Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: How come I'm played by no one? Uh...I mean I do not own Golden Sun, Camelot, or Nintendo.
7: Ivan
Traek: Welcome! Today we will interview Ivan!
Audience: YEAAHHHH!!!!
Ivan: I am very pleased to be here with all of you, tonight.
Traek: Uh...yeah...Ivan why does everyone seem to like you?
Ivan: I do not know oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: ...
Audience: WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
A female audience member walks down onto the stage.
Traek: Hey! Whatta you do-
Audience Member: (bending down because Ivan is so short) Will you sign my hand, Ivan?
Ivan: ^_^ I would be happy to.
Traek: (mocking Ivan) I would be happy to.
Audience Member: Oh my gosh! IVAN SIGNED MY HAND!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Traek: So?
Audience Member: Traek, you are so rude.
Traek: Where are my fans? There has to be some in the audience. ^_^ CHEER IF YOU'RE MY FAN!!!
Traek's Mom: WOOOHOOOOO!!!
Traek: Just as I thought. No one likes me.
Ivan: Maybe it is because you are so rude, but I regret what I say.
Traek: That's good.
Ivan: So, may I ask, what oh my dear friend Traek, is the very first wonderful question?
Traek: (mocking Ivan) The very first wonderful question is: what is your adept oh my dear friend Ivan?
Ivan: May I answer that please?
Traek: T_T That's why I asked it.
Ivan: I'm sorry. My answer to that wonderful question would be wind. In other words I am a Jupiter adept which makes me oh so very special.
Traek: T_T Why are so polite?
Ivan: Politeness makes others oh so joyful oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: T_T Will you stop calling me your dear friend Traek.
Ivan: Yes oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: _ GRRR!!! No wait!! I DIDN'T GROWL!!!
SD: ^_^ I heard a growl! I live a very happy life.
Ivan: ^_^ I'm sure you oh so very well do. What is your name?
SD: I'm Stunt Double.
Ivan: ^_^ Well young lady-
SD: _ I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Ivan: O_O,
SD: (gritted teeth and breathing heavily)
Traek: _ GO AWAY YOU PITIFUL JOBLESS FOOL!!!
SD: T_T But I thought...this was...my job.
Traek: 0_0 Oh yeah...
SD: So can I take over?
Traek: T_T Be my guest.
SD: O_O YES!! I HAVE A DREAM!!
Traek: T_T Yeah okay...C ya
SD: I get to ask you any question I want!
Ivan: ^_^ I'm oh so delighted to know what you would like to know about me sir, please.
SD: Hee hee hee...
Ivan: ^_^ Could you please ask the first question?
SD: Let me put on my headphones first. 0^_^0
Ivan: May I please wear some headphones.
SD: Sure...
Ivan: 0^_^0 Yay!
SD: 0O_O0 What?
Ivan: What?
SD: Why do you enjoy being a wind adept.
Ivan: 0o_o0 What?
SD: 0o_o0 What?
Ivan: What?
SD: What?
Camera shuts off
Traek
Disclaimer: How come I'm played by no one? Uh...I mean I do not own Golden Sun, Camelot, or Nintendo.
7: Ivan
Traek: Welcome! Today we will interview Ivan!
Audience: YEAAHHHH!!!!
Ivan: I am very pleased to be here with all of you, tonight.
Traek: Uh...yeah...Ivan why does everyone seem to like you?
Ivan: I do not know oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: ...
Audience: WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
A female audience member walks down onto the stage.
Traek: Hey! Whatta you do-
Audience Member: (bending down because Ivan is so short) Will you sign my hand, Ivan?
Ivan: ^_^ I would be happy to.
Traek: (mocking Ivan) I would be happy to.
Audience Member: Oh my gosh! IVAN SIGNED MY HAND!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Traek: So?
Audience Member: Traek, you are so rude.
Traek: Where are my fans? There has to be some in the audience. ^_^ CHEER IF YOU'RE MY FAN!!!
Traek's Mom: WOOOHOOOOO!!!
Traek: Just as I thought. No one likes me.
Ivan: Maybe it is because you are so rude, but I regret what I say.
Traek: That's good.
Ivan: So, may I ask, what oh my dear friend Traek, is the very first wonderful question?
Traek: (mocking Ivan) The very first wonderful question is: what is your adept oh my dear friend Ivan?
Ivan: May I answer that please?
Traek: T_T That's why I asked it.
Ivan: I'm sorry. My answer to that wonderful question would be wind. In other words I am a Jupiter adept which makes me oh so very special.
Traek: T_T Why are so polite?
Ivan: Politeness makes others oh so joyful oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: T_T Will you stop calling me your dear friend Traek.
Ivan: Yes oh my dear friend Traek.
Traek: _ GRRR!!! No wait!! I DIDN'T GROWL!!!
SD: ^_^ I heard a growl! I live a very happy life.
Ivan: ^_^ I'm sure you oh so very well do. What is your name?
SD: I'm Stunt Double.
Ivan: ^_^ Well young lady-
SD: _ I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Ivan: O_O,
SD: (gritted teeth and breathing heavily)
Traek: _ GO AWAY YOU PITIFUL JOBLESS FOOL!!!
SD: T_T But I thought...this was...my job.
Traek: 0_0 Oh yeah...
SD: So can I take over?
Traek: T_T Be my guest.
SD: O_O YES!! I HAVE A DREAM!!
Traek: T_T Yeah okay...C ya
SD: I get to ask you any question I want!
Ivan: ^_^ I'm oh so delighted to know what you would like to know about me sir, please.
SD: Hee hee hee...
Ivan: ^_^ Could you please ask the first question?
SD: Let me put on my headphones first. 0^_^0
Ivan: May I please wear some headphones.
SD: Sure...
Ivan: 0^_^0 Yay!
SD: 0O_O0 What?
Ivan: What?
SD: Why do you enjoy being a wind adept.
Ivan: 0o_o0 What?
SD: 0o_o0 What?
Ivan: What?
SD: What?
Camera shuts off