Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: Golden Sun is what I want to own, but I do not! *tear*
3: Isaac
Traek: Welcome to our show! Today's interview is with Isaac. Good evening Isaac.
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Okay. So Isaac what is your adept?
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Isaac...what is your adept?
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Can you speak?
Isaac: (Shake head no)
Traek: Why not?
Isaac: (Shrug shoulders)
Traek: Might it be because you can't speak in the first Golden Sun game?
Isaac: (Think for a moment, then nod head yes)
Traek: ...But you speak in the second game.
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Traek: So we have to wait twelve hours, because that's how long the first game is?
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Treak: Are we gonna have to do this with Felix?
Isaac: (Shake head no)
Traek: Is it because he can talk in the first game?
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Traek: So let's wait for twelve hours to be up.
They wait twelve hours then suddenly...
Isaac: ^_^ YES I CAN SPEAK!!!
Traek: Good!
Isaac: So, what was your question?
Traek: We have to start the show over again.
Isaac: Okay
Traek: Welcome to our show! Today's interview is with Isaac.
Isaac: 0_0 WHAT!!! _ Oh...oh yeah...
Traek: Good evening Isaac.
Isaac: _ Good evening
Traek: Well...actually I should say...good night because...well we had to...well... _ WAIT TWELVE HOURS FOR YOU TO TALK!!!!
Isaac: _ Sorry...
Traek: That's okay Isaac, the audience and I forgive you...right audience?
Audience: cricket cricket cricket...
Isaac: Everyone hates me now! *tear*
Traek: Well I guess they're just mad that they had to stay in the studio for _ TWELVE HOURS, but I'm sure that in a while they'll feel different, right audience?
Audience: cricket cricket *cough* cricket.
Isaac: I knew it...everyone hates me. I'll live on the streets and become a hobo.
Traek: No! Don't do that! You're the only decent person so far to answer my questions!
Isaac: You guys don't want me around.
Traek: Just stay for the show.
Isaac: *tear* okay.
Traek: Cool! So Isaac, what adept are you?
Isaac: Hobo...
Traek: T_T This is gonna be a long night.
Isaac: Hobo...
Traek: You're an earth adept, am I right?
Isaac: Hobo?...
Traek: No...earth...
Isaac: I enjoy being a hobo...I mean an earth adept.
Traek: That's good! Why?
Isaac: Because I can use the dirt to hobo...I mean make my face all dirty to look like a hobo.
Traek: (slapping himself in the forehead) Next question! ...oh never mind...after this break.
The camera shut's off. Commercial break!!! Channel is changed to a channel where you see a llama tap dancing.
Llama: ^_^ (singing) Llamas are lame, llamas are lame. Cause they are all the same! Yeah
Channel is changed back to the interview.
Traek: ^_^ Welcome back folks. I think I have finally cheered up Isaac. So let's bring him in.
In comes a guy in Isaac's clothes smiling really wide.
SD: ^_^ I'm Isaac.
Audience Member: Hey! That's a girl!!
SD: _ WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK I'M A GIRL!?!!!
Traek: That's really nasty!
SD: I know!
Traek: So Isaac, what makes you the most happy? *wink, wink*
SD: Yes...
Traek: What?
SD: You said the double wink means yes.
Traek: What was no?
SD: Slapping yourself on the forehead.
Traek: (slap himself on the forehead)
SD: No...
Traek: _GRRR!
SD: I have a very crappy wife.
Traek: What?
SD: You said that if you growl I say 'I have a very crappy wife'.
Traek: (slap himself on forehead)
SD: No...
Traek: I said you say 'I live a very happy life'.
SD: Oh.
Traek: ...But I growled because I was angry at you.
SD: Ohhhh...
Traek: Yeeaaahhh...
SD: But times up for this show!
Traek: No Wait
Camera shuts off
Traek
Disclaimer: Golden Sun is what I want to own, but I do not! *tear*
3: Isaac
Traek: Welcome to our show! Today's interview is with Isaac. Good evening Isaac.
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Okay. So Isaac what is your adept?
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Isaac...what is your adept?
Isaac: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Traek: Can you speak?
Isaac: (Shake head no)
Traek: Why not?
Isaac: (Shrug shoulders)
Traek: Might it be because you can't speak in the first Golden Sun game?
Isaac: (Think for a moment, then nod head yes)
Traek: ...But you speak in the second game.
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Traek: So we have to wait twelve hours, because that's how long the first game is?
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Treak: Are we gonna have to do this with Felix?
Isaac: (Shake head no)
Traek: Is it because he can talk in the first game?
Isaac: (nod head yes)
Traek: So let's wait for twelve hours to be up.
They wait twelve hours then suddenly...
Isaac: ^_^ YES I CAN SPEAK!!!
Traek: Good!
Isaac: So, what was your question?
Traek: We have to start the show over again.
Isaac: Okay
Traek: Welcome to our show! Today's interview is with Isaac.
Isaac: 0_0 WHAT!!! _ Oh...oh yeah...
Traek: Good evening Isaac.
Isaac: _ Good evening
Traek: Well...actually I should say...good night because...well we had to...well... _ WAIT TWELVE HOURS FOR YOU TO TALK!!!!
Isaac: _ Sorry...
Traek: That's okay Isaac, the audience and I forgive you...right audience?
Audience: cricket cricket cricket...
Isaac: Everyone hates me now! *tear*
Traek: Well I guess they're just mad that they had to stay in the studio for _ TWELVE HOURS, but I'm sure that in a while they'll feel different, right audience?
Audience: cricket cricket *cough* cricket.
Isaac: I knew it...everyone hates me. I'll live on the streets and become a hobo.
Traek: No! Don't do that! You're the only decent person so far to answer my questions!
Isaac: You guys don't want me around.
Traek: Just stay for the show.
Isaac: *tear* okay.
Traek: Cool! So Isaac, what adept are you?
Isaac: Hobo...
Traek: T_T This is gonna be a long night.
Isaac: Hobo...
Traek: You're an earth adept, am I right?
Isaac: Hobo?...
Traek: No...earth...
Isaac: I enjoy being a hobo...I mean an earth adept.
Traek: That's good! Why?
Isaac: Because I can use the dirt to hobo...I mean make my face all dirty to look like a hobo.
Traek: (slapping himself in the forehead) Next question! ...oh never mind...after this break.
The camera shut's off. Commercial break!!! Channel is changed to a channel where you see a llama tap dancing.
Llama: ^_^ (singing) Llamas are lame, llamas are lame. Cause they are all the same! Yeah
Channel is changed back to the interview.
Traek: ^_^ Welcome back folks. I think I have finally cheered up Isaac. So let's bring him in.
In comes a guy in Isaac's clothes smiling really wide.
SD: ^_^ I'm Isaac.
Audience Member: Hey! That's a girl!!
SD: _ WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK I'M A GIRL!?!!!
Traek: That's really nasty!
SD: I know!
Traek: So Isaac, what makes you the most happy? *wink, wink*
SD: Yes...
Traek: What?
SD: You said the double wink means yes.
Traek: What was no?
SD: Slapping yourself on the forehead.
Traek: (slap himself on the forehead)
SD: No...
Traek: _GRRR!
SD: I have a very crappy wife.
Traek: What?
SD: You said that if you growl I say 'I have a very crappy wife'.
Traek: (slap himself on forehead)
SD: No...
Traek: I said you say 'I live a very happy life'.
SD: Oh.
Traek: ...But I growled because I was angry at you.
SD: Ohhhh...
Traek: Yeeaaahhh...
SD: But times up for this show!
Traek: No Wait
Camera shuts off