Interviewing Golden Sun

Traek

Isaac: Traek! Your disclaimers aren't funny anymore!

Traek: What? I have worked hard on those! _ GRRR!!!

SD: ^_^ I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!

Traek: What!? _ I FOUND YOU!!!

SD: _ YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!!

Traek and SD start to fight.

Isaac: What about the disclaimer?

Traek: _ DOESN'T — OW!!! — MATTER!!! I OWN GOLDEN — OW!!! STOP IT — SUN ANYWAY!!!

Isaac: WHAT!!? YOU DO NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN!!!

Traek: DID I — OW!!! DON'T HIT ME THERE!!! — SAY THAT!!!

Isaac: Yes.

Traek: _ OW!!!

SD: OH SHUT UP!!! OW!!! YOU DON'T OWN GOLDEN SUN!!!

Traek: _ THAT'S WHAT I — OW!!! — SAID!!! (breaking free) _ I DO NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN!!!

Isaac: Thank you! Now can we start the chapter?

Traek: _ Right after I regain feeling in my back.

Chapter 16: Karst

Traek: Ow...pain...Today we are interviewing Karst!

Karst: O_O YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! I'LL KILL YOU TRAEK!!!

Traek: Why?

Karst: o_o Because of the disclaimer...uh... _ YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!!!

Traek: What about the disclaimer?

Karst: O_O I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Traek: _ YES YOU DID!!!

Karst: _ START THE INTERVIEW!!!

Traek: _ FINE!!! What adept are you?

Karst: Fire. I like fire.

Traek: And why is that?

Karst: 'Cause then I can do this!

Karst uses Eruption on Traek

Traek: O_O OW!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!

Karst: FIGHT ME!!!

Traek: My daddy said I can't hit girls... _ BUT I'M A CHILD!!! CHILDREN DO THE OPPOSITE!!!

Karst: _ OW!!! GRRR!!!

Traek: _ GRRR!!!

Karst: _ Must...hold...it...in! O_O I LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE!!!

Traek: O_O HA!!! YOU'RE THAT STUPID STUNT DOUBLE!!!

Karst: NO!!!

Traek: SD'S A BOY THOUGH!!!

Karst: THAT'S WHY I'M NOT SD!!!

Traek: _ YOU ARE!!! YOU JUST PRETENDED TO BE A BOY SO I COULDN'T FIND OUT!!!

Karst: O_O IT'S TRUE!!! I'M SD!!!

Traek: o_o Why didn't you tell me?

Karst: T_T Well, you never asked.

Traek: _ DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ASKED!!?

Karst: Uh...none.

Traek: O_O Oh...uh...Next question! How are you related to Menardi?

Karst: I wish I weren't, but I'm her sister.

Traek: I feel so bad for you! And I feel bad for David.

Author's Note: Which I heard was Aaron, not David.

Traek: _ STUPID AUTHOR'S NOTES!!!

Karst: _ YOU WROTE THEM!!!

Traek: ^_^ Oh yeah.

Karst: -_- *sigh* Could you ask the next question?

Traek: O_O Oh yeah! Sure! Why don't you enjoy having a sister?

Karst: I wouldn't mind having a sister, but it's just Menardi! She's different.

Traek: How?

Karst: (mocking Menardi) Like this! Like that! Like everything! I like so popular! That skirt like totally doesn't like match with your like outfit!

Traek: O_O Oh...I have an idea!

Karst: T_T Pigs have flown!

Traek: T_T Ha ha. Very funny. Why don't we look at all the clues and see how they match you!

Karst: I guess that sounds kinda cool.

Clue 1: He looks like a girl (Karst is a girl)

Clue 2: He's an adept (Karst is an adept)

Clue 3: He's in the game (Karst is in the game)

Clue 4: (Traek: Whoops! forgot about that clue.)

Clue 5: He's young (Karst is sort of young)

Clue 6: He's a fire adept (Karst is a fire adept)

Clue 7: Is he David/Aaron (Nope)

Clue 8: He has a sister (Menardi)

Clue 9: He won't tell us where he lives (gives away the answer)

Clue 10: He doesn't know Kraden (Karst doesn't really know Kraden)

Karst: What about clue 4?

Traek: That was a misprint!

Karst: Shouldn't we make a clue?

Traek: Okay.

Traek writes down something in clue 4.

Clue 4: SD is Karst (SD is Karst)

Karst: Well if you posted that clue, then they would know!

Traek: Well, they didn't!

Karst: _ BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A CLUE THERE!!!

Traek: -.o ...

Karst: Is this the last chapter?

Traek: I'm gonna start a new story! Which should I do?

A) Golden Sun For Sale

What it's about: A series of Golden Sun infomercials

B) The Sun Never Goes Down!

What it's about: A cool Golden Sun sleepover!

C) Golden Sunk

What it's about: A twisted Golden Sun story

Traek: Never mind. Maybe I'll just start a new story. I'm getting tired of Interviewing Golden Sun. I still need you all to vote!

Eye Test!

What do these eyes mean!

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=^n_n^= (got this from Wolfy129)

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Traek's e-mail: cheezmonger500@go.com

And what you've all been waiting for!

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Traek's real name is...... BEN!!!