Thanksgiving Madness!
Wow! I got 63 reviews for "Hotter than Hellion"! Incredible! A new record! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! I hope this story'll get me over 70!
To Red Witch: Yup, mutant turkeys. I watch too much South Park.
To Sparky Genocide: Thanks for the info on Gnawgahyde! I remember this one episode of GI Joe with Matt Burke, Kurt's dad in the Misfit-verse. The episode featured a green-haired Dreadnok. It wasn't Zanya. Who was it, because I have no clue of the whole Dreadnok roster. Maybe I will have an episode with Leathersuit.
To Wizard1: Yup, Foxfire's quite a character! I thought it would be funny if Jake was paired with Airtight. Besides, I figured the guy could use an assistant. BTW, Kitty's gotta need glasses if she thinks mutated turkeys are cute.
To RogueFanKC: Actually, I was inspired by a Thanksgiving episode of South Park, one of my favorite shows. In the episode, a Marlon Brando-wannabe named Dr. Mephisto created genetically-engineered superturkeys, but they went wild and started killing people.
Chapter 3: Some more Insanity!!
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"Hey guys, guess what I got!" Paul waved a videotape in the air happily as he ran into the courtyard, where most of the mutants were hanging out. "I got a tape from Cousin Ace! Back home in LA!" Ace had left the Hellions as well as Jake and Fox. Since he revealed his true allegiance to the Hellions, Fury couldn't use him as a spy anymore. As a result, Ace was sent home back to LA, where he was just your average feral Beverly Hills native.
"Didn't X23 go there with him?" Jean remembered.
"Yeah. Ace wanted to show her the world beyond the lab. Why LA?" Logan wondered.
"You find a lot of wild and wacky things in LA." Paul grinned. "Especially in Hollywood, my old stomping grounds."
"There's also a lot of psychos, sleazebags, and criminals in LA." Craig remembered. "I should know."
"Yeah, bring the TV out, guys!" Paul waved. Blob and Peter lugged out a big screen TV with a VCR. "Hee hee!" Paul put the tape in, but he was interrupted. CRASH!!!!! Scott Summers was thrown through the glass doors.
"Aie!!!" Scott screamed. Kid Razor walked through the hole, with his trademark smirk. He seemed to have gained a modified costume: His tights were black with gold-and-silver razor blades with matching face paint, white boots with gold-and-black fringe, an AC/DC t-shirt, black biker gloves, gold wrist bands with silver lightning bolts, and a black-and-gold lightning-bolt jagged sash going from his right shoulder to just above his left thigh, with silver studs. His guitar was now a black 1976 Gibson Explorer, decorated with a silver fretboard, pickups and whammy bar, and the black parts of the guitar were decorated with golden lightning bolts.
"Did we miss the party?" Razor smirked. Greer, Thor, and Clint were with him. "The Kid of Rock hates it when he misses a party."
"Where's Jennifer?" Roberto wondered. His question was answered several seconds later.
"HELP ME!!!" A Boston-accented voice yelled. Jake Wildfire, the raging Red Dragon, ran by, being chased by Jennifer. "GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"JOIN THE CLUB!!!!" Barbecue screamed as he ran by, Lionheart hot on his heels. John watched, then chased Lionheart.
"Bad kitty woman!! Bad!! Bad!!!" John yelled as he pursued them.
"Anyway, let's see the tape!" Paul grinned. On it, Ace said hello, and introduced the mutants and Avengers to his friends, who also happened to be his bandmates in a local band known as the Ballroom Blitzers, a rock band who did original songs as well as covers of 70s and 80s rock classics: Bassist Randy Chang, who looked like an Asian-American version of Havok. He was the ultimate surfer bum. Guitarist Mandy Randall, who's blond hair reminded the gang of Farrah Fawcett's 70s hairdo, only shorter. She always wore a cheesecutter hat with a big feather in it. Drummer Michael "Micky" Alexander was an African-American girl who bore a slight resemblance to Janet Jackson. She dressed like a 80s rocker, and she had a nose ring that was connected to a gold spike earring on her right ear with a gold chain. Keyboardist Eddie Ulrich was a brown-haired rich kid who believed he was Marc Bolan of T. Rex reincarnated, as evidenced by his glam-rock clothes. The tape also showed X23. She looked a little different, with her hair in a ponytail. She still wore black, as evidenced by the black Hollywood t-shirt and black slacks.
