Thanksgiving Madness!
To silvers: Glad to meet you! I heard you have me on your favorites list! Awesome! About Ace, Paul and Craig: It's really just an assumption. Ace claims to be their cousin, and since Paul and Craig want to know who their family is, they assume that Ace is their cousin.
To Wizard1: It is possible that John and Paul know of Bruce Banner. And knowing those two, it's probably how Sheriff Walters' car exploded. Maybe Ace never got around to telling Paul and Craig about his family. I definitely want to shed more light on the mystery of the Starr Family. (Kid Razor: *reading one of Wizard1's reviews for "Hotter than Hellion"*: You gotta be kidding! The Kid of Rock gets away with insulting people like the Hellfire Club all the time! It's my job!)
To RogueFanKC: Yup, Kelly got assaulted by a turkey! I like the weird blessings. The kitchen won't survive this, that's for certain.
To Aaron: Yeah, I think the She-Hulk might have thing for the Red Dragon. I own the first South Park game for Nintendo 64. I love playing it, and I also like blasting Cartman.
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, the X-Girls get very jealous! I plan to do a fic where the Misfits go to England alongside Wildstar and meet Ace's famous uncle: A certain 60s-dressing swinging secret agent.
To torque: Yeah, those Cobras aren't too smart, are they? The curse of being a terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
To Captain Marvel: Thanks for the suggestion. I may do the X23/Todd/Althea thing in another fic.
To Red Witch: Glad you loved the turkey torture to Kelly! (Kelly: Oh my God, I was so violated) Here's some more for you!
Chapter 5: More Madness!
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"And in other news." A picture of a turkey appeared on the television screen. "GIANT TURKEYS ARE ATTACKING BAYVILLE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!" There was a pause for a second. "And in other news, Senator Robert Kelly was carted off by a bunch of guys in white coats. He claimed he was assaulted by one of these mutant turkeys. Whether he plans to campaign against them remains unknown. GIANT EVIL TURKEYS!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" Jamie Madrox turned off the television.
"Oh please." He huffed. "Giant mutant turkeys. Those newscasters are becoming less and less credible every single freakin' day." He heard a door slam, and Paul and Dani ran in. They were panting, and Paul was clutching his chest. "You two had fun?" Jamie snickered.
"James, you are NOT gonna believe it!" Paul replied.
"THOR, THAT HURTS!!! OWWWWW!!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME WITH THAT HAMMER?!?!" Ray screamed as he ran by, Thor in hot pursuit.
"Anyway, we saw something incredible!" Paul continued.
"Turkeys! Giant mutant turkeys!" Dani exclaimed. "Paul saved me!" She hugged Starchild. Jamie rolled his eyes. He then noticed Wolverine trying to get Tigra off him, accompanied by a laughing Jinx.
"PUPPY!!!" Tigra squealed.
"Get off me, you striped half-cat nutball!" Logan roared. "What are you made of, Krazy Glue!?!?!"
"Jinx, you have a cute puppy!" Tigra grinned.
"I AM NOT A PUPPY!!!!" Logan yelled.
"Awwww Wolvie, you're just a puppy at heart, and you know it!" Jinx laughed.
"Now don't you start!" Logan groaned at Jinx. Jamie sighed.
"Did those performance enhancer mess up her brain chemistry too?" Jamie groaned. "I'm the only sane person in this building!" He then noticed Scott, trying to get Toothy off him, and Jake was trying to help him. "Well, except for Jake. What was that about turkeys?"
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"WHAT?!?!?!" Cobra Commander roared at the news. Dr. Mindbender, the Baroness and Destro were in the Commander's throne room. "Cobra's precious mutagen was ingested by a group of TURKEYS?!?!"
"Unfortunately, that's the case Commander." Destro grumbled. "Those drivers were too busy discussing some robot versions of Pokemon!"
"Commander, maybe we can use those turkeys for ourselves." Baroness suggested. "We should capture them and control them!"
"That seems like an idea." Cobra Commander nodded, grinning underneath his metal faceplate.
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"We are Scotsmen, hey! We are Scotsmen, hey!" Iron Man and Beast sang.
"Will you two knuckleheads quit dancing in the kitchen?! You two are knocking everything over!!!" Storm snapped. "Hank! Quit swinging those bagpipes!" Shipwreck walked in with a snicker.
"Hey Ororo."
"Oh great. The idiots are breeding." Storm groaned.
"What's up?"
"Rob Roy and William Wallace over there have just become the Scottish version of Laurel and Hardy!" Ororo grumbled, pointing to the two Scotsmen. Shipwreck had an evil idea as he saw Bulldog snooze on a couch.
