Thanksgiving Madness
To Wizard1: Yup, Danielle Moonstar's the sixth X-Girl to fall for Paul Starr (Craig: PAUL, WHEN WILL YOUR FLIRTING END?!?!) I sincerely doubt Barbecue will ever succumb to Lionheart's charms. (Lionheart: Oh yes he will!! That New England cutie's gonna be mine!) Jake has friends on both teams, so one could assume even though he lives with the Misfits, his neutrality makes him not part of the "official" Misfit team. Jake's handler will be revealed here. Fox's personality was meant to have the classic HBK egocentrism, Stifler's (from American Pie) horniness, and Pietro's vanity. I created him so the X-Men would have an egomaniac of their own.
To Aaron: The mutants first meet Ace Starr during "Hotter than Hellion". Yep, Dani's the latest in a long list of girls to go after the Starchild. I'm sure Owen would love to see Jake end his retirement from pranking. Glad you might use the Starrs (Paul, Craig, and Ace).
To Red Witch: Oh, Kelly will get some! Glad you love it!
To todd fan: Love your work! Glad you like mine! I haven't gotten a review from you since "Genesis of a Dragon"! I was asked to bring in Moonstar, so here she is!
To Sparky Genocide: Great idea you got, but who's Gnawgahyde and what does he/she/it look like? I like the idea of Leathersuit, though. Would it be okay if I made some alterations to the character?
Chapter 2: A New Problem!!
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Fox grinned evilly as he saw Scott approach. Fox was lying on a couch. Jake had left to get a drink. He immediately whipped out a boombox. It started playing Kurt Angle's theme song. Scott stopped and glared.
"You suck!" Fox sang, pointing. "You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!"
"I hate you, Fox." Scott growled as he stomped away. Foxfire laughed.
"Love ya too, Red-Eye." Fox laughed. "Hello..." Fox noticed Danielle walk by. "Hey babe, stop and turn around for a second." Danielle stopped walking.
"Um, okay..." She stopped and turned for a second. Fox looked her over for a second with a grin.
"Nice." Fox nodded approvingly. "Very nice. Very nice indeed."
"Oh great." Kitty sighed. "Dani, this is Fox, the team pervert." Dani glared at Fox.
"She's a liar, babe!" Fox said in a panic.
"Oh yeah? What about that little glory-hole in the girls' bathroom, huh?" Kitty glared.
"That was not, I repeat, NOT me!" Fox said. "It was Kurt!"
"You're a pervert and a liar, Fox!" Kitty huffed, and walked away. Fox made a mocking sound. Danielle glared.
"Just wait until you sleep, Fox." Danielle said with an evil smirk, then she followed Kitty. "Hey Kitty, tell me more about Paul!"
"Kitty Pryde. Seems sweet, but is actually more sour than a truckful of rotten lemons." Foxfire sneered. "Lance deserves better."
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(Back Roads, outside of Bayville)
A blue van, marked with a certain red snake insignia, drove along the back roads outside of Bayville. Two Cobra Vipers were driving. Actually, one was driving, the other was playing a video game.
"What are you playing, dude?" The driving Viper asked the playing Viper.
"Space Battle Mechs." The playing Viper replied. "Aw nuts, I keep getting beat."
"What're your stats?"
"Attack Power: 50. Defense Power: 29. Special Weapon Power: 53. Special Defense Power: 39. Speed: 47."
"Ahh, there's your problem." The driving Viper said. "You mech's defensive power is very low. Your mech needs more armor." The van went over a bump in the road. "Whoa!" Unbeknownst to the two Vipers, a canister fell out of the back of the van. The canister rolled down the mountain, until it landed in the middle of a turkey farm. The canister broke on impact, causing a glowing neon blue gel-like substance to ooze out. A turkey walked up to the ooze. With its trademark gobble, the turkey ate some of the odd substance.
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Jake teleported in to the Institute's common room, alongside his Joe handler, the CBN warfare specialist and the man with many hobbies, Airtight. In Jake's hands, he carried Toothy, the muffin creature, created when Darkstar's eye laser blasted one of Kitty's muffins. Toothy growled happily, nuzzling Jake. Airtight was thrilled when he found out he'd have his own Misfit. Jake often helped him out on experiments and stuff, and Airtight did start another collection with Jake's help: Wrestling merchandise. Today, Jake wore an old Undertaker t-shirt, along with red jeans and white sneakers. Scott walked up to Jake. One could notice that Toothy had undergone some changes: It was a little larger, and it developed a pair of three-fingered arms like a T-rex. Jake's main duty under Airtight was the care of Toothy and observing the muffin creature.
