Interviewing Golden Sun

Traek

Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or Simple Plan...hee hee... _ YOU'RE FIRED, ISAAC!!! ...uh...no really...I don't own Golden Sun or Simple Plan.

Author's Note: You'll know why I added Simple Plan to the Disclaimer later.

Chapter 12: Agatio.

Traek: ^_^ Welcome to Interviewing Golden Sun. I wish I could quit this job. Today, we will interview Agatio!

Agatio: Me Agatio.

Traek: T_T Fragments...great.

Author's Note: Time for a grammar lesson! A fragment is only a part of a sentence, if you didn't know.

Traek: T_T I hate grammar...

Agatio: Me Agatio. Traek interview Agatio.

Traek: T_T What is your adept?

Agatio: Me Agatio. Agatio fire.

Traek: T_T Fire. This is good...another person who can (mocking Garet) Do dastardly things with fire.

Garet: _ I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!!

Traek: T_T Go away.

Garet: _ NO!!!

Traek: _ GRRR!!! O_O No wait! I didn't growl!

SD: o I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!

Traek: NOOOOO!!!

SD: O.O What?

Traek: I KNOW YOU'RE AN ADEPT!!!

SD: I AM NOT AN ADEPT!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY!!!

Traek: Eventually! WE WILL!!!

Agatio: Interview Agatio. Not girly.

SD: _ FOR THE FINAL, AND LAST TIME, I AM NOT A GIRL!!!

Traek: _ LET ME GET BACK TO MY INTERVIEW YOU *beep*. _ GRRR!!!

Traek destroys the bleep machine.

Traek: _ RAWR!!!!

SD: Don't roar at me...I'm only a child.

Traek: O_O' Hey! I never noticed that! You are just a kid.

SD: I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare.

Traek: I'm just a kid, too. I know, it's not fair.

Author's Note: That was the Simple Plan part.

Traek: _ WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THESE STUPID AUTHOR'S NOTES!!?

SD: YOU WROTE THEM!!!

SD holds up credits.

Author's Note Writer....................Traek

Traek: Well, uh..._ THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!

Agatio: Traek not fair to Agatio. Agatio mad!

Agatio burns them.

Traek: O_O Ow...

SD: ^_^ That felt good. Warm is good. Goodbye.

Traek: o_o Finally, he's gone.

Agatio: What Traek's next question?

Traek: What's your favorite animal?

Agatio: Agatio like lot of little bunnies. Bunny cuddly. Traek not. Agatio like bunnies. Bunny...

Traek: T_T Rabbits...

Agatio: Not rabbit. Bunny. Rabbit bad. Bunny good.

Traek: _ THEY'RE THE SAME FREAKIN' THING!!!

Agatio: No yell at Agatio. AGATIO MAD!!!

Agatio uses Pyroclasm on Traek.

Traek: O_O OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Agatio: Agatio happy. Agatio want bunny.

Traek: O_O Ow..._ DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!

Agatio: You make Agatio sad. Me want next question!

Traek: o_o Okay. Why did you decide to join Karst?

Agatio: Karst make Agatio. Agatio not want go, but Karst make Agatio.

Traek: Why did she want you to go with her?

Agatio: Agatio don't know. Might be that Agatio strong. Agatio very, very strong.

Traek: ...uh...okay... Next question! What do you like about being a fire adept?

Agatio: Agatio not like to be fire adept. Agatio want be bunny adept.

Traek: There isn't a bunny adept.

Agatio: Agatio mad! _ AGATIO WANT BE BUNNY ADEPT!!! ME BURN YOU!!!

Traek: O_O OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! x_x

Agtatio: (talking normally) That's the show. Thanks for watching!

Camera shuts off

SD clue #5: He is young

SD clue #6: He's a fire adept

Traek: X_x

Author's Note: Traek's dead. So I'll say don't forget to guess who you think the SD is!

Traek: O_O I'M ALIVE!!!