"Hey fellas! There's an Englishman over there!" Shipwreck grinned, pointing at a sleeping Bulldog. Tony and Hank unsheathed swords.
"FOR THE GLORY OF SCOTLAND!!!!" They crowed, running into the room.
"HEY WHAT OWWWW!!!! WHAT THE?!?! YIPE!!!! OWWW!!!! HEY WATCH THAT SWORD!!!!" Bulldog cried as the Scotsmen ganged up on him. Shipwreck laughed happily, finally getting one over on the English Joe. He turned to Storm triumphantly, but she was none too happy. "Uh oh. YEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shipwreck got fried. A charred mess, he staggered into the room, only to get caught by an enraged Bulldog.
"Hello Shipwreck."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"No! No! No!" Duncan Matthews screamed as the cops threw him into the jail. "Do you know who I am?! I'm important! My dad'll make you clowns do beats for the rest of your lives!" The football player heard snickering, like a huge man. He turned around. "No! No!" Duncan flattened himself against the wall. "No! Stay Back! Stay back! No! NO!!! OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Two cops overheard the screaming.
"Did we just throw him in the cell with Bubba?" The first cop asked the second, pointing at the cell with his thumb. The second cop shrugged.
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"Yeah right, Jamie!" Scott laughed. "Giant Turkeys in Bayville! Please!"
"I saw it on the news, nerd-boy!" Jamie snapped, finally losing his patience. Scott glared.
"Look Madrox, I've had enough with Foxfire, Avalanche, and Kid Razor making fun of me all the time!" Scott snapped.
"Not my problem." Jamie huffed, walking away. He then heard screams. "Aw no, the girls are catfighting again!" Xavier wheeled up to Scott.
"Is something wrong?"
"Besides hoping that Alvers, Razor, and Jason Fox all drop dead, nothing really." Scott sighed.
"Hey Chromedome! You are not gonna believe this." Kid Razor ran up to the two. He then looked at Scott. "Who are you?"
"You know me! I'm - " Scott snapped.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!" Razor snapped in Scott's face. "Anyway, there are mutant turkeys in Bayville!"
Looks like the X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers meet the Turkeys! What'll happen next? Will the X-Girls ever stop fighting? What happened to Duncan? (Duncan: Somebody call the Special Victims Unit!) What's Cobra up to? Find out in the next chapter!!
To silvers: Glad to meet you! I heard you have me on your favorites list! Awesome! About Ace, Paul and Craig: It's really just an assumption. Ace claims to be their cousin, and since Paul and Craig want to know who their family is, they assume that Ace is their cousin.
To Wizard1: It is possible that John and Paul know of Bruce Banner. And knowing those two, it's probably how Sheriff Walters' car exploded. Maybe Ace never got around to telling Paul and Craig about his family. I definitely want to shed more light on the mystery of the Starr Family. (Kid Razor: *reading one of Wizard1's reviews for "Hotter than Hellion"*: You gotta be kidding! The Kid of Rock gets away with insulting people like the Hellfire Club all the time! It's my job!)
To RogueFanKC: Yup, Kelly got assaulted by a turkey! I like the weird blessings. The kitchen won't survive this, that's for certain.
To Aaron: Yeah, I think the She-Hulk might have thing for the Red Dragon. I own the first South Park game for Nintendo 64. I love playing it, and I also like blasting Cartman.
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, the X-Girls get very jealous! I plan to do a fic where the Misfits go to England alongside Wildstar and meet Ace's famous uncle: A certain 60s-dressing swinging secret agent.
To torque: Yeah, those Cobras aren't too smart, are they? The curse of being a terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
To Captain Marvel: Thanks for the suggestion. I may do the X23/Todd/Althea thing in another fic.
To Red Witch: Glad you loved the turkey torture to Kelly! (Kelly: Oh my God, I was so violated) Here's some more for you!
Chapter 5: More Madness!
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"And in other news." A picture of a turkey appeared on the television screen. "GIANT TURKEYS ARE ATTACKING BAYVILLE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!" There was a pause for a second. "And in other news, Senator Robert Kelly was carted off by a bunch of guys in white coats. He claimed he was assaulted by one of these mutant turkeys. Whether he plans to campaign against them remains unknown. GIANT EVIL TURKEYS!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" Jamie Madrox turned off the television.
"Oh please." He huffed. "Giant mutant turkeys. Those newscasters are becoming less and less credible every single freakin' day." He heard a door slam, and Paul and Dani ran in. They were panting, and Paul was clutching his chest. "You two had fun?" Jamie snickered.
"James, you are NOT gonna believe it!" Paul replied.