"Here for the Thanksgiving dinner?" Scott asked. Jake smiled.
"Yup." Jake nodded. Toothy roared at the sight of Scott. "Toothy! No!" Toothy leapt out of Jake's arms, and using its big crocodile-like jaws, chomped on a part of Scott.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott screamed in a high voice.
"Bad Toothy! Off! Off! Get off that!" Airtight and Jake ordered, trying to get Toothy off Scott. Toothy finally let go, making Scott whimper and get into the fetal position.
"Why? Why Why Why?" Scott whimpered.
"What is with you Toothy?" Jake held a fidgeting Toothy. Toothy only let out a "Rowr!" in response. Jake sighed. Why couldn't Toothy see or talk? "Every time Scott comes near you, you attack him."
"I'll get something for him. I'll be right back." Airtight teleported away. Pietro zipped in.
"Hey Jake I need AAAAAGHHH!!!! NO GET IT OFF!!!" Pietro panicked as Toothy leapt up and attacked his face. "Not the face! Not the face! OH GOD NOT THE FACE!!!"
"TOOTHY!!!" Jake yelled, trying to get Toothy off. "I hope Airtight's getting the cattle prod!"
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A turkey farmer emerged from his home, ready to fatten the turkeys for Thanksgiving. He walked to his pasture of free-range turkeys. He didn't notice a canister emblazoned with the Cobra logo, but he did notice his turkeys were glowing blue.
"What the--?" He scratched his head. "Girls, you ok?"
"BURP!!!" The turkeys burped, and then something weird happened. They grew and mutated.
"Oh holy Toledo." The farmer gulped. The turkeys grew to around six feet in height. Their wings mutated into feathery arms with more powerful-looking wings attached, and their bodies became more powerful. "Uh...niice mutant turkeys?" He noticed the feathers on the biggest turkey's head looked like a crown. "Uh oh." The crowned turkey, now known as the King Turkey, ordered in a big booming gobble. The other mutant turkeys ran out of the farm, trampling the farmer. "Owieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Uh oh! Major trouble now! What was that ooze? What does Cobra want with it? And what are the mutant turkeys up to? Find out in the next chapter!
To Wizard1: Yup, Danielle Moonstar's the sixth X-Girl to fall for Paul Starr (Craig: PAUL, WHEN WILL YOUR FLIRTING END?!?!) I sincerely doubt Barbecue will ever succumb to Lionheart's charms. (Lionheart: Oh yes he will!! That New England cutie's gonna be mine!) Jake has friends on both teams, so one could assume even though he lives with the Misfits, his neutrality makes him not part of the "official" Misfit team. Jake's handler will be revealed here. Fox's personality was meant to have the classic HBK egocentrism, Stifler's (from American Pie) horniness, and Pietro's vanity. I created him so the X-Men would have an egomaniac of their own.
To Aaron: The mutants first meet Ace Starr during "Hotter than Hellion". Yep, Dani's the latest in a long list of girls to go after the Starchild. I'm sure Owen would love to see Jake end his retirement from pranking. Glad you might use the Starrs (Paul, Craig, and Ace).
To Red Witch: Oh, Kelly will get some! Glad you love it!
To todd fan: Love your work! Glad you like mine! I haven't gotten a review from you since "Genesis of a Dragon"! I was asked to bring in Moonstar, so here she is!
To Sparky Genocide: Great idea you got, but who's Gnawgahyde and what does he/she/it look like? I like the idea of Leathersuit, though. Would it be okay if I made some alterations to the character?
Chapter 2: A New Problem!!
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Fox grinned evilly as he saw Scott approach. Fox was lying on a couch. Jake had left to get a drink. He immediately whipped out a boombox. It started playing Kurt Angle's theme song. Scott stopped and glared.
"You suck!" Fox sang, pointing. "You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!"
"I hate you, Fox." Scott growled as he stomped away. Foxfire laughed.
"Love ya too, Red-Eye." Fox laughed. "Hello..." Fox noticed Danielle walk by. "Hey babe, stop and turn around for a second." Danielle stopped walking.
"Um, okay..." She stopped and turned for a second. Fox looked her over for a second with a grin.
"Nice." Fox nodded approvingly. "Very nice. Very nice indeed."
"Oh great." Kitty sighed. "Dani, this is Fox, the team pervert." Dani glared at Fox.
"She's a liar, babe!" Fox said in a panic.
