Interviewing Golden Sun

Traek

Disclaimer: T_T Great. We're interviewing the old guy today. Another something I don't own, along with Golden Sun!

Chapter 15: Kraden

Traek: T_T Do we have to interview Kraden today? — Aw man — can't we interview Karst? Or SD again so I can finally know who HE IS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! — No? — Darn! Kraden's not even here yet!

In comes Kraden very, very, very, very slowly...

Traek: _ HURRY UP!!!

Kraden: Hold on!

Kraden's almost a third way there after a week.

Traek: z_z

Kraden: z_z

Traek: z_z ... ... ... ... *yawn*! O_O Hey! How long has it been? — A WEEK!!! _ HURRY IT UP!!!

Kraden: z_z

Traek: T_T Talk about slow.

Kraden: z_z ... *yawn* ... ... ... ... (sleepy) where's my bunny dolly mommy? ... ... z_z

Traek: _ GRRR!!!

SD: _ I'M NOT COMING OUT!!! — NO!!! — TOO HARD TO RESIST!!! I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!

Traek: ^_^ Oh! Goody! I got you out!

SD: See ya!

Traek: O_O NOOO!!! I NEED TO KNOW YOUR IDENTITY!!!

SD: _ I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!!

Kraden: z_z ... ... you kids get off my lawn ... ... ... ... z_z

SD: Who's the old man?

Traek: T_T Oh. That's Kraden.

SD: Is he in Golden Sun?

Traek: Unfortunately, yes.

SD: Should we wake him up?

Traek: *yawn* You can.

SD: Oh...okay. . . . . . . _ WAKE UP YOU FART!!!

Kraden: z_z But I'm old enough to go poopy all by myself now mommy... ... ... z_z

SD: _ I SAID WAKE UP!!!

Kraden: z_z Don't worry. I can pack my own lunch... ... ...

SD: _ GRRR!!!

Kraden: z_z *yawn* T_T Good morning.

Traek: O_O HE'S UP!!!

Kraden: T_T Nighty nighty... z_z

Traek: ;_; Noo!

SD: T_T It's no use.

Traek: Thank's anyway...

SD: No problem.

Kraden: z_z ... ... ... ... x_x

Traek: Uh oh! I think he's dead!

Kraden: O_O AH!!! AM I IN HEAVEN!!?

Traek: No!

Kraden: NO!!! YOUR HERE!!! I MUST BE IN HELL!!!

Traek: T_T No. you're on the set of Interviewing Golden Sun.

Kraden: O_O You mean I'm alive?

Traek: Yeah...by the way, what's your adept?

Kraden: Oh. We're starting the interview. My adept is...well...I don't know...I not sure if I am an adept.

Traek: That's creepy...but really what adept are you?

Kraden: I told you! I don't know!

Traek: Next question! Who's yo daddy?

Kraden: I had a very nice fazsha. I don't remember his name though.

Traek: You are really weird! Next question! Do you get along with your child friends?

Kraden: Who do you mean?

Traek: Isaac? Jenna? Garet?

Kraden: Oh! Them! I actually do not get along with them at all. Jenna hates me! Garet forgets that I exist! And Isaac almost killed me!

Traek: Sounds like you get along with them very well.

Kraden: Yeah. I do.

Traek: I was being sarcastic.

Kraden: Sarcastic? What's that mean?

Traek: Uh...well it's kind of hard to explain...

Kraden: Oh...well what's the next question?

Traek: Why do people recognize you as a genius?

Kraden: I dunno. I just acted like I was a genius, and made up all those big words.

Traek: Like what?

Kraden: Like...banana

Traek: How do you spell banana?

Kraden: I know how to spell it, but I just don't know where it ends.

Traek: T_T B-A-N-A-N-A.

Kraden: That's what I was gonna say! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A! ^_^

Traek: Three As and two Ns.

Kraden: B-N-A-N-A-A? ^_^

Traek: B-A! Not B-N.

Kraden: B-A-A-A-N-N?

Traek: B-A-N- O_O Why do I bother?

Kraden: Baaaaaaaa!

Traek: You're so sheepish.

Kraden: Haaaaaaaa! Iiii geeeeetttttt iiiiittt! Baaaaaaa!

Traek: T_T See you all next time!

Camera shuts off

SD clue #10: He doesn't know Kraden (that much)

Traek: _ I WILL FIND YOU, SD!!! I WILL KNOW YOUR IDENTITY!!! I CAN SMELL YOU!!!

SD: That's creepy.

Traek: _ HA!!! I FOUND YOU!!! COME BACK HERE!!!