"She's mellowed out." Scott observed. X23 was sitting on the couch, sipping soda out of a can, watching TV. The cameraman (Ace) went in front of the TV. X23 glared, unsheathed her claws, and angrily swiped them at Ace. He barely dodged with the camera intact.
"Not by much." Logan snickered.
{I can't believe a living weapon like X23 would hang around a bunch like Ace's crew.} Craig shook his head.
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(Cobra Headquarters, location unknown)
"DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Dr. Mindebender roared angrily. Destro was in Mindbender's lab. "One of the canisters of the mutagen is gone!"
"Why do you need that blue ooze?" The metal-masked man groaned.
"I need that 'ooze' to make my ultimate creation!" Mindbender grinned proudly. "Cobra Commander's gonna be so proud of me!"
{Oh this I have got to see.} Destro shook his head. Mindbender unveiled his "work-in-progress", and Destro nearly puked. "Yuck." He said.
"Nice, huh? I need that mutagen! Where'd it go?!" Mindbender started ranting and raving. Destro decided to leave.
{I need to use the bathroom.} The metal-masked man thought to himself. He went to the men's room. When he opened the door, he retched. "Aw c'mon! For the love of Pete, boy! Put your pants back on and do that somewhere else!"
"DOESN'T ANYONE BLOODY KNOCK AROUND HERE?!?!" Virus roared angrily.
"Get out of here, you disgusting pig!" Destro snapped. A grumbling Virus pulled up his pants and grabbed his picture of Althea.
"At least I don't have a face like a pig!" Virus snapped as he walked away.
"I do not wear this because I'm ashamed of my face!" Destro roared, pointing at his mask.
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"Okay, you guys." Scott said. He and the X-Boys had set up a huge slingshot. "Peter puts the boulder on the slingshot, then we fire it at Paul."
"Dis gonna go bad." Remy shook his head.
"This'll work! Relax!" Ray said.
"Okay, here he comes!" Scott said. Paul was walking by, and the X-Boys aimed the boulder-carrying slingshot. "Fire!" Scott fired the catapult, but as usual, something went wrong. Jake ran in front of Paul, Jennifer hot on his heels. The boulder flew into the air, and it landed on Jen, shattering on impact with her gamma-strengthened body.
"OWWWW!!!!" Jen screamed, clutching her head. "WHO THREW THAT?!?!"
"Uh-oh." The X-Boys' faces paled.
"Jen, are you okay?" Paul and Jake asked with some concern.
"I will be as soon as I find the punk who threw that!" Jen said. She noticed the X-Boys. "I should have known." She angrily stomped toward them. "Didn't learn your lesson last time, huh boys?!"
"Oh shoot." Peter squeaked.
"Mommy." Scott whimpered. Several seconds later...
"OWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Duncan Matthews drove down a road in his newly-repainted car.
"Ahh, what a great day." Duncan smiled as he drove his car. "No mutants around to ruin what the?" He stopped when he noticed a huge turkey print. "Okay Duncan. It's just a prank." He heard gobbling. "Huh?" He turned around and his eyes widened. A whole gaggle of mutant turkeys was racing towards him! "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! GIANT EVIL TURKEYS!!!!!" He gunned his engine, driving off at incredible speed. However, the turkeys were much too fast. It seemed as if they didn't notice him. The turkeys trampled over Duncan and his car. "HEY!!!! OWWWW!!! WATCH IT!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Man, Duncan never gets a break! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will the turkeys attack Bayville? Will everything get blown up? Will the X-Boys get sent back to the hospital? Find out in the next exciting chapter!!!
