I had this weird idea. Please don't hate me. Flames welcome.

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From his garage, it's totally Kyle!!!

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'Uh, like, this one time, at night, it was really . . . dark. So, like, I went to, like, turn on the light. So . . . I did. And then . . . nothing happened. And I was all . . . confused . . . cos it was still dark.

'And then, like, my mom came, and she was, "Kyle, what are you doing?"

And I was all, "Dude, the light bulb's bust."

And she was all, "Kyle, you're in the garden."

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That was totally Kyle!

'Totally!'