Lee's POV
Uh. My head. A round of applause for Jin! Here's a joke.Why did Heihachi wear a thong? (WHY?)
(This better be good!)
(.Yeah.WHY DO I WEAR A THONG???) Heh.uh.dad? Um, because he was..whispers.constipated?
Heihachi's POV
Punches Lee in the stomach and takes the mic
I'll tell you why.because all the ladies love it! (I think I'm gonna barf!)
(Oh GOD no!) My name is Heihachi I don't dress in Versace Gucci, Guess, or Prada My booty's covered in NADA! Been the king of Iron Fist since I can remember I dressed up like Santa Claus last December I'm older than 70, but I can still kick your butt, Eat you and then add on to my beer gut! If you thought that this was a lame rhyme, Heh heh, just wait till next time! Rock On!
(Silence.)
(I AM gonna barf!)
Uh. My head. A round of applause for Jin! Here's a joke.Why did Heihachi wear a thong? (WHY?)
(This better be good!)
(.Yeah.WHY DO I WEAR A THONG???) Heh.uh.dad? Um, because he was..whispers.constipated?
Heihachi's POV
Punches Lee in the stomach and takes the mic
I'll tell you why.because all the ladies love it! (I think I'm gonna barf!)
(Oh GOD no!) My name is Heihachi I don't dress in Versace Gucci, Guess, or Prada My booty's covered in NADA! Been the king of Iron Fist since I can remember I dressed up like Santa Claus last December I'm older than 70, but I can still kick your butt, Eat you and then add on to my beer gut! If you thought that this was a lame rhyme, Heh heh, just wait till next time! Rock On!
(Silence.)
(I AM gonna barf!)