Wow! I got 63 reviews for "Hotter than Hellion"! Incredible! A new record! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! I hope this story'll get me over 70!
To Red Witch: Yup, mutant turkeys. I watch too much South Park.
To Sparky Genocide: Thanks for the info on Gnawgahyde! I remember this one episode of GI Joe with Matt Burke, Kurt's dad in the Misfit-verse. The episode featured a green-haired Dreadnok. It wasn't Zanya. Who was it, because I have no clue of the whole Dreadnok roster. Maybe I will have an episode with Leathersuit.
To Wizard1: Yup, Foxfire's quite a character! I thought it would be funny if Jake was paired with Airtight. Besides, I figured the guy could use an assistant. BTW, Kitty's gotta need glasses if she thinks mutated turkeys are cute.
To RogueFanKC: Actually, I was inspired by a Thanksgiving episode of South Park, one of my favorite shows. In the episode, a Marlon Brando-wannabe named Dr. Mephisto created genetically-engineered superturkeys, but they went wild and started killing people.
Chapter 3: Some more Insanity!!
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"Hey guys, guess what I got!" Paul waved a videotape in the air happily as he ran into the courtyard, where most of the mutants were hanging out. "I got a tape from Cousin Ace! Back home in LA!" Ace had left the Hellions as well as Jake and Fox. Since he revealed his true allegiance to the Hellions, Fury couldn't use him as a spy anymore. As a result, Ace was sent home back to LA, where he was just your average feral Beverly Hills native.
"Didn't X23 go there with him?" Jean remembered.
"Yeah. Ace wanted to show her the world beyond the lab. Why LA?" Logan wondered.
"You find a lot of wild and wacky things in LA." Paul grinned. "Especially in Hollywood, my old stomping grounds."
"There's also a lot of psychos, sleazebags, and criminals in LA." Craig remembered. "I should know."
"Yeah, bring the TV out, guys!" Paul waved. Blob and Peter lugged out a big screen TV with a VCR. "Hee hee!" Paul put the tape in, but he was interrupted. CRASH!!!!! Scott Summers was thrown through the glass doors.
"Aie!!!" Scott screamed. Kid Razor walked through the hole, with his trademark smirk. He seemed to have gained a modified costume: His tights were black with gold-and-silver razor blades with matching face paint, white boots with gold-and-black fringe, an AC/DC t-shirt, black biker gloves, gold wrist bands with silver lightning bolts, and a black-and-gold lightning-bolt jagged sash going from his right shoulder to just above his left thigh, with silver studs. His guitar was now a black 1976 Gibson Explorer, decorated with a silver fretboard, pickups and whammy bar, and the black parts of the guitar were decorated with golden lightning bolts.
"Did we miss the party?" Razor smirked. Greer, Thor, and Clint were with him. "The Kid of Rock hates it when he misses a party."
"Where's Jennifer?" Roberto wondered. His question was answered several seconds later.
"HELP ME!!!" A Boston-accented voice yelled. Jake Wildfire, the raging Red Dragon, ran by, being chased by Jennifer. "GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"JOIN THE CLUB!!!!" Barbecue screamed as he ran by, Lionheart hot on his heels. John watched, then chased Lionheart.
"Bad kitty woman!! Bad!! Bad!!!" John yelled as he pursued them.
"Anyway, let's see the tape!" Paul grinned. On it, Ace said hello, and introduced the mutants and Avengers to his friends, who also happened to be his bandmates in a local band known as the Ballroom Blitzers, a rock band who did original songs as well as covers of 70s and 80s rock classics: Bassist Randy Chang, who looked like an Asian-American version of Havok. He was the ultimate surfer bum. Guitarist Mandy Randall, who's blond hair reminded the gang of Farrah Fawcett's 70s hairdo, only shorter. She always wore a cheesecutter hat with a big feather in it. Drummer Michael "Micky" Alexander was an African-American girl who bore a slight resemblance to Janet Jackson. She dressed like a 80s rocker, and she had a nose ring that was connected to a gold spike earring on her right ear with a gold chain. Keyboardist Eddie Ulrich was a brown-haired rich kid who believed he was Marc Bolan of T. Rex reincarnated, as evidenced by his glam-rock clothes. The tape also showed X23. She looked a little different, with her hair in a ponytail. She still wore black, as evidenced by the black Hollywood t-shirt and black slacks.
