Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: _ WHERE'S MY LAWYER!!? GRRR!!! I DO NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN!!!
Chapter 11: Hsu
Author's Note: Thanx to SugarIsGoodForThySoul, I remembered him!
Traek: Welcome to Interviewing Golden Sun! Today is an interview with Hsu!
Audience: Huh? Who's Hsu?
Traek: You remember! The guy trapped under the boulder!
Audience Member: Don't ring any bells!
Traek: Just watch!
Hsu: O_O Where's the boulder!?
Traek: What boulder?
Hsu: O_O AAAHHHH!!!! A BOULDER!!!
Traek: Okay...Hsu?
Hsu: O_O I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Traek: What is your adept?
Hsu: BOULDER!!? WHERE!!?
Traek: I didn't say boulder...wait! Hsu isn't an adept!
Hsu: (calming down) What's your friend's uncle's name!?
Traek: Why do you w-
Hsu: 0_0 WHAT'S HIS NAME!!?
Traek: Abe Older...but why d-
Author's Note: This is not a true fact.
Hsu: A BOULDER!!?
Traek: Did you set yourself up like that?
Hsu: No...actually I needed to know your friend's uncle's name because I'm taking a strange relationship survey.
Traek: Um...why?
Hsu: I dunno.
Traek: Next question! How were you saved from that boulder?
Hsu: BOULDER!!? Uh...I mean...I dunno. It just sort of lifted itself up.
Traek: Oh yeah! I remember that part in the game! It didn't do it on its own. Isaac used Lift on it, which is Psynergy, which is sort of like a secret magic, but I'm not allowed to tell any non-adepts that.
Isaac: (in audience) HEY!! YOU SPILT THE BEANS!!! GET 'IM!!!
All of the adept in the audience start charging at Traek. Traek casts Ice Missel on them.
Traek: WHOA!!! I'm an adept!!
Traek woke up. He was in the middle of the interview with Hsu.
Hsu: BOULDER!!!
Traek: Next question! How were you saved from- never mind I'm not asking that question. Where are you from?
Hsu: O_o Actually...I don't know. One day I was somewhere, then I lost my memory.
Traek: And you remember that day?
Hsu: Oh yes...in depth.
Traek: That makes no sense.
Hsu: Why not?
Traek: Because...well...never mind...it's to complicated.
Hsu: _ TELL ME!!!
Traek: _ NO!!! GRRR!!!
SD: YAY!!!
Traek: Hey. Don't hurt me, okay? I know you're an adept!
SD: O_O NO YOU DON'T!!!
Traek: But you used Eruption!
SD: Uh...that was...uh...some random...um...hee hee...volcano under the studio! Yeah! That's it! Studio!
Traek: Uh...yeah...can I get back to the interview?
SD: Yeah.
Hsu: Who was th-
Traek: Don't ask. Next question! We know that you were stuck under the boulder, right?
Hsu: O_O BOULDER!!? WHERE!!!
Traek: -_-, There's no boulder.
Hsu: Oh...Then continue.
Traek: ...Well then, how did you get stuck?
Hsu: Hm...lets see...hm...well that's a toughy...hm...I dunno...
Traek: Why not.
Hsu: I dunno. Actually, I don't remember being trapped under a boulder.
Traek: o_o Oh...uh...well...^_^ that's the end of the show! Good bye!
Camera shuts off
SD clue number 2: He's an adept
SD clue number 3: He is in the game
Traek: Remember to guess in your review!
Traek
Disclaimer: _ WHERE'S MY LAWYER!!? GRRR!!! I DO NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN!!!
Chapter 11: Hsu
Author's Note: Thanx to SugarIsGoodForThySoul, I remembered him!
Traek: Welcome to Interviewing Golden Sun! Today is an interview with Hsu!
Audience: Huh? Who's Hsu?
Traek: You remember! The guy trapped under the boulder!
Audience Member: Don't ring any bells!
Traek: Just watch!
Hsu: O_O Where's the boulder!?
Traek: What boulder?
Hsu: O_O AAAHHHH!!!! A BOULDER!!!
Traek: Okay...Hsu?
Hsu: O_O I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Traek: What is your adept?
Hsu: BOULDER!!? WHERE!!?
Traek: I didn't say boulder...wait! Hsu isn't an adept!
Hsu: (calming down) What's your friend's uncle's name!?
Traek: Why do you w-
Hsu: 0_0 WHAT'S HIS NAME!!?
Traek: Abe Older...but why d-
Author's Note: This is not a true fact.
Hsu: A BOULDER!!?
Traek: Did you set yourself up like that?
Hsu: No...actually I needed to know your friend's uncle's name because I'm taking a strange relationship survey.
Traek: Um...why?
Hsu: I dunno.
Traek: Next question! How were you saved from that boulder?
Hsu: BOULDER!!? Uh...I mean...I dunno. It just sort of lifted itself up.
Traek: Oh yeah! I remember that part in the game! It didn't do it on its own. Isaac used Lift on it, which is Psynergy, which is sort of like a secret magic, but I'm not allowed to tell any non-adepts that.
Isaac: (in audience) HEY!! YOU SPILT THE BEANS!!! GET 'IM!!!
All of the adept in the audience start charging at Traek. Traek casts Ice Missel on them.
Traek: WHOA!!! I'm an adept!!
Traek woke up. He was in the middle of the interview with Hsu.
Hsu: BOULDER!!!
Traek: Next question! How were you saved from- never mind I'm not asking that question. Where are you from?
Hsu: O_o Actually...I don't know. One day I was somewhere, then I lost my memory.
Traek: And you remember that day?
Hsu: Oh yes...in depth.
Traek: That makes no sense.
Hsu: Why not?
Traek: Because...well...never mind...it's to complicated.
Hsu: _ TELL ME!!!
Traek: _ NO!!! GRRR!!!
SD: YAY!!!
Traek: Hey. Don't hurt me, okay? I know you're an adept!
SD: O_O NO YOU DON'T!!!
Traek: But you used Eruption!
SD: Uh...that was...uh...some random...um...hee hee...volcano under the studio! Yeah! That's it! Studio!
Traek: Uh...yeah...can I get back to the interview?
SD: Yeah.
Hsu: Who was th-
Traek: Don't ask. Next question! We know that you were stuck under the boulder, right?
Hsu: O_O BOULDER!!? WHERE!!!
Traek: -_-, There's no boulder.
Hsu: Oh...Then continue.
Traek: ...Well then, how did you get stuck?
Hsu: Hm...lets see...hm...well that's a toughy...hm...I dunno...
Traek: Why not.
Hsu: I dunno. Actually, I don't remember being trapped under a boulder.
Traek: o_o Oh...uh...well...^_^ that's the end of the show! Good bye!
Camera shuts off
SD clue number 2: He's an adept
SD clue number 3: He is in the game
Traek: Remember to guess in your review!