"Oh yeah? What about that little glory-hole in the girls' bathroom, huh?" Kitty glared.
"That was not, I repeat, NOT me!" Fox said. "It was Kurt!"
"You're a pervert and a liar, Fox!" Kitty huffed, and walked away. Fox made a mocking sound. Danielle glared.
"Just wait until you sleep, Fox." Danielle said with an evil smirk, then she followed Kitty. "Hey Kitty, tell me more about Paul!"
"Kitty Pryde. Seems sweet, but is actually more sour than a truckful of rotten lemons." Foxfire sneered. "Lance deserves better."
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(Back Roads, outside of Bayville)
A blue van, marked with a certain red snake insignia, drove along the back roads outside of Bayville. Two Cobra Vipers were driving. Actually, one was driving, the other was playing a video game.
"What are you playing, dude?" The driving Viper asked the playing Viper.
"Space Battle Mechs." The playing Viper replied. "Aw nuts, I keep getting beat."
"What're your stats?"
"Attack Power: 50. Defense Power: 29. Special Weapon Power: 53. Special Defense Power: 39. Speed: 47."
"Ahh, there's your problem." The driving Viper said. "You mech's defensive power is very low. Your mech needs more armor." The van went over a bump in the road. "Whoa!" Unbeknownst to the two Vipers, a canister fell out of the back of the van. The canister rolled down the mountain, until it landed in the middle of a turkey farm. The canister broke on impact, causing a glowing neon blue gel-like substance to ooze out. A turkey walked up to the ooze. With its trademark gobble, the turkey ate some of the odd substance.
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Jake teleported in to the Institute's common room, alongside his Joe handler, the CBN warfare specialist and the man with many hobbies, Airtight. In Jake's hands, he carried Toothy, the muffin creature, created when Darkstar's eye laser blasted one of Kitty's muffins. Toothy growled happily, nuzzling Jake. Airtight was thrilled when he found out he'd have his own Misfit. Jake often helped him out on experiments and stuff, and Airtight did start another collection with Jake's help: Wrestling merchandise. Today, Jake wore an old Undertaker t-shirt, along with red jeans and white sneakers. Scott walked up to Jake. One could notice that Toothy had undergone some changes: It was a little larger, and it developed a pair of three-fingered arms like a T-rex. Jake's main duty under Airtight was the care of Toothy and observing the muffin creature.
"Here for the Thanksgiving dinner?" Scott asked. Jake smiled.
"Yup." Jake nodded. Toothy roared at the sight of Scott. "Toothy! No!" Toothy leapt out of Jake's arms, and using its big crocodile-like jaws, chomped on a part of Scott.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott screamed in a high voice.
"Bad Toothy! Off! Off! Get off that!" Airtight and Jake ordered, trying to get Toothy off Scott. Toothy finally let go, making Scott whimper and get into the fetal position.
"Why? Why Why Why?" Scott whimpered.
"What is with you Toothy?" Jake held a fidgeting Toothy. Toothy only let out a "Rowr!" in response. Jake sighed. Why couldn't Toothy see or talk? "Every time Scott comes near you, you attack him."
"I'll get something for him. I'll be right back." Airtight teleported away. Pietro zipped in.
"Hey Jake I need AAAAAGHHH!!!! NO GET IT OFF!!!" Pietro panicked as Toothy leapt up and attacked his face. "Not the face! Not the face! OH GOD NOT THE FACE!!!"
"TOOTHY!!!" Jake yelled, trying to get Toothy off. "I hope Airtight's getting the cattle prod!"
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A turkey farmer emerged from his home, ready to fatten the turkeys for Thanksgiving. He walked to his pasture of free-range turkeys. He didn't notice a canister emblazoned with the Cobra logo, but he did notice his turkeys were glowing blue.
"What the--?" He scratched his head. "Girls, you ok?"
"BURP!!!" The turkeys burped, and then something weird happened. They grew and mutated.
"Oh holy Toledo." The farmer gulped. The turkeys grew to around six feet in height. Their wings mutated into feathery arms with more powerful-looking wings attached, and their bodies became more powerful. "Uh...niice mutant turkeys?" He noticed the feathers on the biggest turkey's head looked like a crown. "Uh oh." The crowned turkey, now known as the King Turkey, ordered in a big booming gobble. The other mutant turkeys ran out of the farm, trampling the farmer. "Owieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Uh oh! Major trouble now! What was that ooze? What does Cobra want with it? And what are the mutant turkeys up to? Find out in the next chapter!