Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: When Golden Sun boss is retired I will be hired, I wish. Okay, I'll make it boring...I don't own Golden Sun, Nintendo, or Camelot.
4: Saturos
Traek: Today we will have a bleep machine because Saturos is very polite *cough* to me and *ehem* the audience members.
Saturos: What *beep* *beep* questions do you *beep* have for *beep* me.
Traek: T_T You do know that you just insulted yourself.
Saturos: I *beep* don't *beep* care.
Traek: T_T Okay...what is your adept?
Saturos: *beep* fire.
Traek: T_T You know that you're the only person so far that answered that correctly right after I asked it? That is really sad.
Saturos: *beep*
Traek: O_O Next question! Do you consider yourself a good person? *cough*
Saturos: *beep* yes. I *beep* do consider myself a *beep* *beep* good *beep* person.
Traek: (cracking up)
Saturos: I am *beep* very *beep* nice to my *beep* friends, especially when I'm *beep* good to them.
Traek: T_T You are a sick little man...
Saturos: _ WHO ARE *beep* YOU *beep* CALLIN' *beep* SICK, YOU *beep*!!!!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: I live a very happy life.
Saturos: Where the *beep* did *beep* you come *beep* from?
SD: I dunno.
Saturos: *beep*
Traek: Stunt double, I'm having an interview here.
SD: Sorry
SD leaves.
Traek: Next question! Explain to me what you enjoy about being a fire adept?
Saturos: Well *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* * beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.
Traek: I see, and that makes you feel good?
Saturos: *beep*.
Traek: T_T Okay...put this word into a sentence: beep.
Saturos: Well *beep* with *beep* it, that's *beep* hard.
Traek: Good job.
Saturos: I *beep*.
Traek: 0_0 In your pants?
Saturos: How the *beep* am I *beep* gonna get this *beep* *beep* out of my *beep* pants?
Traek: That is nasty!
Saturos: It's all *beep* gushy and *beep* brown.
Traek: Well let's go to a commercial break while you get the poop out of your pants.
Off air
Traek: This is so nasty.
Saturos: Take *beep* me to the *beep* bathroom right *beep* now. Hey! Why the *beep* is the *beep* bleep machine still *beep* working. We're *beep* off air.
Traek: Sorry...that was me.
Saturos: _ *beep* YOU *beep* TRAEK!!!!
Traek: Stop it!
Camera Man: Five seconds
Saturos: But I *beep* didn't get the *beep* *beep* out of my pants!!!
Camera Man: Action!
Saturos: NNOOO!!!! *beep*
Traek: ^_^ Welcome back.
Saturos: This is so *beep* uncomfortable
Traek: Quiet! We were in the middle of our interview with Saturos, that needs a little more time. Go ahead Saturos.
Saturos leaves and comes back after thirty minutes.
Saturos: *beep* toilet!
Traek: Shows over!
Saturos: *beep*
Camera Shuts off
Traek
Disclaimer: When Golden Sun boss is retired I will be hired, I wish. Okay, I'll make it boring...I don't own Golden Sun, Nintendo, or Camelot.
4: Saturos
Traek: Today we will have a bleep machine because Saturos is very polite *cough* to me and *ehem* the audience members.
Saturos: What *beep* *beep* questions do you *beep* have for *beep* me.
Traek: T_T You do know that you just insulted yourself.
Saturos: I *beep* don't *beep* care.
Traek: T_T Okay...what is your adept?
Saturos: *beep* fire.
Traek: T_T You know that you're the only person so far that answered that correctly right after I asked it? That is really sad.
Saturos: *beep*
Traek: O_O Next question! Do you consider yourself a good person? *cough*
Saturos: *beep* yes. I *beep* do consider myself a *beep* *beep* good *beep* person.
Traek: (cracking up)
Saturos: I am *beep* very *beep* nice to my *beep* friends, especially when I'm *beep* good to them.
Traek: T_T You are a sick little man...
Saturos: _ WHO ARE *beep* YOU *beep* CALLIN' *beep* SICK, YOU *beep*!!!!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: I live a very happy life.
Saturos: Where the *beep* did *beep* you come *beep* from?
SD: I dunno.
Saturos: *beep*
Traek: Stunt double, I'm having an interview here.
SD: Sorry
SD leaves.
Traek: Next question! Explain to me what you enjoy about being a fire adept?
Saturos: Well *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* * beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.
Traek: I see, and that makes you feel good?
Saturos: *beep*.
Traek: T_T Okay...put this word into a sentence: beep.
Saturos: Well *beep* with *beep* it, that's *beep* hard.
Traek: Good job.
Saturos: I *beep*.
Traek: 0_0 In your pants?
Saturos: How the *beep* am I *beep* gonna get this *beep* *beep* out of my *beep* pants?
Traek: That is nasty!
Saturos: It's all *beep* gushy and *beep* brown.
Traek: Well let's go to a commercial break while you get the poop out of your pants.
Off air
Traek: This is so nasty.
Saturos: Take *beep* me to the *beep* bathroom right *beep* now. Hey! Why the *beep* is the *beep* bleep machine still *beep* working. We're *beep* off air.
Traek: Sorry...that was me.
Saturos: _ *beep* YOU *beep* TRAEK!!!!
Traek: Stop it!
Camera Man: Five seconds
Saturos: But I *beep* didn't get the *beep* *beep* out of my pants!!!
Camera Man: Action!
Saturos: NNOOO!!!! *beep*
Traek: ^_^ Welcome back.
Saturos: This is so *beep* uncomfortable
Traek: Quiet! We were in the middle of our interview with Saturos, that needs a little more time. Go ahead Saturos.
Saturos leaves and comes back after thirty minutes.
Saturos: *beep* toilet!
Traek: Shows over!
Saturos: *beep*
Camera Shuts off