"She's mellowed out." Scott observed. X23 was sitting on the couch, sipping soda out of a can, watching TV. The cameraman (Ace) went in front of the TV. X23 glared, unsheathed her claws, and angrily swiped them at Ace. He barely dodged with the camera intact.
"Not by much." Logan snickered.
{I can't believe a living weapon like X23 would hang around a bunch like Ace's crew.} Craig shook his head.
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(Cobra Headquarters, location unknown)
"DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Dr. Mindebender roared angrily. Destro was in Mindbender's lab. "One of the canisters of the mutagen is gone!"
"Why do you need that blue ooze?" The metal-masked man groaned.
"I need that 'ooze' to make my ultimate creation!" Mindbender grinned proudly. "Cobra Commander's gonna be so proud of me!"
{Oh this I have got to see.} Destro shook his head. Mindbender unveiled his "work-in-progress", and Destro nearly puked. "Yuck." He said.
"Nice, huh? I need that mutagen! Where'd it go?!" Mindbender started ranting and raving. Destro decided to leave.
{I need to use the bathroom.} The metal-masked man thought to himself. He went to the men's room. When he opened the door, he retched. "Aw c'mon! For the love of Pete, boy! Put your pants back on and do that somewhere else!"
"DOESN'T ANYONE BLOODY KNOCK AROUND HERE?!?!" Virus roared angrily.
"Get out of here, you disgusting pig!" Destro snapped. A grumbling Virus pulled up his pants and grabbed his picture of Althea.
"At least I don't have a face like a pig!" Virus snapped as he walked away.
"I do not wear this because I'm ashamed of my face!" Destro roared, pointing at his mask.
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"Okay, you guys." Scott said. He and the X-Boys had set up a huge slingshot. "Peter puts the boulder on the slingshot, then we fire it at Paul."
"Dis gonna go bad." Remy shook his head.
"This'll work! Relax!" Ray said.
"Okay, here he comes!" Scott said. Paul was walking by, and the X-Boys aimed the boulder-carrying slingshot. "Fire!" Scott fired the catapult, but as usual, something went wrong. Jake ran in front of Paul, Jennifer hot on his heels. The boulder flew into the air, and it landed on Jen, shattering on impact with her gamma-strengthened body.
"OWWWW!!!!" Jen screamed, clutching her head. "WHO THREW THAT?!?!"
"Uh-oh." The X-Boys' faces paled.
"Jen, are you okay?" Paul and Jake asked with some concern.
"I will be as soon as I find the punk who threw that!" Jen said. She noticed the X-Boys. "I should have known." She angrily stomped toward them. "Didn't learn your lesson last time, huh boys?!"
"Oh shoot." Peter squeaked.
"Mommy." Scott whimpered. Several seconds later...
"OWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Duncan Matthews drove down a road in his newly-repainted car.
"Ahh, what a great day." Duncan smiled as he drove his car. "No mutants around to ruin what the?" He stopped when he noticed a huge turkey print. "Okay Duncan. It's just a prank." He heard gobbling. "Huh?" He turned around and his eyes widened. A whole gaggle of mutant turkeys was racing towards him! "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! GIANT EVIL TURKEYS!!!!!" He gunned his engine, driving off at incredible speed. However, the turkeys were much too fast. It seemed as if they didn't notice him. The turkeys trampled over Duncan and his car. "HEY!!!! OWWWW!!! WATCH IT!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Man, Duncan never gets a break! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will the turkeys attack Bayville? Will everything get blown up? Will the X-Boys get sent back to the hospital? Find out in the next exciting chapter!!!