Interviewing Golden Sun
Traek
Disclaimer: -_- I am forbidden to speak... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Isaac: Traek doesn't own Golden Sun...Hey! Why are you forbidden to speak!?
Disclaimer: ...
Isaac: Are you still upset with those credits? That was so long ago!
Disclaimer: You're right! ^_^ I do not own Golden Sun.
Chapter 14: SD
Traek: Today! Since I am going crazy about not knowing who SD is, I decided to interview him!
SD: I am not David!
Traek: _ YES YOU ARE!!! I KNOW IT!!!
SD: Just start the interview!
Traek: Fine! What is your adept?
SD: I'm a fire adept.
Traek: O_O HA!!! ALL OF THE EVIDENCE FALLS TOGETHER!!!
SD: You didn't even get to the next question!
Traek: That's what you want me to think! But I already know who you are!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
Traek: You are—well I'm not sure exactly, but you are DAVID!!!
SD: I AM NOT!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I REALLY AM!!! ASK THE NEXT QUESTION!!!
Traek: Okay...are you a male?
SD: I AM A BOY!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: _ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T, BECAUSE YOU HAD MUCH ANGER WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!! THAT PROVES THAT YOU ARE DAVID!!!
SD: -.O How?
Traek: (low, creepy voice) It just does...
SD: (low, creepy voice, while mocking Traek) How...
Traek: It just does...
SD: Ask the next question!
Traek: HA!!! YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS REALLY FAST, SO I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!!!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
Traek: You are too.
SD: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Traek, You're thinking too much.
Traek: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!!!
SD: No really...you're thinking too much.
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! Where are you from?
SD: I cannot tell you.
Traek: Why not?
SD: 'Cause then you'll know who I am!
Traek: I will not!
SD: Really?
Traek: Really.
SD: Really really?
Traek: Really really.
SD: Really really really?
Traek: -_-+ Shut up, and answer the question.
SD: I live in the—
Camera malfunction...this may take a while.
two months later...
Traek: What was that?
SD: A camera malfunction! THAT MEANS THAT NO ONE HEARD ME!!!
Traek: But I heard you! But after two months, I can't remember what you said. ???
SD: ^_^ YES!!!
Traek: Not so fast! There's still more questions to be answered!
SD: T_T Oh no...
Traek: Do you have any siblings?
SD: Yes-
Traek: HA!!! YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER, AND I KNOW WHO HE IS!!!
SD: T_T I know what you're gonna say: Garet.
Traek: How'd you guess?
SD: Never mind...
Traek: SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GARET!!?
SD: I'd tell you who I was before I had to live with him.
Traek: Then why haven't you told me yet?
SD: BECAUSE, GARET IS NOT MY BROTHER!!!
Traek: You're lying!
SD: _ I AM NOT!!!
Traek: Then who is your brother?
SD: _ I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER!!!
Traek: But you said you did!
SD: No...I said I had a sibling.
Traek: Then who's your sister?
SD: Yo mama!
Traek: That means that you must be my aunt!
SD: It's an insult!!!
Traek: Oh yeah, sure, that's what you tell me, but I know your true identity.
SD: _ YOU DO NOT!!!
Traek: Oh yes I do... you are DAVID!!!
SD: _ GRRR!!! I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: No! You can only say that when I growl! So you must be my clone!
SD: _ YOU DON'T HAVE A CLONE!!!
Traek: How should I know?
SD: _ I THINK YOU WOULD KNOW IF THEY CLONE YOU!!!
Traek: Sure... what if I was asleep!? Huh!?
SD: _ YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME!!!
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! Who are you!?
SD: Like I'd tell you!
Traek: I WILL KNOW!!!
SD: _ THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TALK SHOW EVER!!!
Traek: Oh! So you admit it!
SD: Admit what!?
Traek: That you're David!
SD: I did not say such a thing!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: _ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
SD uses Pyroclasm on Traek.
Traek: O_O Ow! HA!!! YOU'RE AN ADEPT!!!
SD: _ WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT!!!
Traek: Sure we did...
SD: _ RAWR!!!
Author's Note: I think this is the longest chapter I've ever written!
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! How did you decide to be SD!?
SD: _ I VOLUNTEERED!!!
Traek: Then where's your contract?
Backstage Person: Here it is!
He brings it out to Traek.
Traek: Lets see what the contract says under your name — here it is — It says: You'll never know, Traek! HA!!! SO YOUR NAME IS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW TRAEK!!!
SD: -_-+ End the show!
Camera shuts off
SD clue #8: He has a sister
SD clue #9: He won't tell us where he lives
Traek: _ I WILL KNOW!!!
