Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is Harry Potter, and I do not own any movie that these ideas come from. This is simply just for fun.

AN: Sorry the last chapter was so short but I was under some pressure to get it all out to you. This chapter is longer and shows a bit more about our characters. For those who may have forgotten the character list, here it is again:

Harry Potter ~ The Popular Jock

Hermione Granger ~ The Pretty Ugly Girl

Ron Weasley ~ The Obsessed Best Friend

Draco Malfoy ~ The Cocky Blonde Guy

Lee Jordan ~ The Token Black Guy

George & Fred Weasley ~ The Voices of Reason

Ginny Weasley ~ The Invisible Friend

Angelina Johnson ~ Cheerleader Number One

Alicia Spinnet ~ Cheerleader Number Two

Katie Bell ~ Cheerleader Number Three

Seamus Finnegan ~ The Desperate Virgin

Dean Thomas ~ The Wannabe

Neville Longbottom ~ The Sensitive Guy

Dumbledore ~ The Really Old Perverted Guy

Fleur Delacour ~ The Foreign Exchange Student

Crabbe & Goyle ~ The Equally Stupid Guys

Cho Chang ~ The Perfect Girl

Oliver Wood ~ The Beautiful Weirdo

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Chapter 3 ~ The Confrontation

Hermione sighed as she held onto her books. Things never seemed so bad when she gripped tightly to her favorite stories and textbooks. Especially the constant taunting form Harry and his gang of goons. Who exactly did he think he was anyway? With a shake of her head she opened up her bag and slide a few of her books inside.

" Here's…..Ron!" Ron jumped out from behind a group of giggling girls and flashed Hermione a nerdy toothy grin.

" Hey Ron, how was your weekend ? " Hermione glanced at him for only a second and continued to fumble around with her bag.

" Well I spent a lot of time going over some of my homework and then spent countless hours outside your dormitory door screaming your name in a fit of love and devotion and then I…."

" Oh that's real nice Ron. Well I'll see ya in Muggle Studies. " Without any recognition to his words she turned quickly and headed off down the hall.

Ron stared after her, a dazed look plastered across his face. " I was so close…damn " With a slight frown Ron turned as well and followed after Hermione.

Hermione barely noticed Ron at her heels as she weaved throughout the crowd of students towards her Muggle Studies classroom.

"Excuse me Ms. Granger, but Professor Dumbledore would like to see you in his office." Hermione halted in her steps and smiled up at her favorite Professor.

" Of course Professor McGonagall, I'll head there straight away." Hermione adjusted her bag and turned down the corridor towards Dumbledore's office.

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" Did you see what Lavander Brown was wearing today?" Seamus let out a groan and slapped his friend Dean across the back.

" I bet she'd make a hell of a shag. " Dean in turn slapped Neville on the back who let out a yelp.

" You guys are so insensitive. Girls aren't these toys that we pick up and play with. They need to be nurtured, loved and…dear lord take a look at Parvati." Neville felt his eyes bulge out of his skull as Parvati walked be in a very low cut blouse.

Quickly they followed behind her and peaked into the girls dormitory. For the love of Merlin! There were about a dozen girls completely topless having a giant pillow fight. Their mouths dropped open in unison and each gasped. Unfortunately the door closed and Seamus whined in disappointment.

" It is a hormonal fantasy in there. Can you image what they're doing…to each other. " Seamus pushed back from the door and shook his head. " I mean they must do things like that all the time. Its our mission to get in there and see it all first hand. "

" Oh yeah Seamus, and how are we going to do that?" Neville pushed his hands into his pockets.

Seamus thought for a momen. He had to satisfy his quench for the beautiful voluptuous female! And then a brilliant idea popped into his head. An utterly brilliant idea. " I have a plan my friends, a great grand and wonderful plan…."

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"It's perfectly fine with me Fleur if you want to keep your culture alive. I indeed fine that a wonderful thing, and we here at Hogwarts do insist that your move here be a as comfortable as possible." Dumbledore licked his bottom lip as he stared intently at Fleur Delacour.

" Dat is very nice ovf you Dumbliedorie.." Fleur flashed a huge smile and flicked her hair over her shoulder.

" Of course Fleur. Hogwarts is known for making transitions very easy." He winked at her again and rubbed his beard between his fingers.

