15-year-old Lyra was walking down the street, feeling very alone. She missed Will terribly, like in every other fanfic written about her. Suddenly, she gets pulled up into a beam of light. She floats up and into the mother ship. In front of her, she sees very cliché aliens. Of course, in her world, they didn't have movies or TV, so she didn't realize it was cliché that they were green beings with big eyes and a big head. However, Will, who of course is abducted also (what kind of fanfic would this be without him?), knew that they were.
Will was riding a bicycle down an alley. He missed Lyra terribly (well did you think he HATED her?), remembering everything about her, so he didn't realize that he was about to run into a brick wall. When he did, instead of just squeezing the hand-brakes (the dangers of falling in love), he started screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. (Well, how did you EXPECT him to scream?) But he was suddenly suspended in air by a beam of light. "Hold up," he commanded himself. "Where have I heard of people being suspended in a beam of light before? Oh, of course! Being abducted by aliens!" he tried to slap himself on the head but found that he could not, as he couldn't move any direction but up, and he was doing that involuntarily. He was going to scream again but then he saw his abductors. "How cliché," he thought. They had green skin, a large head, and very big eyes. "Beam me up, Scotty!" he thought, while mentally rolling his eyes.
Well of course Will and Lyra met up in the alien spaceship. Did you expect any differently? I mean, don't ALL fanfics that have both characters end up meeting? Of COURSE THEY DO, you answer. I'm so glad you agree. Ok I'm sort of getting off subject. Anyways, they were put in cages before they could land at the super-special alien prison. Will and Lyra were busy admiring each other (how convenient that their cages were right next to each other) while the aliens were keeping careful notes of how teenagers on hormones acted. (Not that we know why…) The author personally thinks that their notes would have been better if they were put in the same cage, but ya know... if you're writing a cliché fanfic it HAS to be cliché. Or else the mean fanfic police will come. They have polka-dotted skin and can dance on their hands... wait, I'm confusing them with my imaginary friend.
After Lyra and Will finished oogling each other, they talked
Lyra: Why are you big green aliens holding us hostage?
Aliens: We messed up. We were trying to beam some of our own kind down, but the controls got screwed up, so we beamed you up accidentally.
Will: All the times I watched The Twilight Zone, I never thought it would happen to ME.
Lyra: Can I go into Will's cage?
Aliens. No.
Will: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?
Aliens: No.
Lyra: Pretty pretty pretty pretty please? With a cherry on top? And chocolate syrup? And extra whipped cream?
Aliens: Did you say WHIPPED CREAM?!?!?!?
So they all went down to Winstead's to get ice cream sundaes. Strangely, no one thought anything was weird about aliens ordering ice cream sundaes. After they ate, the aliens took Will and Lyra to the super-special alien prison.
Will was riding a bicycle down an alley. He missed Lyra terribly (well did you think he HATED her?), remembering everything about her, so he didn't realize that he was about to run into a brick wall. When he did, instead of just squeezing the hand-brakes (the dangers of falling in love), he started screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. (Well, how did you EXPECT him to scream?) But he was suddenly suspended in air by a beam of light. "Hold up," he commanded himself. "Where have I heard of people being suspended in a beam of light before? Oh, of course! Being abducted by aliens!" he tried to slap himself on the head but found that he could not, as he couldn't move any direction but up, and he was doing that involuntarily. He was going to scream again but then he saw his abductors. "How cliché," he thought. They had green skin, a large head, and very big eyes. "Beam me up, Scotty!" he thought, while mentally rolling his eyes.
Well of course Will and Lyra met up in the alien spaceship. Did you expect any differently? I mean, don't ALL fanfics that have both characters end up meeting? Of COURSE THEY DO, you answer. I'm so glad you agree. Ok I'm sort of getting off subject. Anyways, they were put in cages before they could land at the super-special alien prison. Will and Lyra were busy admiring each other (how convenient that their cages were right next to each other) while the aliens were keeping careful notes of how teenagers on hormones acted. (Not that we know why…) The author personally thinks that their notes would have been better if they were put in the same cage, but ya know... if you're writing a cliché fanfic it HAS to be cliché. Or else the mean fanfic police will come. They have polka-dotted skin and can dance on their hands... wait, I'm confusing them with my imaginary friend.
After Lyra and Will finished oogling each other, they talked
Lyra: Why are you big green aliens holding us hostage?
Aliens: We messed up. We were trying to beam some of our own kind down, but the controls got screwed up, so we beamed you up accidentally.
Will: All the times I watched The Twilight Zone, I never thought it would happen to ME.
Lyra: Can I go into Will's cage?
Aliens. No.
Will: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?
Aliens: No.
Lyra: Pretty pretty pretty pretty please? With a cherry on top? And chocolate syrup? And extra whipped cream?
Aliens: Did you say WHIPPED CREAM?!?!?!?
So they all went down to Winstead's to get ice cream sundaes. Strangely, no one thought anything was weird about aliens ordering ice cream sundaes. After they ate, the aliens took Will and Lyra to the super-special alien prison.