Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: Am I on? No? Oh okay... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...What!? I am!? Oh! I do not own Golden Sun!
Chapter 13: David
Traek: Welcome one and all! Today the interview is with Garet's little brother: David.
Author's Note: Actually I don't know what his name is, so I'll just call him David.
David: Hi!
Traek: Hello!
David: Hi!
Traek: Hello!
David: Hi!
Traek: T_T Hello.
David: Hi!
Traek: _ HELLO!!
David: _ Hi!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: I l- ...uh... hee hee...
Traek: Never mind! Hey! Where's that Stunt Double!?
David: I heard he was out sick.
Traek: Oh...well anyway...what is your adept?
David: O_O YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!
Traek: T_T Uh...I just asked you a question.
David: _ Oh...heh heh...I'm a fire adept.
Traek: o_o ... ..?
David: What's the next question?
Traek: O_O Oh! Do you enjoy living with your brother?
David: O_O No...
Traek: I wouldn't either, but why not?
David: _ I'd rather not talk about it.
Traek: Why not?
David: He...well...heh...and um..._ I DON'T WANNA TELL YOU!!!
Traek: _ YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING!!!
David: _ AM NOT!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: ^_^ I li- uh..._ DON'T GROWL!!!
Traek: _ WHY NOT!!?
David: _ BECAUSE...well uh... I CAN'T TELL YOU!!!
Traek: I BET YOU'RE THE ANNOYING STUNT DOUBLE!!!
David: FINE!!! I'll tell you...once Garet growled at me and I started to cry...a lot. Yes, I am influenced by SD, but I'm not him. He's my favorite person on this show...that's why whenever you growl at me, I'm about to yell ^_^ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: I am so sorry...but then who is SD?
David: ... ... ... ... ... ..?
Traek: ^_^ Next question! Who is your favorite person?
David: ..? ..! SD! He rocks!
Traek: Sheesh...I am so much better than him!
David: Are not!
Traek: _ Are too!!
David: L
Traek: _ DON'T YOU PUT THAT LOSER SIGN UP!!!
David: LOSER!!!
Traek: _ I AM NOT A LOSER!!!
David: Are too!
Traek: Are not!!
David: L
Traek: _ DON'T YOU PUT THAT LOSER SIGN UP!!!
David: LOSER!!!
Traek: _ I AM NOT A LOSER!!!
Author's Note: This goes on for three weeks.
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: I LI- uh...hm...hee hee...I have to use the bathroom.
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David leaves.
SD: ^_^ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: I thought that you were sick!
SD: Sick? For three weeks?
Traek: Has it really been that long?
SD: Yeah...
Traek: Wait! David's gone...and you're here...hmmm...very suspicious.
SD: What?
Traek: ^_^ YOU'RE DAVID!!!
SD: I am not!!
Traek: You look like a girl...and David looks like a girl!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
David walks out.
Traek: O_O You're not David.
Traek turns around, but SD is gone.
Traek: _ YOU ARE SD, AREN'T YOU!!?
David: What!?
Traek: YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM!!!
David: No I don't!
Traek: Yes you do!
David: -.o
Traek: _ YOU ARE THE STUPID SD!!!
David: -.O
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: HA!!! THAT DIDN'T FOOL ME!!!
Traek: LET'S RAP IT UP!!!
Camera shuts off
SD clue #7: Is he David?
Traek: Do I have to remind you all again? David is SD...I can feel it. I know for sure. The evidence falls right into his laps...hee hee hee HA HA HA HA MWA HA HA HA HA!!! ...okay that's enough...
Traek
Disclaimer: Am I on? No? Oh okay... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...What!? I am!? Oh! I do not own Golden Sun!
Chapter 13: David
Traek: Welcome one and all! Today the interview is with Garet's little brother: David.
Author's Note: Actually I don't know what his name is, so I'll just call him David.
David: Hi!
Traek: Hello!
David: Hi!
Traek: Hello!
David: Hi!
Traek: T_T Hello.
David: Hi!
Traek: _ HELLO!!
David: _ Hi!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: I l- ...uh... hee hee...
Traek: Never mind! Hey! Where's that Stunt Double!?
David: I heard he was out sick.
Traek: Oh...well anyway...what is your adept?
David: O_O YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!
Traek: T_T Uh...I just asked you a question.
David: _ Oh...heh heh...I'm a fire adept.
Traek: o_o ... ..?
David: What's the next question?
Traek: O_O Oh! Do you enjoy living with your brother?
David: O_O No...
Traek: I wouldn't either, but why not?
David: _ I'd rather not talk about it.
Traek: Why not?
David: He...well...heh...and um..._ I DON'T WANNA TELL YOU!!!
Traek: _ YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING!!!
David: _ AM NOT!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: ^_^ I li- uh..._ DON'T GROWL!!!
Traek: _ WHY NOT!!?
David: _ BECAUSE...well uh... I CAN'T TELL YOU!!!
Traek: I BET YOU'RE THE ANNOYING STUNT DOUBLE!!!
David: FINE!!! I'll tell you...once Garet growled at me and I started to cry...a lot. Yes, I am influenced by SD, but I'm not him. He's my favorite person on this show...that's why whenever you growl at me, I'm about to yell ^_^ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: I am so sorry...but then who is SD?
David: ... ... ... ... ... ..?
Traek: ^_^ Next question! Who is your favorite person?
David: ..? ..! SD! He rocks!
Traek: Sheesh...I am so much better than him!
David: Are not!
Traek: _ Are too!!
David: L
Traek: _ DON'T YOU PUT THAT LOSER SIGN UP!!!
David: LOSER!!!
Traek: _ I AM NOT A LOSER!!!
David: Are too!
Traek: Are not!!
David: L
Traek: _ DON'T YOU PUT THAT LOSER SIGN UP!!!
David: LOSER!!!
Traek: _ I AM NOT A LOSER!!!
Author's Note: This goes on for three weeks.
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: I LI- uh...hm...hee hee...I have to use the bathroom.
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David leaves.
SD: ^_^ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: I thought that you were sick!
SD: Sick? For three weeks?
Traek: Has it really been that long?
SD: Yeah...
Traek: Wait! David's gone...and you're here...hmmm...very suspicious.
SD: What?
Traek: ^_^ YOU'RE DAVID!!!
SD: I am not!!
Traek: You look like a girl...and David looks like a girl!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
David walks out.
Traek: O_O You're not David.
Traek turns around, but SD is gone.
Traek: _ YOU ARE SD, AREN'T YOU!!?
David: What!?
Traek: YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM!!!
David: No I don't!
Traek: Yes you do!
David: -.o
Traek: _ YOU ARE THE STUPID SD!!!
David: -.O
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
David: HA!!! THAT DIDN'T FOOL ME!!!
Traek: LET'S RAP IT UP!!!
Camera shuts off
SD clue #7: Is he David?
Traek: Do I have to remind you all again? David is SD...I can feel it. I know for sure. The evidence falls right into his laps...hee hee hee HA HA HA HA MWA HA HA HA HA!!! ...okay that's enough...