Disclaimer: In case you are really, really, really stupid (or just really greedy and want to sue us for $$$. . . not that we have any) Will and lyra and their relationship (all explaned aspects of it neways) belong to pullman and his crew. Froid, the super-special alien prison, and the aliens belong to us. and the story idea. So if you want to sue us kind of stupid as all i could give u was $4.32 and a bottle of face mask. . . don't.
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"Wait, wait, WAIT," a random little alien named Froid says.
"What?" I reply.
"You arent putting in enough alien stuff," it complains.
"Well of COURSE you think that. You're an alien."
"So?"
"AUUUUUGH! FINE! WELL PUT IN MORE ALIEN STUFF! CURSE YOUR PERSUASIVENESS!"
So, after the author's argument with Froid, we zoom in on the super-special alien prison. Will and Lyra magically appear in the same room. . . I guess the aliens must have read our last story. However, the aliens were observing them very closely (there was a window looking in on the room. . . duh) they chose not to go farther than making out.
****WE INTERRUPT THIS SCHEDULED REALLY, REALLY GOOD STORY TO BRING YOU "ALIENS" BY FROID CO.***
.::Froid steps up, looking nervous::.
Froid: I am an alien. Aliens are pretty coo-AACK!
.::Froid gets hit by a random rotten cabbage thrown by a random reader::.
"Oi you clear off!" shouts Random Reader.
Well, Froid, for the record, we did try.
***BACK TO THE REALLY, REALLY GOOD STORY (IN A LITTLE BIT)***
This author dislikes songfics, but she likes a song that she's listening to. So she's going to include lyrics by a song. ^_^
I'm caught up by the angel
And its heart that bleeds in blue
I want you to cut out my tongue
So I can dip it into you
Some may say, they've heard it all before
But I still can't believe that time
You walked into my door
The song is called "Bleeds in Blue" by Home Town Hero. Please don't sue me.
OK, I can see this chapter has gotten a little off the story plot, so we'll do a new chapter later. (We're holding out for reviews.) Hopefully, I won't feel the urge to include any song lyrics (hehehe) and we will have gotten rid of Froid. (If you tell him I said that I will hurt you. Badly.)
SO REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!!!
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"Wait, wait, WAIT," a random little alien named Froid says.
"What?" I reply.
"You arent putting in enough alien stuff," it complains.
"Well of COURSE you think that. You're an alien."
"So?"
"AUUUUUGH! FINE! WELL PUT IN MORE ALIEN STUFF! CURSE YOUR PERSUASIVENESS!"
So, after the author's argument with Froid, we zoom in on the super-special alien prison. Will and Lyra magically appear in the same room. . . I guess the aliens must have read our last story. However, the aliens were observing them very closely (there was a window looking in on the room. . . duh) they chose not to go farther than making out.
****WE INTERRUPT THIS SCHEDULED REALLY, REALLY GOOD STORY TO BRING YOU "ALIENS" BY FROID CO.***
.::Froid steps up, looking nervous::.
Froid: I am an alien. Aliens are pretty coo-AACK!
.::Froid gets hit by a random rotten cabbage thrown by a random reader::.
"Oi you clear off!" shouts Random Reader.
Well, Froid, for the record, we did try.
***BACK TO THE REALLY, REALLY GOOD STORY (IN A LITTLE BIT)***
This author dislikes songfics, but she likes a song that she's listening to. So she's going to include lyrics by a song. ^_^
I'm caught up by the angel
And its heart that bleeds in blue
I want you to cut out my tongue
So I can dip it into you
Some may say, they've heard it all before
But I still can't believe that time
You walked into my door
The song is called "Bleeds in Blue" by Home Town Hero. Please don't sue me.
OK, I can see this chapter has gotten a little off the story plot, so we'll do a new chapter later. (We're holding out for reviews.) Hopefully, I won't feel the urge to include any song lyrics (hehehe) and we will have gotten rid of Froid. (If you tell him I said that I will hurt you. Badly.)
SO REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!!!