Welcome to a Final Fantasy Thanksgiving! Through the use of hidden listening devices, I can bring you what almost every FF character is thankful for. While who is in no particular order, I still think I shall follow the traditional order of VII, VIII, IX, X and X-2. I don't own of these characters nor any others from the following chapters. They all belong to Square Enix. Very depressing.
FF VII
Cloud: Do I have to do this?
Aeris: Yes. It's tradition.
Cloud: I've never heard of it.
Aeris: Just do it!
Cloud: Fine, you asked for it. I'm thankful for the opportunity to have helped save the planet, bring world peace, defeat my archenemy Sephiroth, and to learn to crochet. Guess what you all are getting for Christmas?
All: *Groan*
Cid: I'm thankful for the twelve-step program that's helped me to stop constantly swearing. And... oh $(^*& it! Give some of that %@*^#% turkey right now!
Tifa (with lisp): I'm thankful fors all the nice things that's going on. And that I love Cloud! There I say it. (Falls to the ground in a drunken stupor.)
Yuffie: What happened?
Aeris: I think Tifa brought her own supply of drinks. She does work in a bar.
Barret: I'm thankful for ma' daughter Marlene and for the fall of Shin Ra, the rat bastards.
Reeve: *Cough* *Cough*
Barret: Wha's the matter? Gotta cold?
Reeve: I'll go next. I'm thankful for the end of stupid terrorist activity against the hardworking individuals at Shin Ra.
Barret: Got something to say, cat face?
Reeve: Like you couldn't guess?
Barret: I promised not to cause mayhem. So go get some medicine for ya cough.
Aeris: Stop it you two. I'm thankful for having traveled the world, meeting people, seeing new places and realizing my potential as a Cetra. Thank you everyone.
Red XIII: I'm thankful for the support I've found in my friends to help me get over my grandfather's passing. I cannot thank you enough.
Yuffie: Me next! I'm thankful for having met all of you.
Cid: Us and our $)(!#load of Materia!
Yuffie: Damn straight!
Sephiroth: I'll take my turn now. I'm thankful that I could realize the error of my ways and the phenomenal love of Chocobos that I now posses. You go to Gold Saucer? The Chocobo races kick ass!
Yuffie: Who invited Sephy?
Cloud: I think Aeris did. Forgive and forget I guess.
Vincent: Last as always. I'm thankful for spending time with such warm and loving friends as you.
Yuffie: Vincent? You alright?
Vincent: Alright? I'm better than alright! I'm wonderful! I'm on top of the world! (Vincent smiles)
Yuffie: Oh my gawd! Vincent's gone insane, run for it!
Five minutes and a complete evacuation of the building later.
Yuffie: I'd told you this would work.
Vincent: Remember, I get half of everything.
Yuffie: Yeah, yeah. Now stop smiling! It creeps me out.
Vincent leans in closer to Yuffie.
Yuffie: W-what? What is it? Something on my face?
Vincent: Maybe.
Vincent leans in even closer and gives Yuffie a little kiss on the cheek.
Vincent: Now there is.
Yuffie exits, yelling and screaming.
Vincent: Ah, there. What I have to go through for a peaceful holiday by myself.
FF VII
Cloud: Do I have to do this?
Aeris: Yes. It's tradition.
Cloud: I've never heard of it.
Aeris: Just do it!
Cloud: Fine, you asked for it. I'm thankful for the opportunity to have helped save the planet, bring world peace, defeat my archenemy Sephiroth, and to learn to crochet. Guess what you all are getting for Christmas?
All: *Groan*
Cid: I'm thankful for the twelve-step program that's helped me to stop constantly swearing. And... oh $(^*& it! Give some of that %@*^#% turkey right now!
Tifa (with lisp): I'm thankful fors all the nice things that's going on. And that I love Cloud! There I say it. (Falls to the ground in a drunken stupor.)
Yuffie: What happened?
Aeris: I think Tifa brought her own supply of drinks. She does work in a bar.
Barret: I'm thankful for ma' daughter Marlene and for the fall of Shin Ra, the rat bastards.
Reeve: *Cough* *Cough*
Barret: Wha's the matter? Gotta cold?
Reeve: I'll go next. I'm thankful for the end of stupid terrorist activity against the hardworking individuals at Shin Ra.
Barret: Got something to say, cat face?
Reeve: Like you couldn't guess?
Barret: I promised not to cause mayhem. So go get some medicine for ya cough.
Aeris: Stop it you two. I'm thankful for having traveled the world, meeting people, seeing new places and realizing my potential as a Cetra. Thank you everyone.
Red XIII: I'm thankful for the support I've found in my friends to help me get over my grandfather's passing. I cannot thank you enough.
Yuffie: Me next! I'm thankful for having met all of you.
Cid: Us and our $)(!#load of Materia!
Yuffie: Damn straight!
Sephiroth: I'll take my turn now. I'm thankful that I could realize the error of my ways and the phenomenal love of Chocobos that I now posses. You go to Gold Saucer? The Chocobo races kick ass!
Yuffie: Who invited Sephy?
Cloud: I think Aeris did. Forgive and forget I guess.
Vincent: Last as always. I'm thankful for spending time with such warm and loving friends as you.
Yuffie: Vincent? You alright?
Vincent: Alright? I'm better than alright! I'm wonderful! I'm on top of the world! (Vincent smiles)
Yuffie: Oh my gawd! Vincent's gone insane, run for it!
Five minutes and a complete evacuation of the building later.
Yuffie: I'd told you this would work.
Vincent: Remember, I get half of everything.
Yuffie: Yeah, yeah. Now stop smiling! It creeps me out.
Vincent leans in closer to Yuffie.
Yuffie: W-what? What is it? Something on my face?
Vincent: Maybe.
Vincent leans in even closer and gives Yuffie a little kiss on the cheek.
Vincent: Now there is.
Yuffie exits, yelling and screaming.
Vincent: Ah, there. What I have to go through for a peaceful holiday by myself.