Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: I'm running out of ideas to make this funny, so I'll just say I do not own Golden Sun.
5: Jenna
Traek: ^_^ Welcome to our show everyone! Today we will interview Jenna. Good morning Jenna.
Jenna: T_T It's not the morning.
Traek: HEY! YOU STOLE MY FACE EXPRESSION!!!
Jenna: T_T So?
Traek: (scared) Uh....um.....well...you can....uh...use my....uh....expression if you ....um....well.....really want....um....to.
Jenna: ^_^ Thank you.
Traek: (sweating and smiling with relief) Y-you're welcome.
Jenna: ^_^ So what's the fist question.
Traek: Um...let me see (flipping through the question cards) what is your adept?
Jenna: T_T What do you mean by that?
Traek: Um...
Jenna: _ You wanna fight?
Traek: _ (scared) er...uh....
Jenna: Right here, boy! C'mon right now!
Traek: 0_0 NO!
Jenna: You scared to fight?
Traek: Um...well...
Jenna: _ I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!!!
Traek: _ ...um...uh...
Jenna: _ AAAHHHH!!!!
Traek: _ N-now calm d-down J-jenna.
Jenna: ^_^ Okay.
Traek: _ (relieved)
Jenna: ^_^ So what was that question again?
Traek: Um....what is your adept?
Jenna: Uh...fire...I think...
Traek: Well, you think right!
Jenna: Oh...so I only think right, now.
Traek: -_- Not again...
Jenna: It just so happens that I'm not as stupid as I look.
Traek: T_T Sure...
Jenna: _ I AM NOT WEIRD TO ANYONE!!!
Traek: 0_0
Jenna: _ GRRR!!!
SD: I live a very happy life.
Jenna: o.o Who are you?
SD: I'm a stunt double!
Jenna: (to Traek) Get her away from me!
SD: _ I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
Traek: _ SHUT UP!!!
Jenna: _ TAKE HER AWAY!!! ...or I mean...uh...him...whatever!
Traek pulls the stunt double away.
Jenna: Thank you
Traek: Next question! Are you the kind of person to lose their temper? Hey! Who wrote these cards!!
Jenna: Well I don't lose my temper that often, but occasionally I may get a bit out of control.
Traek: A bit?
Jenna: Huh? What did you?
Traek: T_T I didn't say anything.
Jenna: I heard you! You said something!
Traek: I don't know what you're talking about!
Jenna: You said something!!
Traek: Next question! (staring at the cards) 0_0 Who wrote these cards!!!
Jenna: Why? What's the next question?
Traek: It says here 'What is your dream girl?'.
Jenna: That's nasty!
Traek: I know! This is so stupid!!
Jenna: Let's end the show!
Traek: Okay!
Jenna: See ya!
Traek: Bye!
Camera shuts off
Traek
Disclaimer: I'm running out of ideas to make this funny, so I'll just say I do not own Golden Sun.
5: Jenna
Traek: ^_^ Welcome to our show everyone! Today we will interview Jenna. Good morning Jenna.
Jenna: T_T It's not the morning.
Traek: HEY! YOU STOLE MY FACE EXPRESSION!!!
Jenna: T_T So?
Traek: (scared) Uh....um.....well...you can....uh...use my....uh....expression if you ....um....well.....really want....um....to.
Jenna: ^_^ Thank you.
Traek: (sweating and smiling with relief) Y-you're welcome.
Jenna: ^_^ So what's the fist question.
Traek: Um...let me see (flipping through the question cards) what is your adept?
Jenna: T_T What do you mean by that?
Traek: Um...
Jenna: _ You wanna fight?
Traek: _ (scared) er...uh....
Jenna: Right here, boy! C'mon right now!
Traek: 0_0 NO!
Jenna: You scared to fight?
Traek: Um...well...
Jenna: _ I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!!!
Traek: _ ...um...uh...
Jenna: _ AAAHHHH!!!!
Traek: _ N-now calm d-down J-jenna.
Jenna: ^_^ Okay.
Traek: _ (relieved)
Jenna: ^_^ So what was that question again?
Traek: Um....what is your adept?
Jenna: Uh...fire...I think...
Traek: Well, you think right!
Jenna: Oh...so I only think right, now.
Traek: -_- Not again...
Jenna: It just so happens that I'm not as stupid as I look.
Traek: T_T Sure...
Jenna: _ I AM NOT WEIRD TO ANYONE!!!
Traek: 0_0
Jenna: _ GRRR!!!
SD: I live a very happy life.
Jenna: o.o Who are you?
SD: I'm a stunt double!
Jenna: (to Traek) Get her away from me!
SD: _ I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
Traek: _ SHUT UP!!!
Jenna: _ TAKE HER AWAY!!! ...or I mean...uh...him...whatever!
Traek pulls the stunt double away.
Jenna: Thank you
Traek: Next question! Are you the kind of person to lose their temper? Hey! Who wrote these cards!!
Jenna: Well I don't lose my temper that often, but occasionally I may get a bit out of control.
Traek: A bit?
Jenna: Huh? What did you?
Traek: T_T I didn't say anything.
Jenna: I heard you! You said something!
Traek: I don't know what you're talking about!
Jenna: You said something!!
Traek: Next question! (staring at the cards) 0_0 Who wrote these cards!!!
Jenna: Why? What's the next question?
Traek: It says here 'What is your dream girl?'.
Jenna: That's nasty!
Traek: I know! This is so stupid!!
Jenna: Let's end the show!
Traek: Okay!
Jenna: See ya!
Traek: Bye!
Camera shuts off