" I'm very 'appy and can't vait for boys to svend all attention on me." Nodding furiously Fleur reached for her bag on the floor.

A knock on the door caused Dumbledore to break his stare from Fleur and rise from his seat. Moving swiftly across the room he opened his door and smiled as Hermione stepped inside.

"Thank you for arriving so quickly Hermione. I have a small job for you this morning. " Dumbledore ushered her over to Fleur and Hermione did a quick double take. " Hermione this is Fleur she stayed her at Hogwarts for our tournament not to long ago. It would be a great help if you could just give her a tour of the school."

Hermione felt her face turn a slight shade of red and she held out her hand. " Nice to meet you Fleur."

" T'ank you 'Ermione." Slinging her clear backpack over her shoulder Hermione took a breath.

"Um, I like your backpack." With a half smile to Dumbeldore, Hermione lead Fleur out of the office .

Dumbledore sighed and sat back in his chair. Fleur seemed like a very nice girl. She would do well with her studies as well as other things. After all there weren't any girls at Hogwarts who's culture required them to walk around naked.

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Ron sat down next to Hermione and reached for a piece of fried chicken. He watched her as she slowly ate a banana and his stomach began to quiver. Oh if only I could be that banana! Of course it was only as matter of time before she realized how much she loved him. She was just suppressing her inner feelings. But he had something that could change that entirely. His homework for muggle studies was just what he needed to win Hermiones heart forever.

" Hey Hermione." He breathed out slowly and tried to remain calm.

" Hey Ron."

"Hermione, could I read you my poem that I wrote for muggle studies homework." His heart began to beat faster and almost burst from his chest as she nodded. "O...o…ok." Clearing his throat he removed a crumbled piece of parchment from his pocket.

" The Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Hermione, by Ron Weasley. " Ron took another breath and began. " I love Hermione more then words can say, I think about her every day, I only wish to be her guy…and here are the top ten reasons why. I love the way Hermione walks, I love it when Hermione talks. I love it when she reads, I love it when she feeds…her cat. I love it when she says hi and I love it when she says, See ya in Muggle Studies. " A tear ran down his cheek and he tried to calm himself down by taking a quick breath. " I love it when she combs her hair and when she…I love her when she…" It all became to much and he broke out into a fit of hysterics.

Hermione sighed, bit into her chicken, and turned her attention to a noise next to her. Harry Potter was sitting next to her with a smug expression on his face.

" Hey Hermione." He smirked causing a few girls around them to sigh. Ron frowned and shoved his poem back into his pocket.

" Hey Harry. " Hermione furrowed her brow and continued to eat her chicken.

" Hermione, how would you like to be the most popular girl in school?" Harry leaned his hand on the table and propped his chin upon it.

" You mean unintelligent, superficial, a bitch, a whore, someone who lacks any serious long term goals? "

" Yes exactly. " Harry grinned and Hermione rolled her eyes. Leaving her half eaten chicken on the plate Hermione stood from the table and left the Great Hall. Harry let out a deep breath and shook his head. This could possibly a lot harder then he imagined.

" Hey Harry, I'd like to be popular. I really would. " Ginny Weasley ran around the table towards Harry. " Harry, did you hear me. I'd like to be popular. Why don't you talk to me? "

Harry stared quizzically at the ceiling and began walking towards the door. Without even noticing he pushed Ginny onto the floor and strode by her. No one even noticed her lying there.

" Oi, Ginny are you alright?" George ran towards his sister and helped her to her feet. " I can't believe Harry did that. "

"Me either…" Ginny brushed off her skirt. " It wasn't supposed to be like this…"

George arched his eyebrow and decided to try and level with her. " Ginny you need to know something. Everyone in school has been changed into wild teen movie characters. Everything is out of control."

Ginny just flashed him a very bored expression and left the Great Hall in hopes to be noticed by someone other then her brother. George on the other hand cursed to himself. He really did hope things were going a lot easier for his brother Fred.

" Excusè me…" A voice tang behind him. " Can you 'elp mè ?" George turned around and felt his tongue roll from his lips.

"Finally! The Naked Foreign Exchange Girl!"

Stay Tuned for more Hermione and Harry action as well as a little pep from our trio of chasers. We will also find out exactly what Seamus' plan was, and if it really was as genius as he thought.