Chapter 4
Claudette, Kalfern and the house
" They are very agitated at the sense of people in the area," Kalfern said as he helped Arthur up off the ground. Arthur picked up his wand and hat. Everyone stumbled to get up and checked themselves to see if they were still all in order. Ron and Mrs. Weasley were stuck together because their buttons had gotten caught together. They finally decided on a clean jerk and they both fell flat on their behinds. Mrs. Weasley panties could be seen by Harry, and as he saw them he quickly had a desire to wash his eyes out.
Mr. Weasley hugged his grandfather and went to go get his suitcase. The car was in a terrible state. The front looked like a metal sandwich to the back of the car, which looked like a freak painting. Ron tried to find his suitcase, which was stuck in the door. He pulled hard and managed to get it out without falling. Harry was jumping at a tree which was playing keep way with his suitcase.
" Why do you want this?" the tree roared out.
" It has my clothes in it. I need it so I can wear clean clothes" Harry replied.
" You should be a tree. We never have to wear clothes. We're always naked" the tree said and threw the suitcase on the ground.
" That's Bosley", Kalfern said, " He likes to tell people how great it is to be a tree. He's only there because the zoo gave him to us. He never stopped complaining to the bears".
A door was closed and everyone looked around. There in front of them was a 30 year old beauty. Ron and Harry's eyes light up and their pants got excited. There's Kalfern, 60 and going bald, with a 30 year old bombshell. What were the odds?
" Hello, I'm Claudette. Welcome to our lovely house. It's not much on the outside, but exciting on the inside" and as she said this she licked her finger at Ron. Harry hit him in the back of the head to stop from drooling.
" Sorry, I got lost" said a voice from behind them. It was Ginny.
" Oh, you were lost?" said Mr. Weasley and he continued to go near the house.
" What happened?" Mrs. Weasley asked.
" Well, as we were crashing the window opened and I fell out. Luckily, a boomsie caught me and blew me up into the sky. I fell and landed in a talking tree. After giving me a strong lecture on the decency and trustworthiness of trees, he finally let me go and here I am. Ta-Da" she said and was obviously happy to be away from the talking tree.
" If everyone is here in sound and mind," he said as he looked at Fred, picking his nose, " We can go inside" said Uncle Kalfern and they then entered the house.
Claudette, Kalfern and the house
" They are very agitated at the sense of people in the area," Kalfern said as he helped Arthur up off the ground. Arthur picked up his wand and hat. Everyone stumbled to get up and checked themselves to see if they were still all in order. Ron and Mrs. Weasley were stuck together because their buttons had gotten caught together. They finally decided on a clean jerk and they both fell flat on their behinds. Mrs. Weasley panties could be seen by Harry, and as he saw them he quickly had a desire to wash his eyes out.
Mr. Weasley hugged his grandfather and went to go get his suitcase. The car was in a terrible state. The front looked like a metal sandwich to the back of the car, which looked like a freak painting. Ron tried to find his suitcase, which was stuck in the door. He pulled hard and managed to get it out without falling. Harry was jumping at a tree which was playing keep way with his suitcase.
" Why do you want this?" the tree roared out.
" It has my clothes in it. I need it so I can wear clean clothes" Harry replied.
" You should be a tree. We never have to wear clothes. We're always naked" the tree said and threw the suitcase on the ground.
" That's Bosley", Kalfern said, " He likes to tell people how great it is to be a tree. He's only there because the zoo gave him to us. He never stopped complaining to the bears".
A door was closed and everyone looked around. There in front of them was a 30 year old beauty. Ron and Harry's eyes light up and their pants got excited. There's Kalfern, 60 and going bald, with a 30 year old bombshell. What were the odds?
" Hello, I'm Claudette. Welcome to our lovely house. It's not much on the outside, but exciting on the inside" and as she said this she licked her finger at Ron. Harry hit him in the back of the head to stop from drooling.
" Sorry, I got lost" said a voice from behind them. It was Ginny.
" Oh, you were lost?" said Mr. Weasley and he continued to go near the house.
" What happened?" Mrs. Weasley asked.
" Well, as we were crashing the window opened and I fell out. Luckily, a boomsie caught me and blew me up into the sky. I fell and landed in a talking tree. After giving me a strong lecture on the decency and trustworthiness of trees, he finally let me go and here I am. Ta-Da" she said and was obviously happy to be away from the talking tree.
" If everyone is here in sound and mind," he said as he looked at Fred, picking his nose, " We can go inside" said Uncle Kalfern and they then entered the house.