Your a girl.
SD: No I'm not.
Garet: ...a pretty girl.
SD: Yuk.
Garet: Bring back Traek!
SD: Okay...Traek!! Garet wants you to host!!!
Traek: O_O NNOOOOOO!!!!
SD: He thought I was a girl.
Traek: o_o That's nasty!
SD: C'mon. Traek, he wants you to host!
Traek: Fine!
SD: You have three seconds before we go back on air.
Traek comes out pouting.
Traek: I don't- ^_^Welcome back folks. We were in the middle of the discussion with Garet, a Golden Sun character.
Garet: Hi!
Traek: So Garet, what is your greatest fear?
Garet: MY SISTER!!!! (starting to cry)
Traek: Calm down now, Garet.
Garet: *tear* Once....she took my teddy and...and...replaced it's head with a....a......BABOON'S BACKSIDE. WAAAHAAAAHAAAAHH!
Traek: I see, and that makes you very upset?
Garet: Yeah *sob*....and another time...she...she push a pillar and a (so upset you can't understand him) wahda ehh how thu ru.
Traek: I see, and how did that make you feal?
Garet: gow thgir fawwaw uuh uppa dee(crying)heeheeheeeheeeeee. WAAHHAAAAHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!
Traek: You must be very upset.
Garet: Gya Idwa furuu buttible.
Traek: I think you should try to calm down.
Garet: WAAAAHHAAAAAHHHAAAA!!
Traek: (Garet is still crying) Garet? Garet?! Calm down! C'mon Garet!! _ SUCK IT UP!!!! (Garet instantly stops crying)
Garet: -_- It was a very terrible time for me.
Traek: Next question! We know that you're from Vale, correct?
Garet: Yes.
Traek: Well, who in Vale do you most admire.
Garet: What's that mean.
Traek: Who do you look up to, or who do you have a crush on?
Garet: Well, my dad's pretty tall, and I usually don't crush people.
Traek: T_T
Garet: I think my mom's kinda tall too, but I don't do well in smashing her though.
Traek: T_T That's not what I meant.
Garet: What?
Traek: 0_0 (Lying) Oh! Look at the time! Shows over!
Garet: But I di-
Camera shuts off