Chapter 3
All together
Harry couldn't believe that the killing was that important. He squeezed tighter, until a bone popped out, at least Harry hoped that it was a bone. Ron looked at him, worriedly.
"What's wrong Harry?" he asked.
" Nothing. All the killings are just getting to me. Who do you think did it?" Harry asked.
" Voldemort of course. Who else?" Fred replied.
Harry was surprised at the balls on Fred for saying his name out loud. It was a very risky thing to do that nowadays, for since he was alive, he could come anytime and slice your fucking throat.
"Why were you looking inside Victoria's Secret?" Fred asked. Ron hit him with his elbow. That was obviously what Ron had whispered to him.
" I saw Snape in there looking at some cologne and other stuff" Harry replied. Ron and Fred looked past him and then looked at each other.
"It's okay, Harry. You can tell us the truth, you know. We won't tell anyone." Fred said.
"What are you talking about? Snape is right t-" Harry started to say as he looked around, but then saw that Snape was gone. He looked all around them. He was gone. How could he have gotten past me?, Harry asked himself.
" Now, why were you really looking in the window?" Ron asked.
"Seriously, Snape was in there. Why don't you believe me?" Harry asked them. Ron and Fred had thinking faces.
"Well, I always thought he was gay or bisexual, at least" said Fred. Ron nodded his head, affirming his belief as well.
"He is not. I bet he could get women if he wasn't so creepy." Harry added.
"Who could get women?" a familiar voice said behind them. They turned around and there was the rest of the Weasley family. Mr. Weasley was wearing a baseball cap, which didn't exactly fit all of his head, a sweater, which didn't go with the hat and khakis, which actually suited him quite nicely. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny both had matching outfits, which were the talk of all the mothers in the mall. They both had hair in a bun. There dresses were snowy white and draped to their knees. Little diamonds were along the outside. Ginny looked especially good, Harry thought. Ginny looked at him in a sort of daze, at least that's what everyone was thinking.
"Like the dresses, Harry" Ginny asked.
"Lovely, where did you get them?" Harry asked.
" Ginny made them. She's an excellent seamstress or whatever they're called" Mr. Weasley said.
" Really, you made these. Very, very pretty dresses." Harry added.
Ron and Fred both started to laugh. Everyone was looking at them.
"Where's George at?" Harry asked.
Mr. And Mrs. Weasley looked at each other and they had sad faces. Mr. Weasley finally spoke.
" He had to stay at his joke shop. They just couldn't have it closed or unmanned. So George said for Fred to go and for him to stay." Mr. Weasley said. Fred was smilng. Harry couldn't figure out why he was.
"Well we must be off. We must not be late to Kalfern's house" Mr. Weasley said.
"Can't we just stay here a little longer" Fred pleaded.
"No, we have to be schedule. Even though I don't like them we must be nice and be there on time. Now remember everyone, especially Harry, don't come off too excited to see him. He knows when we lie and please Fred, no jokes. And another thing, don't mention the Ministry or anything magical. He'll bring the matter up himself" Mr. Weasley said.
"What's wrong with your relatives?" Harry asked Ron.
"I don't know. I've never met them. This should be a lot of fun." Ron said. They all got everything together and started out for Claudette and Kalfern's house. They got in a Firebird, which by the looks of it, had been seriously damaged and they all buckled up. Mr. Weasley started the car, it stalled, and after five tries it finally started. They all yelled, "HOORAY!" and they were off. Now, Mr. Weasley doesn't drive fast, so he started off at thirty miles per hour in a fifty. People were all around him and they didn't seem to appreciate his lack of speed. There was one guy who flipped him off. Mr. Weasley knew what that meant and got out his wand. He took the wand in hand and yelled, " Empilius Tancozus" and a yellow stream of fog came out of the wand in a stream. It went into the man's gasoline tank and removed all the gas. The car suddenly stopped and there was a twenty car pile up minutes later. Everyone laughed, except Mrs. Weasley, who didn't seem impressed with the magic. Harry and Ron looked at each other and laughed. Harry was starting to have fun again. The Firebird was nearing a tunnel, when Mr. Weasley turned the car over to a ditch.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ARTHUR!!" Mrs. Weasley yelled. Harry and everyone else braced for impact. Cars on the road were swerving and a couple were stopping their cars and getting out. Mr. Weasley sped up and licked his lips.
"HERE WE GO!!" Mr. Weasley yelled and they hit the ditch and Harry closed his eyes. He thought he was dead when he opened his eyes, for when he did all could see was blue. He looked all around everyone was looking calm, why wasn't he? Then he realized that he was flying. Harry remembered his last encounter with a flying car and this didn't make him feel any better. They swooped and swirled through the air, leaving London behind them. They went so high, they could almost touch the sun. Harry looked out of the window with Ron, while Fred tried to hurl a loogy on an unsuspecting muggle or magical person. Mrs. Weasley was napping. She always napped on trips because she didn't want fall asleep in front of company. She snored, which complicated the serenity of the whole ride. Mr. Weasley was in the driver's seat driving AND trying to get Mrs. Weasley to stop snoring, which proved to be very difficult. Harry couldn't help but laugh, for he needed to be happy. He needed to forget the dead woman's finger in his pocket, and the ring on her finger. He needed to forget that Voldemort really wanted to kill his ass. Just when he started to remember Mr. Weasley shouted. " WE'RE COMING UP ON THE HOUSE!!"
Everyone looked out and looked at the house. Harry thought it looked very realistic. Almost like the Dursley's house. He could hardly imagine a wizard or witch living there. As they approached, they heard a loud BOOM! And the car shook. It took a dive and fell to the ground. The car hit the ground and everyone hit the roof.
