Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: (pointing at Golden Sun characters) I OWN EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!
All GS Characters: 0_0
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Disclaimer: I mean, I don't own Golden Sun, Nintendo, or Camelot.
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2: Alex
Traek: Today we are going to interview Alex.
Alex: How's my hair?
Traek: o_o uh...
Alex: Should I get a perm?
Traek: What's a p-
Alex: You're right, I should get a perm.
Traek: ...After the show.
Alex: Oh fine.
Traek: So, what is your ad-
Alex: (repeating question that Traek didn't finish asking) What's my season? I think I'm a summerish fall.
Traek: Let me finish!
Alex: Okay.
Traek: What is your adept.
Alex: Water. Could you check my hair for split ends?
Traek: I don't even know what a spli-
Alex: O_O YOU SEE ONE?!!! OH!! I'M RUINED!!!
Traek: T_T Why is a man so worried about his hair?
Alex: O_O YOU SEE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Traek: T_T (threatening) You are going to die!
Alex: You're right. What color should I dye it?
Traek: -_-,
Alex: Purple?
Traek: (Sounding interested) Yeah...okay.
Alex: Good idea!
Traek: Next question! What is your deepest desire?
Alex: o_o To wake up one morning..... _ AND NOT HAVE MY HAIR A MESS!!!!
Traek: T_T Okay...
Alex: Yeah, that shampoo that keeps your hair down overnight is very expensive.
Traek: Oka-
Alex: I'm glad to be a water adept.
Traek: (Glad that Alex is not in the subject of his hair) Oh that's great! Let's talk about that! Why are you glad to be a water adept?
Alex: Douse makes it very easy to keep my hair straight.
Traek: -_-,
Alex: I really need a comb.
Traek: Next question! What is your hobby?
Alex: You know, I enjoy working on other's hair.
Traek: T_T Um, why?
Alex: ^_^ TO MAKE IT WORSE THEN MINE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!!
Alex: I really need a perm.
Traek: T_T That's nice.
Alex: Yeah it is. I've been begging my parents, but they say that I should just shut up about my hair.
Traek: T_T I don't blame em'
Alex: What do you mean?
Traek: _ I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY FOCUSED ON THE INTERVIEW INSTEAD OF YOUR UGLY HAIR!!!!!
Alex: Is it really that ugly?
Traek: _ YES!!!
Alex: That's exactly why I need a perm!
Traek: Shut up about the perm, you blockhead!
Alex: My head isn't really shaped like a block, is it?
Traek: -_- It's a figure of speech.
Alex: Oh good. A cubed head would totally ruin my hair structure.
Traek: _
Alex: ^_^ So what's the next question?
Traek: T_T Show's over.
Alex: Aw man!
Traek: T_T You're really upset are you.
Alex: If I cry my hair will get messed up.
Camera Turns off
Traek
Disclaimer: (pointing at Golden Sun characters) I OWN EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!
All GS Characters: 0_0
Lawyers walk in and handcuff Disclaimer
Disclaimer: I mean, I don't own Golden Sun, Nintendo, or Camelot.
Lawyers leave
2: Alex
Traek: Today we are going to interview Alex.
Alex: How's my hair?
Traek: o_o uh...
Alex: Should I get a perm?
Traek: What's a p-
Alex: You're right, I should get a perm.
Traek: ...After the show.
Alex: Oh fine.
Traek: So, what is your ad-
Alex: (repeating question that Traek didn't finish asking) What's my season? I think I'm a summerish fall.
Traek: Let me finish!
Alex: Okay.
Traek: What is your adept.
Alex: Water. Could you check my hair for split ends?
Traek: I don't even know what a spli-
Alex: O_O YOU SEE ONE?!!! OH!! I'M RUINED!!!
Traek: T_T Why is a man so worried about his hair?
Alex: O_O YOU SEE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Traek: T_T (threatening) You are going to die!
Alex: You're right. What color should I dye it?
Traek: -_-,
Alex: Purple?
Traek: (Sounding interested) Yeah...okay.
Alex: Good idea!
Traek: Next question! What is your deepest desire?
Alex: o_o To wake up one morning..... _ AND NOT HAVE MY HAIR A MESS!!!!
Traek: T_T Okay...
Alex: Yeah, that shampoo that keeps your hair down overnight is very expensive.
Traek: Oka-
Alex: I'm glad to be a water adept.
Traek: (Glad that Alex is not in the subject of his hair) Oh that's great! Let's talk about that! Why are you glad to be a water adept?
Alex: Douse makes it very easy to keep my hair straight.
Traek: -_-,
Alex: I really need a comb.
Traek: Next question! What is your hobby?
Alex: You know, I enjoy working on other's hair.
Traek: T_T Um, why?
Alex: ^_^ TO MAKE IT WORSE THEN MINE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!!
Alex: I really need a perm.
Traek: T_T That's nice.
Alex: Yeah it is. I've been begging my parents, but they say that I should just shut up about my hair.
Traek: T_T I don't blame em'
Alex: What do you mean?
Traek: _ I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY FOCUSED ON THE INTERVIEW INSTEAD OF YOUR UGLY HAIR!!!!!
Alex: Is it really that ugly?
Traek: _ YES!!!
Alex: That's exactly why I need a perm!
Traek: Shut up about the perm, you blockhead!
Alex: My head isn't really shaped like a block, is it?
Traek: -_- It's a figure of speech.
Alex: Oh good. A cubed head would totally ruin my hair structure.
Traek: _
Alex: ^_^ So what's the next question?
Traek: T_T Show's over.
Alex: Aw man!
Traek: T_T You're really upset are you.
Alex: If I cry my hair will get messed up.
Camera Turns off