"THOR, THAT HURTS!!! OWWWWW!!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME WITH THAT HAMMER?!?!" Ray screamed as he ran by, Thor in hot pursuit.
"Anyway, we saw something incredible!" Paul continued.
"Turkeys! Giant mutant turkeys!" Dani exclaimed. "Paul saved me!" She hugged Starchild. Jamie rolled his eyes. He then noticed Wolverine trying to get Tigra off him, accompanied by a laughing Jinx.
"PUPPY!!!" Tigra squealed.
"Get off me, you striped half-cat nutball!" Logan roared. "What are you made of, Krazy Glue!?!?!"
"Jinx, you have a cute puppy!" Tigra grinned.
"I AM NOT A PUPPY!!!!" Logan yelled.
"Awwww Wolvie, you're just a puppy at heart, and you know it!" Jinx laughed.
"Now don't you start!" Logan groaned at Jinx. Jamie sighed.
"Did those performance enhancer mess up her brain chemistry too?" Jamie groaned. "I'm the only sane person in this building!" He then noticed Scott, trying to get Toothy off him, and Jake was trying to help him. "Well, except for Jake. What was that about turkeys?"
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"WHAT?!?!?!" Cobra Commander roared at the news. Dr. Mindbender, the Baroness and Destro were in the Commander's throne room. "Cobra's precious mutagen was ingested by a group of TURKEYS?!?!"
"Unfortunately, that's the case Commander." Destro grumbled. "Those drivers were too busy discussing some robot versions of Pokemon!"
"Commander, maybe we can use those turkeys for ourselves." Baroness suggested. "We should capture them and control them!"
"That seems like an idea." Cobra Commander nodded, grinning underneath his metal faceplate.
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"We are Scotsmen, hey! We are Scotsmen, hey!" Iron Man and Beast sang.
"Will you two knuckleheads quit dancing in the kitchen?! You two are knocking everything over!!!" Storm snapped. "Hank! Quit swinging those bagpipes!" Shipwreck walked in with a snicker.
"Hey Ororo."
"Oh great. The idiots are breeding." Storm groaned.
"What's up?"
"Rob Roy and William Wallace over there have just become the Scottish version of Laurel and Hardy!" Ororo grumbled, pointing to the two Scotsmen. Shipwreck had an evil idea as he saw Bulldog snooze on a couch.
"Hey fellas! There's an Englishman over there!" Shipwreck grinned, pointing at a sleeping Bulldog. Tony and Hank unsheathed swords.
"FOR THE GLORY OF SCOTLAND!!!!" They crowed, running into the room.
"HEY WHAT OWWWW!!!! WHAT THE?!?! YIPE!!!! OWWW!!!! HEY WATCH THAT SWORD!!!!" Bulldog cried as the Scotsmen ganged up on him. Shipwreck laughed happily, finally getting one over on the English Joe. He turned to Storm triumphantly, but she was none too happy. "Uh oh. YEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shipwreck got fried. A charred mess, he staggered into the room, only to get caught by an enraged Bulldog.
"Hello Shipwreck."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"No! No! No!" Duncan Matthews screamed as the cops threw him into the jail. "Do you know who I am?! I'm important! My dad'll make you clowns do beats for the rest of your lives!" The football player heard snickering, like a huge man. He turned around. "No! No!" Duncan flattened himself against the wall. "No! Stay Back! Stay back! No! NO!!! OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Two cops overheard the screaming.
"Did we just throw him in the cell with Bubba?" The first cop asked the second, pointing at the cell with his thumb. The second cop shrugged.
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"Yeah right, Jamie!" Scott laughed. "Giant Turkeys in Bayville! Please!"
"I saw it on the news, nerd-boy!" Jamie snapped, finally losing his patience. Scott glared.
"Look Madrox, I've had enough with Foxfire, Avalanche, and Kid Razor making fun of me all the time!" Scott snapped.
"Not my problem." Jamie huffed, walking away. He then heard screams. "Aw no, the girls are catfighting again!" Xavier wheeled up to Scott.
"Is something wrong?"
"Besides hoping that Alvers, Razor, and Jason Fox all drop dead, nothing really." Scott sighed.
"Hey Chromedome! You are not gonna believe this." Kid Razor ran up to the two. He then looked at Scott. "Who are you?"
"You know me! I'm - " Scott snapped.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!" Razor snapped in Scott's face. "Anyway, there are mutant turkeys in Bayville!"
Looks like the X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers meet the Turkeys! What'll happen next? Will the X-Girls ever stop fighting? What happened to Duncan? (Duncan: Somebody call the Special Victims Unit!) What's Cobra up to? Find out in the next chapter!!