Traek
Disclaimer: -_- I am forbidden to speak... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Isaac: Traek doesn't own Golden Sun...Hey! Why are you forbidden to speak!?
Disclaimer: ...
Isaac: Are you still upset with those credits? That was so long ago!
Disclaimer: You're right! ^_^ I do not own Golden Sun.
Chapter 14: SD
Traek: Today! Since I am going crazy about not knowing who SD is, I decided to interview him!
SD: I am not David!
Traek: _ YES YOU ARE!!! I KNOW IT!!!
SD: Just start the interview!
Traek: Fine! What is your adept?
SD: I'm a fire adept.
Traek: O_O HA!!! ALL OF THE EVIDENCE FALLS TOGETHER!!!
SD: You didn't even get to the next question!
Traek: That's what you want me to think! But I already know who you are!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
Traek: You are—well I'm not sure exactly, but you are DAVID!!!
SD: I AM NOT!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I REALLY AM!!! ASK THE NEXT QUESTION!!!
Traek: Okay...are you a male?
SD: I AM A BOY!!!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: _ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T, BECAUSE YOU HAD MUCH ANGER WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!! THAT PROVES THAT YOU ARE DAVID!!!
SD: -.O How?
Traek: (low, creepy voice) It just does...
SD: (low, creepy voice, while mocking Traek) How...
Traek: It just does...
SD: Ask the next question!
Traek: HA!!! YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS REALLY FAST, SO I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!!!
SD: _ I AM NOT DAVID!!!
Traek: You are too.
SD: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Traek, You're thinking too much.
Traek: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!!!
SD: No really...you're thinking too much.
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! Where are you from?
SD: I cannot tell you.
Traek: Why not?
SD: 'Cause then you'll know who I am!
Traek: I will not!
SD: Really?
Traek: Really.
SD: Really really?
Traek: Really really.
SD: Really really really?
Traek: -_-+ Shut up, and answer the question.
SD: I live in the—
Camera malfunction...this may take a while.
two months later...
Traek: What was that?
SD: A camera malfunction! THAT MEANS THAT NO ONE HEARD ME!!!
Traek: But I heard you! But after two months, I can't remember what you said. ???
SD: ^_^ YES!!!
Traek: Not so fast! There's still more questions to be answered!
SD: T_T Oh no...
Traek: Do you have any siblings?
SD: Yes-
Traek: HA!!! YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER, AND I KNOW WHO HE IS!!!
SD: T_T I know what you're gonna say: Garet.
Traek: How'd you guess?
SD: Never mind...
Traek: SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GARET!!?
SD: I'd tell you who I was before I had to live with him.
Traek: Then why haven't you told me yet?
SD: BECAUSE, GARET IS NOT MY BROTHER!!!
Traek: You're lying!
SD: _ I AM NOT!!!
Traek: Then who is your brother?
SD: _ I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER!!!
Traek: But you said you did!
SD: No...I said I had a sibling.
Traek: Then who's your sister?
SD: Yo mama!
Traek: That means that you must be my aunt!
SD: It's an insult!!!
Traek: Oh yeah, sure, that's what you tell me, but I know your true identity.
SD: _ YOU DO NOT!!!
Traek: Oh yes I do... you are DAVID!!!
SD: _ GRRR!!! I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
Traek: No! You can only say that when I growl! So you must be my clone!
SD: _ YOU DON'T HAVE A CLONE!!!
Traek: How should I know?
SD: _ I THINK YOU WOULD KNOW IF THEY CLONE YOU!!!
Traek: Sure... what if I was asleep!? Huh!?
SD: _ YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME!!!
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! Who are you!?
SD: Like I'd tell you!
Traek: I WILL KNOW!!!
SD: _ THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TALK SHOW EVER!!!
Traek: Oh! So you admit it!
SD: Admit what!?
Traek: That you're David!
SD: I did not say such a thing!
Traek: _ GRRR!!!
SD: _ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!
SD uses Pyroclasm on Traek.
Traek: O_O Ow! HA!!! YOU'RE AN ADEPT!!!
SD: _ WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT!!!
Traek: Sure we did...
SD: _ RAWR!!!
Author's Note: I think this is the longest chapter I've ever written!
Traek: _ NEXT QUESTION!!! How did you decide to be SD!?
SD: _ I VOLUNTEERED!!!
Traek: Then where's your contract?
Backstage Person: Here it is!
He brings it out to Traek.
Traek: Lets see what the contract says under your name — here it is — It says: You'll never know, Traek! HA!!! SO YOUR NAME IS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW TRAEK!!!
SD: -_-+ End the show!
Camera shuts off
SD clue #8: He has a sister
SD clue #9: He won't tell us where he lives
Traek: _ I WILL KNOW!!!