Interviewing Golden Sun

Traek

Disclaimer: I QUIT!!! IF I CAN'T HAVE A BETTER NAME THAN DISCLAIMER THEN-uh...oh forget it...I do not own Golden Sun.

8: Felix

Felix appears on the stage.

Felix: Where am I?

Traek: Uh...who are you?

Felix: I'm Felix.

Traek: (Thinking) Felix...Felix...O_O Oh yeah! Felix! How could I forget you.

Felix: ...But...where am I?

Traek: You don't know?

Felix: _ WHERE AM I!!?

Traek: O_O Uh...you're on the new interviewing show! Interviewing Golden Sun!

Felix: Well...what am I doing here!? Interview a golden sun all you want!

Traek: No! Golden Sun as in the game!

Felix: What are you talking about?

Traek: Golden Sun is a game that you appear on!

Felix: What kind of a game!?

Traek: A video game!

Felix: What the heck is a video game!?

Traek: 0_0 You're not Felix!

Felix: Yes I am!

Traek: ...But your hair's red!

Felix: So? My hair's always been red!

Traek: Not in the game!

Felix: What game!?

Traek: -_-+ Golden Sun.

Felix: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Traek: (calling to the backstage) ARE YOU SURE WE GOT THE RIGHT FELIX!!?

Backstage person: Oops!

Traek: Um...you're gonna have to leave.

Felix: ...But why?

Traek: You're not the Felix we were looking for.

Felix: Oh...

Felix leaves.

Traek: NOW FIND THE RIGHT FELIX!!!

The real Felix comes in after 11 hours and 59 minutes.

The real Felix (from here on out will be known as just Felix): Phew! I was looking all over for the studio!

Traek: Glad you found it.

Felix: Yeah. So, what's the first question?

Traek: What is your adept?

Felix: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Traek: Felix? What's your adept?

Felix: (trying to open his mouth) _ ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Traek: OH NO!! (look at his watch) It's been twelve hours! He can't talk now, because it started the second game!

Felix: *sob*

Traek: T_T Great... Now do we have to wait 40 hours for you to talk?

Felix: (nod head yes)

Traek: Okay audience get ready for 2 1/3 days, because we have to wait 'til he can talk again.

Audience: *sob*

2 1/3 days later.

Audience: *sob*

Felix: O_O YES I CAN SPEAK!!!

Audience: ^_^ YAAAAAAYY!!!!

Traek: z_z Huh? What? O_O Oh! Yay! You can speak!

Felix: My adept is earth!

Traek: Next question! Why did you decide to go along with Saturos and Menardi?

Felix: I dunno! I guess it's because I hate Jenna, and I wanted to just go against her, because she's a stupid, pathetic, old freak, who where bunny pajamas to bed-

Jenna: 0_0 NO! It's not what you think!

Felix: _ YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR INTERVIEW!!!

Traek: I'd hate to break up this sibling rivalry and get involved with their personal lives, but...^_^ I'D LOVE TO BREAK UP THIS SIBLING RIVALRY AND GET INVOLVED WITH THEIR PERSONAL LIVES!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Traek forces Jenna away.

Felix: Too bad I get stuck with her in the second game.

Traek: Yeah okay, but shows over. Actually, it's been over about 3 days ago.

Camera shuts off.