Harry heard a slam of a door ad voice go,
"Watch out for the Boomsies, they are very easily upset"
All together
Harry couldn't believe that the killing was that important. He squeezed tighter, until a bone popped out, at least Harry hoped that it was a bone. Ron looked at him, worriedly.
"What's wrong Harry?" he asked.
" Nothing. All the killings are just getting to me. Who do you think did it?" Harry asked.
" Voldemort of course. Who else?" Fred replied.
Harry was surprised at the balls on Fred for saying his name out loud. It was a very risky thing to do that nowadays, for since he was alive, he could come anytime and slice your fucking throat.
"Why were you looking inside Victoria's Secret?" Fred asked. Ron hit him with his elbow. That was obviously what Ron had whispered to him.
" I saw Snape in there looking at some cologne and other stuff" Harry replied. Ron and Fred looked past him and then looked at each other.
"It's okay, Harry. You can tell us the truth, you know. We won't tell anyone." Fred said.
"What are you talking about? Snape is right t-" Harry started to say as he looked around, but then saw that Snape was gone. He looked all around them. He was gone. How could he have gotten past me?, Harry asked himself.
" Now, why were you really looking in the window?" Ron asked.
"Seriously, Snape was in there. Why don't you believe me?" Harry asked them. Ron and Fred had thinking faces.
"Well, I always thought he was gay or bisexual, at least" said Fred. Ron nodded his head, affirming his belief as well.
"He is not. I bet he could get women if he wasn't so creepy." Harry added.
"Who could get women?" a familiar voice said behind them. They turned around and there was the rest of the Weasley family. Mr. Weasley was wearing a baseball cap, which didn't exactly fit all of his head, a sweater, which didn't go with the hat and khakis, which actually suited him quite nicely. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny both had matching outfits, which were the talk of all the mothers in the mall. They both had hair in a bun. There dresses were snowy white and draped to their knees. Little diamonds were along the outside. Ginny looked especially good, Harry thought. Ginny looked at him in a sort of daze, at least that's what everyone was thinking.
"Like the dresses, Harry" Ginny asked.
"Lovely, where did you get them?" Harry asked.
" Ginny made them. She's an excellent seamstress or whatever they're called" Mr. Weasley said.
" Really, you made these. Very, very pretty dresses." Harry added.
Ron and Fred both started to laugh. Everyone was looking at them.
"Where's George at?" Harry asked.
Mr. And Mrs. Weasley looked at each other and they had sad faces. Mr. Weasley finally spoke.
" He had to stay at his joke shop. They just couldn't have it closed or unmanned. So George said for Fred to go and for him to stay." Mr. Weasley said. Fred was smilng. Harry couldn't figure out why he was.
"Well we must be off. We must not be late to Kalfern's house" Mr. Weasley said.
"Can't we just stay here a little longer" Fred pleaded.
"No, we have to be schedule. Even though I don't like them we must be nice and be there on time. Now remember everyone, especially Harry, don't come off too excited to see him. He knows when we lie and please Fred, no jokes. And another thing, don't mention the Ministry or anything magical. He'll bring the matter up himself" Mr. Weasley said.
"What's wrong with your relatives?" Harry asked Ron.
"I don't know. I've never met them. This should be a lot of fun." Ron said. They all got everything together and started out for Claudette and Kalfern's house. They got in a Firebird, which by the looks of it, had been seriously damaged and they all buckled up. Mr. Weasley started the car, it stalled, and after five tries it finally started. They all yelled, "HOORAY!" and they were off. Now, Mr. Weasley doesn't drive fast, so he started off at thirty miles per hour in a fifty. People were all around him and they didn't seem to appreciate his lack of speed. There was one guy who flipped him off. Mr. Weasley knew what that meant and got out his wand. He took the wand in hand and yelled, " Empilius Tancozus" and a yellow stream of fog came out of the wand in a stream. It went into the man's gasoline tank and removed all the gas. The car suddenly stopped and there was a twenty car pile up minutes later. Everyone laughed, except Mrs. Weasley, who didn't seem impressed with the magic. Harry and Ron looked at each other and laughed. Harry was starting to have fun again. The Firebird was nearing a tunnel, when Mr. Weasley turned the car over to a ditch.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ARTHUR!!" Mrs. Weasley yelled. Harry and everyone else braced for impact. Cars on the road were swerving and a couple were stopping their cars and getting out. Mr. Weasley sped up and licked his lips.
"HERE WE GO!!" Mr. Weasley yelled and they hit the ditch and Harry closed his eyes. He thought he was dead when he opened his eyes, for when he did all could see was blue. He looked all around everyone was looking calm, why wasn't he? Then he realized that he was flying. Harry remembered his last encounter with a flying car and this didn't make him feel any better. They swooped and swirled through the air, leaving London behind them. They went so high, they could almost touch the sun. Harry looked out of the window with Ron, while Fred tried to hurl a loogy on an unsuspecting muggle or magical person. Mrs. Weasley was napping. She always napped on trips because she didn't want fall asleep in front of company. She snored, which complicated the serenity of the whole ride. Mr. Weasley was in the driver's seat driving AND trying to get Mrs. Weasley to stop snoring, which proved to be very difficult. Harry couldn't help but laugh, for he needed to be happy. He needed to forget the dead woman's finger in his pocket, and the ring on her finger. He needed to forget that Voldemort really wanted to kill his ass. Just when he started to remember Mr. Weasley shouted. " WE'RE COMING UP ON THE HOUSE!!"
Everyone looked out and looked at the house. Harry thought it looked very realistic. Almost like the Dursley's house. He could hardly imagine a wizard or witch living there. As they approached, they heard a loud BOOM! And the car shook. It took a dive and fell to the ground. The car hit the ground and everyone hit the roof.
Harry heard a slam of a door ad voice go,
"Watch out for the Boomsies, they are very easily upset"